13th September 1944
13th September
Tiso and Tuka have arrived at the Slovak Underground Reinforced Redoubt for Embattled Nationalistic Dictators and Enabling Retainers for a briefing on the progress of the wars. Once they would have foolishly tried to work out the acronym for the new name for the HQ building, however bitter experience had taught them this was a bad idea. Alas they had not yet progressed to the next logical step in that chain of thought and questioned whether turning up at all was a good idea.
General Malar began the briefing by announcing there was dramatic news from the West
"There is dramatic news from the West." General Malar announced, determined to reclaim his over-literalness crown.
"Actual news from the Western Front?" Tiso asked.
"Further West!" Malar corrected.
"This isn't some ridiculous news from a country not actually fighting is it?" Tuka growled threateningly
"No." Malar said, in a hurt voice. "It's news from our valiant Ecuadorian co-combatants." He continued, passing around the briefing note.
In all fairness if the entire country, bar the capital, has been conquered by the enemy then a major worker strike is probably the least of your worries.
Tuka considered shouting, but decided to save his vocal chords in case they were needed later.
Senior Unnamed Staff Officer defused the awkward silence by handing out the latest briefing note from the Sub- War Civil Total Sub. War. Total.
"Good work...." Tiso paused so the officer could fill the gap.
"Senior Unnamed Staff Officer." The officer promptly replied.
"No your name, not your rank." Tuka explained.
"That is my name." The fellow explained.
"Due to being in two wars we've rationed officers names. Only those who excel through excellence and devotion will be able to earn them back." Malar explained.
Unable to contain himself any longer, Tuka opened his lungs and began screaming, while Tiso stared at the briefing note as he tried to resist the lure of the hipflask.
Malar (Augstin Flavour) has been reinforced with actual tanks from the famous heroes of the 23rd Panzer Division (Unit nickname - "Who? Are you sure this isn't a mistake?"). More importantly the 9th Unpronounceable Collection of Random Letters Divisions have joined the fight, though whether out of fear of the zombies of the 72nd Undead Division or shame at being out-fought by the Slovak HQ is not clear.
Tiso struggled to understand the note. It appeared to be... good news... light at the end of the tunnel. A portent of final victory over the Czechs.
"This is great news Malar!" Tiso announced. "It calls for a celebration."
A great calm spread through Tiso as he reached for his hipflask in triumph for the first earned drink in far too long.
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Notes:
It's back! Sorry for the lack of replies in the standard place, but the top of the page called to me and tradition must be honoured. Replies below
Ecuador has lasted an impressively long time, the few HQs and divisions holed up in the capital are resisting the massed might of South and Latin America. Will Slovakia last so long? I think we all know the answer to that one.
Nathan Madien - The bad research is par for the course, the gangster traits are unusual. Someone in Paradox not a fan of Tibet or Buddhists or both?
megaspider01 - That;s amazing. Is one of the pre-requite tasks for that unifying the country under T&T's rule?
Athalcor / TheButterflyComposer - A truly imposing structure and the entirely correct response.
Tiso and Tuka have arrived at the Slovak Underground Reinforced Redoubt for Embattled Nationalistic Dictators and Enabling Retainers for a briefing on the progress of the wars. Once they would have foolishly tried to work out the acronym for the new name for the HQ building, however bitter experience had taught them this was a bad idea. Alas they had not yet progressed to the next logical step in that chain of thought and questioned whether turning up at all was a good idea.
General Malar began the briefing by announcing there was dramatic news from the West
"There is dramatic news from the West." General Malar announced, determined to reclaim his over-literalness crown.
"Actual news from the Western Front?" Tiso asked.
"Further West!" Malar corrected.
"This isn't some ridiculous news from a country not actually fighting is it?" Tuka growled threateningly
"No." Malar said, in a hurt voice. "It's news from our valiant Ecuadorian co-combatants." He continued, passing around the briefing note.
In all fairness if the entire country, bar the capital, has been conquered by the enemy then a major worker strike is probably the least of your worries.
Tuka considered shouting, but decided to save his vocal chords in case they were needed later.
Senior Unnamed Staff Officer defused the awkward silence by handing out the latest briefing note from the Sub- War Civil Total Sub. War. Total.
"Good work...." Tiso paused so the officer could fill the gap.
"Senior Unnamed Staff Officer." The officer promptly replied.
"No your name, not your rank." Tuka explained.
"That is my name." The fellow explained.
"Due to being in two wars we've rationed officers names. Only those who excel through excellence and devotion will be able to earn them back." Malar explained.
Unable to contain himself any longer, Tuka opened his lungs and began screaming, while Tiso stared at the briefing note as he tried to resist the lure of the hipflask.
Malar (Augstin Flavour) has been reinforced with actual tanks from the famous heroes of the 23rd Panzer Division (Unit nickname - "Who? Are you sure this isn't a mistake?"). More importantly the 9th Unpronounceable Collection of Random Letters Divisions have joined the fight, though whether out of fear of the zombies of the 72nd Undead Division or shame at being out-fought by the Slovak HQ is not clear.
Tiso struggled to understand the note. It appeared to be... good news... light at the end of the tunnel. A portent of final victory over the Czechs.
"This is great news Malar!" Tiso announced. "It calls for a celebration."
A great calm spread through Tiso as he reached for his hipflask in triumph for the first earned drink in far too long.
--
Notes:
It's back! Sorry for the lack of replies in the standard place, but the top of the page called to me and tradition must be honoured. Replies below
Ecuador has lasted an impressively long time, the few HQs and divisions holed up in the capital are resisting the massed might of South and Latin America. Will Slovakia last so long? I think we all know the answer to that one.
Nathan Madien - The bad research is par for the course, the gangster traits are unusual. Someone in Paradox not a fan of Tibet or Buddhists or both?
megaspider01 - That;s amazing. Is one of the pre-requite tasks for that unifying the country under T&T's rule?
Athalcor / TheButterflyComposer - A truly imposing structure and the entirely correct response.
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