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Try Switzerland.:p
 

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Oh yes, he'd like that. There's literally nothing to do but talk about economic policy and small technical details.
If Lord El Pip will do this, I'll happily link him to a thread in the HPP forums debating the Swiss OOB in excruciating detail. Not for any practical purpose or to convert him to the modded world, just to give him more things to complain about with high accuracy. :p
 

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Try Switzerland.:p
I had a look. *Shudder*. I'll admit having Einstein available as your "Technical Specialist" Minister of Intelligence did make me chuckle, because Technical Specialist makes your spies better at espionage / counter-espionage - it's technical as in 'Q-branch boffins'.

The idea of Einstein as Q did almost tempt me into doing an Intel heavy AAR about the Swiss secret service and its struggle to do anything interesting, at all, ever. But while it is good for a couple of jokes "This is your new pen, click the lid twice and a nuclear reaction occurs destroying everything within a several mile radius" it falls down on the immense dullness of Switzerland.

Oh yes, he'd like that. There's literally nothing to do but talk about economic policy and small technical details.
Even within that narrow window Swiss economic policy is also dull.

Congrats on finishing this, El Pip. I've lurked it for a while and enjoyed it immensely.
Thank you for delurking to say so. :)

If Lord El Pip will do this, I'll happily link him to a thread in the HPP forums debating the Swiss OOB in excruciating detail. Not for any practical purpose or to convert him to the modded world, just to give him more things to complain about with high accuracy. :p
I will obviously take that link as it sounds interesting regardless.

Overall the Swiss are handicapped by being 100% neutral so even with the 'Prepare for War' event and spies working flat out on threat raising you cannot declare war on Austria before Anschluss. At which point your choice are war with Italy, France or Germany any one of who can easily flatten you.

There is the Vichy gambit, waiting till '42 and the declaring war on Vichy. So you could do that and thus gain a coastline to build a Submarine and achieve Subs for the Swiss. But doesn't seem a particularly interesting path or one that would be an entertaining read.
 
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I will obviously take that link as it sounds interesting regardless.
Ask and ye might receive, depending on who ye ask and the mood of ye olde askee.

Fortunately, I'm in a good mood, so here's the link.
 
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I'm ashamed to say that this made me laugh out loud. Sorry Pip. :p
My wicked ploy to subvert El Pip is growing more effective.
 
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Ask and ye might receive, depending on who ye ask and the mood of ye olde askee.

Fortunately, I'm in a good mood, so here's the link.
It was just as needlessly detailed and obsessed with minutate as I had hoped. :)

I'm ashamed to say that this made me laugh out loud. Sorry Pip. :p
At least you are ashamed.


My wicked ploy to subvert El Pip is growing more effective.
Everyone needs a hobby I suppose.


I tried to resist it and write about something else, but some itches must be scratched. There has been a Disturbance in the shoal, as if a thousand herring cried out but were suddenly smoked. A certain Nordic monarch has returned.
 
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