The realm rejoices as Paradox Interactive announces the launch of Crusader Kings III, the latest entry in the publisher’s grand strategy role-playing game franchise. Advisors may now jockey for positions of influence and adversaries should save their schemes for another day, because on this day Crusader Kings III can be purchased on Steam, the Paradox Store, and other major online retailers.
At least there is the warm glow of communism?
The warm glow of the entirely safe, and in no way dangerous, nuclear fuel rods the KGB agent is making you carry by hand away from the site of The Incident.The nuclear afterglow? else it would be the cold wind from Siberia or the Gulag sea.
Being less well trained and disciplined than a Samurai is not particularly shameful for a conscript WW2 army on any side. But it is unfortunate that Slovakia is out tech-ed by the Samurai, lacking as it does any technology for steel.But without the warships bombarding the lines of well trained samurai... And you know, well trained swordsmen.
Of course it's momentous, an El Pip AAR reaching a conclusion? Tickertape parades and Days of Thanksgiving shall be proclaimed throughout the land! But stop calling me Shirley.
In my defence I've only finished one other AAR and that was Furious Vengeance. That was in January 2009 and in that month;The world is literally ending.
And at worst only two of those will be the direct fault of this AAR.What will happen if the AAR ends this year?
- The USA will elect a President that is over 70.
- More babies will be born in 9 months
- More divorces in the next few months
A virtual certainty. Probably the Ripple Blanc from the movie Top Secret, for those familiar with it.Home of the first sulphuric acid factory in Austro-Hungary and a centre of the Slovak wine industry. It is to be hoped those two facts are unconnected, but one naturally fears the worst.
That is the sort of wine T&T would produce.A virtual certainty. Probably the Ripple Blanc from the movie Top Secret, for those familiar with it.
The 1st (Defrosted) Division has started to redeploy to a more gloriously strategic position, but General Jurech and the 2nd (World Record No. of Defences of Paris) Division still stand firm. Well they are mostly vertical which is all you can ask.Have the divisions defending the glorious capital started a retreat?
Surely T&T will stay in the Command Shed and fight to the lastThey're just ahead of Tiso and Tuka, who will surely relocate to Berlin when Brats in lava falls.
How else do you think they defrosted?
...I'm told it's the equivalent of a chest x-ray.
Your services are recognised Comrades;Not great, not terrible.
I serve the Soviet Union...
Too many. But also not enough.And the United States...and Germany...and Italy...and...and...just how many computers does this man have, anyways?!