15th February 1945
15th February 1945
The Allies continue to fail to attack Bratislava, so Tiso is forced to keep on having cabinet meetings. Well not forced, he is the Supreme Vodca and could just cancel them. But he feels he should at least make a pretence of running the country.
"Generals, what is the latest news from the war?" He asked.
"The Allies have reached the French border." General Kubela announced.
"A worrying development." Tuka said.
"Absolutely, if the forces the Allies landed in Normandy have finally begun to start moving we will soon feel the effects." Tiso agreed.
"Actually it's not that bad." Fritz announced.
"Why do you say that?" Tiso asked.
"Because it's not the D-Day forces that have reached the border." He explained, pointing at the map.
This is one way to avoid a frontal attack on the West Wall, having the Allied Armies in Italy sneaking around Switzerland is the last thing the German defenders would be expecting. Certainly that is the excuse the D-Day commander will be using.
Relieved that it was not just the Axis cursed with terrible strategic decisions, Tiso decided to move the meeting onwards.
"What news from the East?" He asked.
"While the most recent enemy attack was bold it was not made in sufficient strength, we believe local Axis forces should be able to destroy the isolated units and consolidate their position." Malar said.
"Where has this excellent progress been made?" Tiso asked.
"The Dutch East Indies." Malar said.
The Netherlands have celebrated the recent liberation of their homeland by launching an invasion of Java with two under-strength militia divisions. There may be a reason for this, but the military logic is not immediately apparent.
When Tuka had finished screaming, Tiso got his generals to confirm that the Eastern Front was still going quite well in the North but very badly in the South.
Realising he could put it off no longer, he asked about the Slovako-Austrian front.
"We believe the Allies are playing game of Cat and Badger with us." Kubela explained.
"Are you sure about that?" Tiso asked.
"Yes." Kuebla stated confidently.
"But cats don't play with badgers, they tend to ignore them." Tiso said.
"You have used an incomprehensible metaphor!" Tuka accused.
"Exactly." Kubela said, looking smug.
"The Allied armies are ignoring us, much like a cat ignores a badger, and it is incomprehensible, like the metaphor." Malar explained.
Distressed that this explanation seemed to make sense, Tiso decided to bring the meeting to an end.
"Any other news?" He asked.
"Jesensky has captured another spy." Fritz offered.
We have captured a spy from Honduras
Who has desperately tried to assure us
his intentions were pure
he was on an innocent tour
But even with the simplest of ontological lenses it can be inferred that the intransient truth of his mission is starkly at variance with these claims and there is no reason to adopt even the most provisional of positive conclusions.
A (possibly) disgusted Janko Jesensky reports the capture of another Latin American spy. The fascination of Slovakia to Latin American spy agencies is as deep as their incompetence, as they continue to be outwitted by a critically socially realistic poet.
On that minor, but utterly unimportant, win Tiso declared the meeting closed and reached for his hipflask.
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Notes:
I think part of the reason the British AI is leaving Bratislava alone is that it has such a large front with Germany ant not really enough troops. When (if) the Normandy forces pull their finger out things could end very quickly.
I'm not sure how the Dutch managed to get the militia into Java, but it will not end well for them.
Honduras was one of the few places arguably worse than early-war Slovakia - the 1936 Honduran constitution stripped women of citizenship which is impressively regressive and miserable even by the low standards of Latin/South America. If Slovakia had ever got around to holding the elections (they were supposed to have them in 1943, but T&T delayed them till 'after the war') then women would have had the vote on the same basis as men, which I found surprising given the constitution was written by clerico-fasicst reactionaries.
The Allies continue to fail to attack Bratislava, so Tiso is forced to keep on having cabinet meetings. Well not forced, he is the Supreme Vodca and could just cancel them. But he feels he should at least make a pretence of running the country.
"Generals, what is the latest news from the war?" He asked.
"The Allies have reached the French border." General Kubela announced.
"A worrying development." Tuka said.
"Absolutely, if the forces the Allies landed in Normandy have finally begun to start moving we will soon feel the effects." Tiso agreed.
"Actually it's not that bad." Fritz announced.
"Why do you say that?" Tiso asked.
"Because it's not the D-Day forces that have reached the border." He explained, pointing at the map.
This is one way to avoid a frontal attack on the West Wall, having the Allied Armies in Italy sneaking around Switzerland is the last thing the German defenders would be expecting. Certainly that is the excuse the D-Day commander will be using.
Relieved that it was not just the Axis cursed with terrible strategic decisions, Tiso decided to move the meeting onwards.
"What news from the East?" He asked.
"While the most recent enemy attack was bold it was not made in sufficient strength, we believe local Axis forces should be able to destroy the isolated units and consolidate their position." Malar said.
"Where has this excellent progress been made?" Tiso asked.
"The Dutch East Indies." Malar said.
The Netherlands have celebrated the recent liberation of their homeland by launching an invasion of Java with two under-strength militia divisions. There may be a reason for this, but the military logic is not immediately apparent.
When Tuka had finished screaming, Tiso got his generals to confirm that the Eastern Front was still going quite well in the North but very badly in the South.
Realising he could put it off no longer, he asked about the Slovako-Austrian front.
"We believe the Allies are playing game of Cat and Badger with us." Kubela explained.
"Are you sure about that?" Tiso asked.
"Yes." Kuebla stated confidently.
"But cats don't play with badgers, they tend to ignore them." Tiso said.
"You have used an incomprehensible metaphor!" Tuka accused.
"Exactly." Kubela said, looking smug.
"The Allied armies are ignoring us, much like a cat ignores a badger, and it is incomprehensible, like the metaphor." Malar explained.
Distressed that this explanation seemed to make sense, Tiso decided to bring the meeting to an end.
"Any other news?" He asked.
"Jesensky has captured another spy." Fritz offered.
We have captured a spy from Honduras
Who has desperately tried to assure us
his intentions were pure
he was on an innocent tour
But even with the simplest of ontological lenses it can be inferred that the intransient truth of his mission is starkly at variance with these claims and there is no reason to adopt even the most provisional of positive conclusions.
A (possibly) disgusted Janko Jesensky reports the capture of another Latin American spy. The fascination of Slovakia to Latin American spy agencies is as deep as their incompetence, as they continue to be outwitted by a critically socially realistic poet.
On that minor, but utterly unimportant, win Tiso declared the meeting closed and reached for his hipflask.
--
Notes:
I think part of the reason the British AI is leaving Bratislava alone is that it has such a large front with Germany ant not really enough troops. When (if) the Normandy forces pull their finger out things could end very quickly.
I'm not sure how the Dutch managed to get the militia into Java, but it will not end well for them.
Honduras was one of the few places arguably worse than early-war Slovakia - the 1936 Honduran constitution stripped women of citizenship which is impressively regressive and miserable even by the low standards of Latin/South America. If Slovakia had ever got around to holding the elections (they were supposed to have them in 1943, but T&T delayed them till 'after the war') then women would have had the vote on the same basis as men, which I found surprising given the constitution was written by clerico-fasicst reactionaries.