"Or we could use the teleporter." Pruzinsky suggested.
And you dared call the Lancaster's insane.
"Or we could use the teleporter." Pruzinsky suggested.
Their defeat was perhaps overdetermined, but that was always the point. And as much as I have a soft spot for Pruzinksy there is a limit to even his skills.And he made that teleporter work on no-doubt-poor-quality coal too! Shame Slovakia is so outmatched even that much genius cannot win the war.
I admit I was really pleased with myself when I came up with it.Nice.
I fear I may have made that joke too many times before and I think the conclusion was Clotted.A very relative term, of course. Sour cream? Curdled? Clotted? Or perhaps ersatz cream?
There is more (and less) to the teleporter than meets the eye. All will be clear before the end.It’s a good thing they don’t have nukes as well. It would make a very useful delivery device! Teleporting a bunch of Hlinka Guard ‘commandos’ (ie unusually violent and despicable thugs) armed with sharpened pencils into Churchill’s office could be an option I suppose, though not quite so devastating to British morale.
Well they are, just in a different way.And you dared call the Lancaster's insane.
That was rather the point.I suppose that, yes, this does technically qualify as the last time we shall ever return to Bratislava. Still, a bit of a knicker-twister, no?
Top modding.We have more time on our hands in these 'iso' days ... so I tested to see if it was possible for Slovakia to research Teleporter tech by 11 March 1945, starting in the Götterdämmerung scenario. It is, if you concentrate on doing nothing else other than researching electrical engineering to the required level and then Teleporter.
As I said in the very first post I did a little modding to the game because Paradox left the scenario badly broken. As you noticed D-Day gets wiped out very quickly in vanilla, that's because the invasion force starts out of supply and has no ports so can never resupply. Hence the Germans, who are suffering none of the fuel/resource/logistics problems of OTL, can easily roll over them.My question: what have Tiso & Tuka and Slovakia done in TTL to so badly undermine the Axis war effort? The collapse of the Reich is all their fault, it seems. It is only fitting they be made to present themselves in Berlin for a thorough accounting in one of those Nazi show trials. Just use the console command 'Canaris' to unlock the event ...
Ah, I kind of almost remember that, but hope you will excuse my lack of recollection given how long ago I would have read that! Very well done, otherwise the defeat would not have been inevitable - or would have come around the time Martin Bormann’s successor as Fuhrer was getting on a bit!As I said in the very first post I did a little modding to the game because Paradox left the scenario badly broken. As you noticed D-Day gets wiped out very quickly in vanilla, that's because the invasion force starts out of supply and has no ports so can never resupply. Hence the Germans, who are suffering none of the fuel/resource/logistics problems of OTL, can easily roll over them.
Excellent research! One can imagine T&T and their dysfunctional government setting like a glob of mouldy bryndza to the bottom of a rustically decorated wooden cup of žinčica that was some days past its use by date!
Of course. Why surrender when you can teleport away?
Maybe defeat wasn't that inevitable after all...
Excellent Slovak dairy research. This being T&T we can assume it would be žinčica which absolutely looks worse.
It is an amazingly bad fake beard and the moustache is not much better. The overall effect is of a 15 year old unconvincingly disguised while trying to purchase some beer.With a glued on beard I see.
Wow, did not expect this AAR to take a sci-fi turn even if it is based on coal
Like any good -punk genre there is an exciting degree of mixing in this AAR.Steam Cyber Punk?
Pruzinksy would be saddened to hear you speak like this.Well it's Slovakia so it might as well be magic.
It was barely 9 years ago I started this, it is a thrusting young buck of an El Pip AAR. But I suppose for people who follow at normal timescales that is a bit of a long time back to remember things.Ah, I kind of almost remember that, but hope you will excuse my lack of recollection given how long ago I would have read that! Very well done, otherwise the defeat would not have been inevitable - or would have come around the time Martin Bormann’s successor as Fuhrer was getting on a bit!
I will unpause that test game and let it run to see what happens, out of curiosity.
Nah, I played the game in fairly long chunks to avoid that sort of problem. This is just terrible scenario design from Paradox I think.I guess it would be all the 200 reloads in the AAR that makes the difference
Not all is as it seems with the teleporter...Of course. Why surrender when you can teleport away?
Maybe defeat wasn't that inevitable after all...
Not even that.Oh it's inevitable, just avoidable.
Oh it's inevitable, just avoidable.
I thought Evitable was a synonym for behaving in the manner of a Evita (buying lots of furs and shoes while inflation sky rockets and your husband imports a lot of Nazis and rigs elections). You learn something every day....I believe a synonym for avoidable is evitable.
That is a relief. They want to be thoroughly drunk by the time they are arrested by whichever power takes Berlin. If it’s the Soviets, they’d be better off joining Hitler in his Fuhrerdammerung. Because although they may be insignificant in the greater scheme of things, the Soviets just don’t miss details like that. Especially under Stalin. They have so much prior experience doing it to their own people. If it’s the Allies, they’d have an outside chance of slipping away, unrecognised. Or recognised and ignored until years later when a Nazi-hunter or documentary maker discovers and catches up with them.The first thing he did was to confirm the hipflask reserves had safely arrived, because he had his priorities in the correct order.
One would ask, if there was the faintest chance of receiving any sensible answer. Given that chance is virtually zero, we’ll just chuckle and move on.Yes those are British divisions wearing Communist Yugoslavian uniforms pushing into Central Finland. Why do you ask?
Why are all these minor nations constantly ringing up Slovakia to tell them about random domestic occurrences? Did someone at some point get their wires crossed or did they all agree to kick the underdog of underdogs just to feel superior about something?