The Channel Pact - Germany&UK Coop AAR

[TRP]

Previously on The Channel Pact

*The voice-over guy who narrates films*

De nil recieves interesting messages, German high command gets assasinated, Hitler takes power. Are those related ? The pacts entegrity is crushed ?

Find out more on the next update of The Channel Pact !

Will Churchill and Hitler succeed? What is to become of the Channel Pact?
And will they ever be able to stop the United States?

Stay subscibed and find out!

-Laurence, totally Random Productions

 

[ColossusCrusher]

Or, to make it a campy sixties TV series:

Same Pact-time, same Pact-channel!

 

[TRP]

Alternatively, you could join The Channel Pact Reader's Group, and find out sooner!

Not really, I just felt like saying something Also

Will Churchill and Hitler succeed? What is to become of the Channel Pact?
And will they ever be able to stop the United States?

Stay subscibed and find out!

-Laurence, totally Random Productions

The answer to all three questions is: Unlimited nuclear warfare

A new update tomorrow, me and Laurence are currently thinking about holding a 'Channel Pact week'. Considering our comfortably large reserves, we intend to dominate the first page for seven days

by updating every day

twice

How does that sound? Let us know.

-Vincent, Totally Random Productions

 

[CaptRobau]

Just came back from the hospital. Had to get a couple of stitches because I hit my head on the ceiling fan while jumping in the air of PURE JOY!!! Thanks a lot for that!

 

[hebelecan]

Just came back from the hospital. Had to get a couple of stitches because I hit my head on the ceiling fan while jumping in the air of PURE JOY!!! Thanks a lot for that!

I swear this happened to me once. 2 stitches on the top of my head.


I mean it, it actually happened.

 

[ColossusCrusher]

Holy update spree Pactman!

DO IT!

 

[Kurt_Steiner]

*speechless*

*faints*

 

[Enewald]

Uuh yeah!
Next week won't be boring.

 

[Beladriel]

Do it!

 

[Tommy4ever]

Dooo eeet!

 

[Cohacq]

guess i'll join the chorus, do it!

 

[TRP]

It has been decided

As a tradeoff, no update today .

 

[Cohacq]

you got me all hyped up for an update TOMORROW? now how am i gonna make it through school without drifting away into the realms of the channel pact?

 

[hebelecan]

You need a catchy music for the AAR. Like Supermans;

Dun dunun dununun dururunrunrun dundunun

Chaneeel pact durururun its the chaneeel pacttt

 

[Kurt_Steiner]

Popcorn ready!

 

[TRP]

Yeah we might be inventing a Channel pact hymn, but only later in the game . Will probably be a combination of the German Empire anthem and "Rule, Britannia!" with some other verses

 

[C'est Moi]

Rule the Channel Pact,
Channel Pact rule the waves,
Uber alles in der welt.
Lalalalala....
*trails off*

It needs work.

 

[TRP]

Rule the Channel Pact,
Channel Pact rule the waves,
Uber alles in der welt.
Lalalalala....
*trails off*

It needs work.

Mhm, I was thinking more along the lines of

Nations of the world, we stand as one!
At last at peace, in Pact united
May we prosper, may we grow old
For our lands and seas are guarded, guarded by the titans
The tyrants of old, finally defeated
Rule, Brittania, rule the waves!
Rule, Germanie, rule the lands!
Forever allied, forever one
The peoples of Earth never, never shall be slaves

 

[ColossusCrusher]

Why not modify Oceania, Tis for Thee?

 

[CaptRobau]

Mhm, I was thinking more along the lines of

Nations of the world, we stand as one!
At last at peace, in Pact united
May we prosper, may we grow old
For our lands and seas are guarded, guarded by the titans
The tyrants of old, finally defeated
Rule, Brittania, rule the waves!
Rule, Germanie, rule the lands!
Forever allied, forever one
The peoples of Earth never, never shall be slaves

That's actually not that bad.