When you know you play too much Vic2?

Fryz

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• Sep 21, 2010

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There was a same thread in EU3 forum, so here I start this one,

my stories:
1, When you begin to talk about Vic2 with everyone you met, from girlfriend to neibours..
2, When it's already the third day where you dreamed a cruel war between USA, CSA and Mexico....
I'm always USA in dreams, I try to destroy CSA's army, failed everytime
well the dream is principally caused by the time difference enter China and France, I have to keep in touch with someone in China due to my job...

 

Last edited: Sep 21, 2010

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• Sep 21, 2010

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1) When you have to set your own national focus to "Encourage Sleep" before going to bed.
2) When you begin to list your meal needs to your wife/girlfriend in units of cattle and grain.
3) When you list your militancy to say "I'm angry."

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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• #3

When you go to iTunes U and download history courses about europe and colonization.

 

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Well, I don't know about Vicky 2, but I know that you played too much Vicky 1 if you bought Vicky 2 upon release ;-)

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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When you've seen copies of this exact thread twice before.

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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When you always argue with your history lecturer that Germany did not form in 1871 and Japan stayed backward and isolationist even to the 20th century.

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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When you wonder how come the US has a Pacific coastline.

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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1. When you try to ban your wife out of the kitchen, because it is in your SOI.
2. When you confront your 18 month old son with the "Porridge for breakfast" decision event: "Agree (eat)" will give you +20 relations with mom and dad (both considered GP), "Refuse (don´t eat)" will give you +15 infamy and will most probably trigger the Great Porridge War event, boy!!
3. When you consider the new hairstyle of your girlfriend a valid CB for a "cut down to size" war aim.

 

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Krautkopf said:

3. When you consider the new hairstyle of your girlfriend a valid CB for a "cut down to size" war aim.

Click to expand...

:rofl:

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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1. When you declare a gunboat war to a friend to get back some cash you lent
2. When you know that China should have wipe the world in 1900 with millions of soldiers
3. When you try to align your personal needs to your victoria pop type
4. When you think there are billions of billions of $ somewhere that will never come back into the world
5. When you're going to join a Jacobin revolution

 

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When you wonder how free market countries still have any industry left.

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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When you post so much they make you a beta tester, then a moderator, and you still won't shut up making suggestions

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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RedRalphWiggum said:

When you post so much

Click to expand...

You're nothing but a dirty, rotten, no-good spammer!

- When you won't let your children go out to see their friends (have diplomatic relations) because they're your satellites

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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When you start playing as nations such as Serbia and try to form Yugoslavia and freak out when you finish an apple because of all the "cores"

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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when you start threads like this
http://www.europa-universalis.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500434
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Fryz

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• Sep 21, 2010

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comsubpac said:

when you start threads like this
http://www.europa-universalis.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500434
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Click to expand...

I clicked it..........:wacko:

When you meet a Texan, you insist that his nationality is Mexican

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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comsubpac said:

when you start threads like this
http://www.europa-universalis.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500434
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Click to expand...

By making that post you've created an infinite loop of link following and head scratching; for the love of God don't click that link!

On topic, you know you play too much V2 when you start drawing your Vic 2 empires in lectures, and then start drwing up all the railroad connections, and then claiming it's just a doodle when your friend asks what you've just drawn

 

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When you don't want to start doing anything, because you are waiting for 1.2 patch.

 

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• Sep 21, 2010

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when u think ur teenage child will stop being rebelious after the 1.2 patch.

 

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• Sep 22, 2010

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Fryz said:

2, When it's already the third day where you dreamed a cruel war between USA, CSA and Mexico....
I'm always USA in dreams, I try to destroy CSA's army, failed everytime
well the dream is principally caused by the time difference enter China and France, I have to keep in touch with someone in China due to my job...

Click to expand...

Weak. I had dreams about V2 before the game was released . (no kidding, I was playing as Sweden, and the game was all trippy and nothing like it really is. Shows you how wrong I was)