EU4 Dev Clash #11 - Baltic Elephants - Tuesdays 15:00 CET

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We need this mentality for England AI :)

Any good EU IV AI should react - unless bad government and stupid ruler - to a seen transport of troops on a beachhead near them. The AI has that nice "walk to your borders feature" now to warn players. It is only fair it reacts to our maneuvers too. The same NATO does with Russia. Maneuver in Sibiria? Be your guest. Bringing 100k troops to the NATO borders... maybe we should show some force.
 
Problem with Kaiser taking New Amsterdam is that now he can't choose the wargoal and attack pre-emptively.
The French Republic will not shed tears for tyrants being unable to declare even more unprovoked wars of aggression.
We also doubt that one province more or less will really stop him from doing so.
 
The French Republic will not shed tears for tyrants being unable to declare even more unprovoked wars of aggression.
We also doubt that one province more or less will really stop him from doing so.

Perhaps if the Old World did not insist on shipping hundreds of thousands of men to Our Hemisphere we would not need to make so many pre-emptive attacks!

The Revolutionary Council wishes to remind the decrepit tyrants that such manouvers are considered an Act of Aggression and our response will be thusly!
 
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My war with Persia!
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RNG GOD, please hear my plea, Theodoro is your faithful servant!​
 
1775 - World Stats
Het Jaar des Heren 1775

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## STATS FOR MP ###
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Current Score
  1. Ming 13989 (+7.69)
  2. Revolutionary France 11077 (+9.03)
  3. Netherlands 10653 (+9.03)
  4. Dithmarschen 10651 (+6.69)
  5. Hindustan 9011 (+6.01)
  6. Persia 7717 (+2.68)
  7. Ethiopia 4363 (+3.34)
  8. Spain 4049 (+1.67)
  9. The Papal State 3245 (+1.00)
  10. Kilwa 3206 (+4.01)
  11. Theodoro 3179 (+4.01)
  12. Korea 2844 (+1.00)
  13. Dai Viet 2596 (+0.00)
  14. Prussia 2460 (+2.00)
  15. Ottomans 2363 (+-1.00)
  16. Delhi 1712 (+-1.00)
  17. Portugal 868 (+0.00)
  18. Japan 533 (+-1.00)
  19. Poland 488 (+0.00)
  20. Brazil 199 (+0.00)
Development
  1. Revolutionary France 2773
  2. Dithmarschen 2681
  3. Hindustan 2417
  4. Netherlands 2271
  5. Ming 2163
  6. Ethiopia 2065
  7. Theodoro 1861
  8. Dai Viet 1498
  9. Persia 1295
  10. Prussia 1121
  11. Kilwa 1096
  12. The Papal State 1024
  13. Korea 1011
  14. Poland 982
  15. Sweden 713
  16. Spanish La Plata 513
  17. Mongolia 468
  18. Brazil 448
  19. Nitra 408
  20. Peasant Republic of S 397
Income
  1. Netherlands 1509.52
  2. Revolutionary France 771.47
  3. Ming 650.86
  4. Dithmarschen 607.50
  5. Hindustan 548.68
  6. Kilwa 440.00
  7. Theodoro 332.17
  8. The Papal State 282.45
  9. Dai Viet 260.19
  10. Persia 254.74
  11. Prussia 247.90
  12. Poland 237.57
  13. Mongolia 233.42
  14. Ethiopia 209.41
  15. Brazil 206.63
  16. Spain 137.11
  17. Korea 117.99
  18. Sweden 106.37
  19. Nitra 100.75
  20. Spanish La Plata 94.84
Max. Manpower
  1. Hindustan 20,370
  2. Korchin 19,500
  3. Habsan 19,190
  4. Prussia 19,000
  5. Persia 18,880
  6. Ming 18,500
  7. Kilwa 18,500
  8. Kotte 18,000
  9. Iceland 18,000
  10. Transoxiana 17,600
  11. Chagatai 17,560
  12. Poland 17,500
  13. Mongolia 17,500
  14. Sweden 17,500
  15. Kleine Preussen 17,500
  16. Peasant Republic of S 17,500
  17. Spanish La Plata 17,000
  18. Theodoro 16,500
  19. Bengal 16,500
  20. Mzab 16,500
Standing Army
  1. Ming 556k
  2. Revolutionary France 510k
  3. Hindustan 324k
  4. Theodoro 313k
  5. Kilwa 272k
  6. Prussia 252k
  7. Netherlands 206k
  8. Poland 200k
  9. Dai Viet 166k
  10. Ethiopia 155k
  11. Korea 145k
  12. Persia 136k
  13. Sweden 106k
  14. Dithmarschen 103k
  15. Brazil 102k
  16. Mongolia 97,000
  17. Chagatai 84,964
  18. Spanish La Plata 82,000
  19. Nitra 77,000
  20. Spain 73,000
War Fleet
  1. Netherlands 842/0
  2. Dithmarschen 366/0
  3. Ming 33/107
  4. Kilwa 80/0
  5. Spain 29/40
  6. Revolutionary France 61/0
  7. Korea 6/49
  8. Tunis 13/24
  9. Theodoro 1/30
  10. Sweden 10/15
  11. Brazil 23/0
  12. Australia 22/0
  13. Kikuchi 0/15
  14. Spanish La Plata 11/0
  15. California 8/0
  16. Ryukyu 0/5
  17. New Portugal 4/0
  18. Buryatia 0/4
  19. Ndongo 3/0
  20. Ottawa 3/0
Trade Fleet
  1. Netherlands 343
  2. Kilwa 74
  3. Ming 62
  4. Spanish La Plata 54
  5. Korea 52
  6. Poland 41
  7. Australia 39
  8. New Portugal 38
  9. Brazil 36
  10. Theodoro 29
  11. Alaska 29
  12. California 28
  13. Venice 25
  14. Ethiopia 23
  15. Spain 21
  16. Tunis 17
  17. Hindustan 16
  18. Dai Viet 12
  19. Portugal 10
  20. Persia 8
Technologies
  1. Kilwa 87
  2. Ming 87
  3. Theodoro 87
  4. Alaska 87
  5. Hindustan 87
  6. Ryukyu 87
  7. Revolutionary France 87
  8. Mongolia 87
  9. Korea 86
  10. California 86
  11. Dithmarschen 86
  12. Chagatai 86
  13. The Papal State 86
  14. Tibet 86
  15. Spanish Peru 86
  16. Spanish Louisiana 86
  17. Spanish Columbia 86
  18. New Portugal 85
  19. Brazil 85
  20. Kotte 85
Great Power
  1. Revolutionary France 3077
  2. Dithmarschen 2968
  3. Hindustan 2428
  4. Ming 2390
  5. Netherlands 2271
  6. Ethiopia 2065
  7. Theodoro 1861
  8. Persia 1294
    [~]Prussia 1256
    [~]Kilwa 1096
    [~]The Papal State 1024
    [~]Korea 1011
    [~]Poland 1006
    [~]Spain 867
    [~]Spanish La Plata 513
    [~]Sweden 475
    [~]Brazil 448
    [~]Chagatai 439
    [~]Venice 205
    [~]Kikuchi 166
 
Just that one moment though

Jake reading Kaap de goede hoop (south africa's cape); What a strange and weird name

Hmm Jake that is the real name (in Afrikaans) Though weirdly enough after the Dutch colonize it is only called kaap instead of kaap de goede hoop. (Fix plz)
 
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Today the First French Republic has shown the Americas the true power of the Revolution. Nor more shall the Peasant Tyrant be able to justify his crimes in the name of a cause that isn't truly his.
Contre nous de la tyrannie!
 
neat session.
i believe poland and Prussia are swapped though

for the one true revolution!
Gujarat ... ehm i mean Hindustan is the sole power of India, a bit late but they can be a force to count on the last session

lastly ... who will save private Ethiopia? at least Kilwa and Theodoro

Is Nitra strong enough to qualify for a big subject? but the french paradox i believe you could have dow'd Hungary and let Nitra+Bohemia sweep them
 
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Today the First French Republic has shown the Americas the true power of the Revolution. Nor more shall the Peasant Tyrant be able to justify his crimes in the name of a cause that isn't truly his.
Contre nous de la tyrannie!

This is our Götterdämmerung.
We shall never cease the struggle against the French-Dutch world domination and their European puppets. It may be a hopeless struggle but while a single peasant still draws breath we will defy you all...!
 
This is our Götterdämmerung.
We shall never cease the struggle against the French-Dutch world domination and their European puppets. It may be a hopeless struggle but while a single peasant still draws breath we will defy you all...!

All Dithmarschen peasants are welcomed to TRUE FREEDOM AND TOLERANCE in the new retaken colony province of Nieuw Amsterdam!* The fight against PresidentKaiserJohan's tyranny will never cease!

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The Dithmarschen fleet is burned off the coast of the British Isles, and Dithmarschen soldiers, barely able to flee the destruction of their ships, realize they are now stuck on the Isles, facing with absolute certainty the prospect of imminent integration into the warm and tolerant society of the Dutch Republic, where their per-capita income will increase three-fold, allowing them to amply provide for their families and loved ones back home in the Americas.**

*If they can not come to Nieuw Amsterdam, Nieuw Amsterdam must come to them...
**This message is paid for and endorsed by the Dutch Postal Service, whose main services include the shipping of private financial support, Pain, and Tolerance across the Atlantic. Become a member now and receive 30 ducats in your account!
 
Theodoro looks like a dragon heading east <3

Cheers for KJ for his undeterred fight against Western Europeans (and Chinese menace in the meantime). "The true power of the revolution" was a rather pitiful display, bullying just for bullying sake (I won't even mention the fate of Hannover, Venice or poor, poor Nitra) due to no active opposition in the Old World. Nevertheless, I hope the Peasants of Dithmarschen will find worthy allies for the last two sessions to wipe the smiles off the Tyrants' chubby faces!

Also, nice snake border between Hindustan and Ming, the Mandate finally started to tremble.
 
Just that one moment though

Jake reading Kaap de goede hoop (south africa's cape); What a strange and weird name

Hmm Jake that is the real name (in Afrikaans) Though weirdly enough after the Dutch colonize it is only called kaap instead of kaap de goede hoop. (Fix plz)

That's actually the Dutch name for it, the Afrikaans is Kaap die Goeie Hoop (Afrikaans and Dutch are similar still but there are a lot of differences).

Either way, most people just refer to it as die Kaap or the Cape, so Kaap or Cape is fine really.