*Wien, Austria, 1936*
Wilhelm Zehner: Heil Schuschnigg! *salutes*
Kurt Schuschnigg: High five! *high fives*
Now as everyone is here...
*Paul von Hegedüs, the minister of navy runs in and does a quick salute*
Everyone IMPORTANT is here, the meeting can begin. Now, you might be wondering why I have invited you here...
Julius Raab: It's your birthday?
Alexander Löhr: You won the lottery?
Alfred von Jansa: You are getting married?
von Hegedüs: We are going to build a navy?
Schuschnigg: *slaps himself in the forehead*
...
*takes a deep breath*
I invited you here because I have a masterplan, plan to make Austria big again! To return our long lost pride!
*a simultaneous "gasp" comes out of the mouth of every participant*
The goverment of Austria
Egon Beger-Waldenegg: What is it, mein Führer? A cunning diplomatic plan?
von Jansa: A super-effective infantry rifle?
Löhr: An invisible plane?
von Hegedüs: A new hull for a battleship?
Schuschnigg: No, I don't have a plan yet. I just wanted to see the looks on your faces. Damn, that was well worth it!
So, any ideas?
Kurt Schuschnigg, the chancellor of Austria
Zehner: More infantry!
Raab: More factories!
Löhr: More planes!
von Hegedüs: More ships!
Schuschnigg: Paul, god damn it... *shakes head, the others snicker*
We'll decide by rock-paper-scissors. 1...2...3!
Zehner and Löhr: Rock!
Raab: *waits a few seconds*
Uhh...paper?
Wilhelm Zehner, the Austrian chief of the Army
Schuschnigg: Industry it is, then! All of our resources will be spent on improving our factories.
Now onto our foreing policy. I say we brownnose the heck out of Nazis.
Beger-Waldenegg: Soungs good.
Raab: No complaiments.
Wilhelm Gebauer: I approve.
Schuschnigg: Who the hell are you?
Gebauer: Wilhelm Gebauer. You know, the minister of intelligence. The secret agentman, the Austrian James Bond and Maxwell Smart!
Schuschnigg: We don't have an intelligence department! We don't have a single spy! It's not like doomsday is coming upon us, we are Austrians! Who wants to spy on us? We live in a safe haven!
Eduard Baar-Baarenfels: *krhm krhm*
Alexander Löhr, the Austrian chief of airforce
Schuschnigg: Yes Eduard, we totally love and respect you. You have done a great job in policing our country, oppressing the people and spreading the propaganda and all. *shakes head*
Johan Kubena: That's right. The people still believe Austria-Hungary exists!
Baar-Baarenfels: Awww, thanks guys! You are so sweet. *blushes*
Schuschnigg: Ok, people. I think this meeting is done. Julius, start working on our industry. Others...do something.
Everybody: Hail Schuschnigg! *people start leaving the room*
Schuschnigg stays in the room and goes in front of the window to watch the snowflakes fall from the dark sky. A tune can be heard in the background.
Deep in my heart there's a fire: that's lust for strenght
Deep in my heart there's a desire for power
I'm dying in emotion
So I'm turning into him
I'm living all my, living all my dreams
You'r my god, you'r my lord
I keep mimicking you in all I do
You'r my god, you'r my lord
I'll be adoring you forever, fight with me together
You'r my god, you'r my lord
Yeah, a feeling that our relations will grow
You'r my god, you'r my lord
That's the only thing for I really hope
Let's combine forces and rule world, side by side
Fightning with might, come on let's do, what is right
I'll keep the commies running
Let your men take all the France
I'm living all my, living all my dreams
You'r my god, you'r my lord
I keep mimicking you in all I do
You'r my god, you'r my lord
I'll be adoring you forever, fight with me together
You'r my god, you'r my lord
Yeah, a feeling that our relations will grow
You'r my god, you'r my lord
That's the only thing for I really hope
You'r my god, you'r my lord
Yeah, a feeling that our relations will grow
You'r my god, you'r my lord
That's the only thing for I really hope
You'r my god, you'r my lord
*takes a deep breath and looks out of the window again*
You are a great man, Adolf Hitler, you are a great man.
*behind the door, Zehner and von Jansa had been listening*
Zehner: That was gay.
von Jansa: That was REALLY gay.
Wilhelm Zehner: Heil Schuschnigg! *salutes*
Kurt Schuschnigg: High five! *high fives*
Now as everyone is here...
*Paul von Hegedüs, the minister of navy runs in and does a quick salute*
Everyone IMPORTANT is here, the meeting can begin. Now, you might be wondering why I have invited you here...
Julius Raab: It's your birthday?
Alexander Löhr: You won the lottery?
Alfred von Jansa: You are getting married?
von Hegedüs: We are going to build a navy?
Schuschnigg: *slaps himself in the forehead*
...
*takes a deep breath*
I invited you here because I have a masterplan, plan to make Austria big again! To return our long lost pride!
*a simultaneous "gasp" comes out of the mouth of every participant*
The goverment of Austria
Egon Beger-Waldenegg: What is it, mein Führer? A cunning diplomatic plan?
von Jansa: A super-effective infantry rifle?
Löhr: An invisible plane?
von Hegedüs: A new hull for a battleship?
Schuschnigg: No, I don't have a plan yet. I just wanted to see the looks on your faces. Damn, that was well worth it!
So, any ideas?
Kurt Schuschnigg, the chancellor of Austria
Zehner: More infantry!
Raab: More factories!
Löhr: More planes!
von Hegedüs: More ships!
Schuschnigg: Paul, god damn it... *shakes head, the others snicker*
We'll decide by rock-paper-scissors. 1...2...3!
Zehner and Löhr: Rock!
Raab: *waits a few seconds*
Uhh...paper?
Wilhelm Zehner, the Austrian chief of the Army
Schuschnigg: Industry it is, then! All of our resources will be spent on improving our factories.
Now onto our foreing policy. I say we brownnose the heck out of Nazis.
Beger-Waldenegg: Soungs good.
Raab: No complaiments.
Wilhelm Gebauer: I approve.
Schuschnigg: Who the hell are you?
Gebauer: Wilhelm Gebauer. You know, the minister of intelligence. The secret agentman, the Austrian James Bond and Maxwell Smart!
Schuschnigg: We don't have an intelligence department! We don't have a single spy! It's not like doomsday is coming upon us, we are Austrians! Who wants to spy on us? We live in a safe haven!
Eduard Baar-Baarenfels: *krhm krhm*
Alexander Löhr, the Austrian chief of airforce
Schuschnigg: Yes Eduard, we totally love and respect you. You have done a great job in policing our country, oppressing the people and spreading the propaganda and all. *shakes head*
Johan Kubena: That's right. The people still believe Austria-Hungary exists!
Baar-Baarenfels: Awww, thanks guys! You are so sweet. *blushes*
Schuschnigg: Ok, people. I think this meeting is done. Julius, start working on our industry. Others...do something.
Everybody: Hail Schuschnigg! *people start leaving the room*
Schuschnigg stays in the room and goes in front of the window to watch the snowflakes fall from the dark sky. A tune can be heard in the background.
Deep in my heart there's a fire: that's lust for strenght
Deep in my heart there's a desire for power
I'm dying in emotion
So I'm turning into him
I'm living all my, living all my dreams
You'r my god, you'r my lord
I keep mimicking you in all I do
You'r my god, you'r my lord
I'll be adoring you forever, fight with me together
You'r my god, you'r my lord
Yeah, a feeling that our relations will grow
You'r my god, you'r my lord
That's the only thing for I really hope
Let's combine forces and rule world, side by side
Fightning with might, come on let's do, what is right
I'll keep the commies running
Let your men take all the France
I'm living all my, living all my dreams
You'r my god, you'r my lord
I keep mimicking you in all I do
You'r my god, you'r my lord
I'll be adoring you forever, fight with me together
You'r my god, you'r my lord
Yeah, a feeling that our relations will grow
You'r my god, you'r my lord
That's the only thing for I really hope
You'r my god, you'r my lord
Yeah, a feeling that our relations will grow
You'r my god, you'r my lord
That's the only thing for I really hope
You'r my god, you'r my lord
*takes a deep breath and looks out of the window again*
You are a great man, Adolf Hitler, you are a great man.
*behind the door, Zehner and von Jansa had been listening*
Zehner: That was gay.
von Jansa: That was REALLY gay.