I am already hearing complaints about my claim that people from Frankfurt wear funny hats. Maybe they will protest such a decision.
They are right, everyone knows that people from Frankfurt actually don't own silly hats, but silly shoes.
But they speak a weird tongue in the first place, which is only vaguely (if at all) related to the german language.
Seems like some day i will have to take revenge for my hometown by doing a Frankfurt AAR comic...