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Bad for Austria, for being such jerks, i'd say! Good laugh :)
 

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Woohoo! :D Good to be along for the ride from the very start this time. Can't wait. :)
 

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It's great to see Ulm turning his hand to EUIV. Looking forward to seeing how you fare against the HRE.
 

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Count me in!

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Ferrara must be destroyed so that Ulm can finally win the heart of Siena!
 

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Jjust subbed.

How about an Ulmian Colonial empire? Like Ulmian West Indies.

Anyway, it's good thing you're back to you flagland. :rofl:
 

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Ulm should be Emperor and rule with a benevolent iron fist.
 

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Finally more Ulm :)

I am already hearing complaints about my claim that people from Frankfurt wear funny hats. Maybe they will protest such a decision.
They are right, everyone knows that people from Frankfurt actually don't own silly hats, but silly shoes.
 

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They are right, everyone knows that people from Frankfurt actually don't own silly hats, but silly shoes.
But they speak a weird tongue in the first place, which is only vaguely (if at all) related to the german language.
 

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But they speak a weird tongue in the first place, which is only vaguely (if at all) related to the german language.
So Hessians are not speaking German?
I thought Bayerisch, Alemannisch, Kölsch, Plattdütsch, Sächsisch and Berlin dialects were hard to understand as a foreigner in Germany. :p

At least there are no more issues trying to understand Kaschubisch, Ostpreußisch and Schlesisch. :eek:

Hopefully they will all learn to speak proper Ulmisch in this timeline. :D
 

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Seems like some day i will have to take revenge for my hometown by doing a Frankfurt AAR comic... :p
 

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Seems like some day i will have to take revenge for my hometown by doing a Frankfurt AAR comic... :p
Well, you apparently come from the town which produced Goethe, and I know of nothing more German than him. Perhaps that is because I'm a filthy foreigner who wear an entirely sensible hat. ;)

I must admit I entirely sympathise with Austria. It is hard to be forced to act the popular kid when you have no idea how to be one.
 

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Definitely subbed! Poor Austria...I bet it's just the result of a tortured childhood and a need to fit in...
 

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as far as I know, vassals will declare independence wars this patch so you might want to be aware of the possibility.
 
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