We Are Not a Road, We Are a Country!
Ah shucks! Faulty intelligence we have! Blinded by the fact that they our naval forces truly reside within homeland ports! Though we should not worry, for inaccurate intelligence surely causes nothing to be wrong! With facts aside, our greatest commander [of the time], Herman, leads his grand armee of five divisions onto the greatest wooden ships available!
Off the coast of Denmark we arrive for to vanquish a foe is of great worth! But what is this!? Two Danish man-of-wars approach with a vigor fury never seen! How dare they oppose in a time of war! Nevertheless, all surprises are thrown aside into the dark depths of the sea. Our great naval commander [again, of the time] Huygens quickly disposes our greatest enemy [can you guess it, of the time?]. Victory in the Hegolander Bucht! Victory!
With the greatest wooden fortresses that float sunk, our great commander begins the invasion of the Danish province of Ribe! Oh my! It is a glorious, nah, a tremendous feeling to be the invader, and not the invaded! Quickly they the Danish horses ride to throw Herman into the sea! But no avail is given to the horse man Jessen who flees before the battle and gallop are complete!
But again, what is this? On the most of holy of days these Vikings dispense their horse man Jessen to dislodge us from our suitable positions at Flensburg. And again he flees in the most humiliating way! Tremble mighty Danes, for we the superior Benelux have become more aggressive than once thought imaginable. With our ways, we shall do something beyond even our wildest dreams!
(November 1844 - December 31st, 1844)