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1864: Peace, industry, and preparing for the future of warfare

Two peasants, not far from Augsburg, busily hoed their fields when a newspaper boy shouted that secret ballots had become the law of the land in the upcoming election of 1867.

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"Hans, does this mean we aren't allowed to know who we can vote for anymore?"

"No, I don't think that's right. I think we aren't allowed to know when election day is."

The newspaper boy approached the arguing peasants. "Don't be daft! It means you can vote for whomever you want and nobody gets to find out!"

Hans scratched his head. "But if nobody finds out who I vote for, how will they count it? Seems silly."

"Well, of course the people running the elections get to know who you voted for. But nobody else does!"

"I can't tell my brother who I voted for?"

The newspaper boy quickly realized that this was a lost cause and walked down the road a bit. He daydreamed, thinking about the day when he could vote. I'd vote for the National Liberals! They'll keep those bigwigs from stealing from the poor, but don't want to disband the army like the Socialists.

He returned from his reverie to find an unfamiliar booth next to the local general store. Curious, he walked up to have a look. A bored looking man in uniform took a single look at him and waved him off. "You're too young, kid. Come back in a few years."

"I am not too young for... whatever it is you're selling!"

The soldier smiled. "I'm selling the army, lad."

"Is it yours to sell?"

"I am a recruiter. I am selling the army to people who might want to join."

"Oh, I see. Are we going to go off and fight for Tver?"

"Nah, Tver won the war."

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"That's good news! But why are you recruiting here?"

The soldier looked from side to side uncomfortably. "Orders. Certain districts have been... affected more than others as a result of the last war. I probably shouldn't show you this, but you look like a standup kid."

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"Wow. I didn't realize manpower had gotten that bad!"

"It sure has. The General Staff --"

"What's that?"

"A new organization that makes plans for us."

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"Oh, okay."

"The General Staff is even looking for young men to serve in the military academies across the nation. They want to encourage initiative and emphasize problem serving. How old are you kid?"

"14."

"You know, you might look into those. You seem sharp. Could be a good career for you. Even pays better than slinging newspapers."

"You think so? I don't really need money, since my dad owns a bunch of shipyards across the country, but I do think selling newspapers is kinda boring."

"I'll give you this letter. The nearest academy is, oh, four towns over, I think? You can take the train. Make sure to ask your parents, though!"

"Thanks, mister! Have a newspaper on the house!"

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I know, that update was very boring, but we could use a boring update every now and again. :) No more reforms for the moment, BTW.

banana84, you're going to need to give me at least one new tech for 1865. We'll finish Army Decision Making around the middle of the month, I expect.

Idhrendur, I built your steamer shipyards, but there's really no workers to staff extra factories at the moment, so I didn't build any others.

Michaelangelo, I shifted the Bohemia NF to Augsburg to promote soldiers (cf. the update).

Sakura_F, I completely forgot to give Tver any money. I did want to let you know that we are without a GP ally at the moment, since Transylvania got bumped out of the GPs. Our only real option is Ethiopia; everybody else has an alliance, unfortunately.

I am now accepting constitutional amendments for 1865 for the next 48 hours. Again, no voting until I say so. To try something new, ministers may also present plans as soon as they wish; Executive Mandate will be in effect, but if somebody opposes the program, it will go on the ballot with everything else. A single "no" will suffice to get it placed on the ballot.
 
I have heard disturbing reports that the wartime subsidies that Foreign Minister Bismarck assured the Assembly would be sent to our Tverian allies were never dispatched, and the Foreign Minister held a lavish party instead! Clearly, Herr von Bismarck must answer for his actions!

~ Friedrich von Hohenstaufen
 
(( Can I see our industrial techs so I can beg banana84 to give me more? :cool: ))
 
I believe we should keep a careful eye on Byzantines. They are attempting to expand their borders in the Balkans again and may well target one of our allies in the future.

The Ministry of the Interior will continue with its bureaucratic and military reforms, but otherwise proposes no further changes for the year. ((Continue using the NFs for bureaucrats and soldiers, whichever seems to need it the most.))
 
I have heard disturbing reports that the wartime subsidies that Foreign Minister Bismarck assured the Assembly would be sent to our Tverian allies were never dispatched, and the Foreign Minister held a lavish party instead! Clearly, Herr von Bismarck must answer for his actions!

~ Friedrich von Hohenstaufen

Well, we can't be sure how the money, that should have went to Tver, have been spent... I say we call for an investigation.

Also I will propose that we, instead of trying to get more soldiers from manpowerless areas, we reinforce the regiments with soldiers where soldiers are plentyfull((That to say is: disband needed regiments, and then make the same from provinces where there is men enough)):

~Konrad von Schwaben, Leader of the NLPD

((Chapter SoA 1864= NLPD hype for young kids.))
 
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(( Can I see our industrial techs so I can beg banana84 to give me more? :cool: ))

((They haven't changed since the last technology report here.))

Herr von Hohenstaufen,

I believe making needless accusations like this is what got you into trouble with our dear Chancellor in the first place. I have known Otto for years now, and I do not think even for a moment there was fiscal malfeasance.

Michael von Hohenzollern
 
My dear Franz, the HUN's jingoistic status quo means that they want no peace. Nor liberation or freedom. They're old minded conservatives you know.
 
I have heard disturbing reports that the wartime subsidies that Foreign Minister Bismarck assured the Assembly would be sent to our Tverian allies were never dispatched, and the Foreign Minister held a lavish party instead! Clearly, Herr von Bismarck must answer for his actions!

~ Friedrich von Hohenstaufen

I'm sorry, my mind must be going already. I don't recall having a party using any sort of funds, I do not enjoy parties. Further more, I blame more the inept bureaucracy for not fulfilling my foreign ministry plan. So kindly shove a cactus up your anus sir, for you are mistaken.

- Bismarck
 
I'm sorry, my mind must be going already. I don't recall having a party using any sort of funds, I do not enjoy parties. Further more, I blame more the inept bureaucracy for not fulfilling my foreign ministry plan. So kindly shove a cactus up your anus sir, for you are mistaken.

- Bismarck

Herr von Bismarck, can we please stay at a political level of courtesy, and not refrain to insult other politicians in that rude way? You sound like a peasant when you speak like that.

~Konrad von Schwaben, Leader of the NLPD
 
Herr von Bismarck, can we please stay at a political level of courtesy, and not refrain to insult other politicians in that rude way? You sound like a peasant when you speak like that.

~Konrad von Schwaben, Leader of the NLPD
I dont agree with the language as well.But to call someone a peasant is insulting.
I myself come from a poor farmer family that only recently became richer.To be a peasant is not a bad thing.To use this language is.

Heinrich von Gogh, leader of the SDAP
 
I'm sorry, my mind must be going already. I don't recall having a party using any sort of funds, I do not enjoy parties. Further more, I blame more the inept bureaucracy for not fulfilling my foreign ministry plan. So kindly shove a cactus up your anus sir, for you are mistaken.

- Bismarck

I am insulted, Herr Bismarck. Would you like to politely revoke your remarks, and then we can drop this matter?
 
I dont agree with the language as well.But to call someone a peasant is insulting.
I myself come from a poor farmer family that only recently became richer.To be a peasant is not a bad thing.To use this language is.

Heinrich von Gogh, leader of the SDAP

Well, Herr von Gogh, he could also sound a lot like a politican drunk on his own ideology. And, in fact, I think he is.
 
I am insulted, Herr Bismarck. Would you like to politely revoke your remarks, and then we can drop this matter?

I will retract my statement if you apologize for insisting that I stole money from the German people and country. It is an affront in itself, and an even greater insult to my honor.

Also, I am drunk on my ideology? That is rich coming from the man who believes his party will save Germany, despite it being another run-of-the-mill party that splits hairs over the most minute ideological differences.

((I think blaming my character for the OP's oversight is wrong, so knock it the hell off. :angry:))
 
I will retract my statement if you apologize for insisting that I stole money from the German people and country. It is an affront in itself.

((I think blaming my character for the OP's oversight is wrong, so knock it the hell off. :angry:))

Very well, I apologize for my insinuations. Let us forget this unpleasant matter.

((It seemed reasonable from an RP perspective, and stuff like this (i.e. lies and slander due to the GM's actions) happens all the time in ThunderHawk3's IAARs.))
 
Very well, I apologize for my insinuations. Let us forget this unpleasant matter.

((It seemed reasonable from an RP perspective, and stuff like this (i.e. lies and slander due to the GM's actions) happens all the time in ThunderHawk3's IAARs.))

((It seems unfair to me, tbh.))

In that case, I apologize for requesting you shove a cactus into your rectal cavity. It was unbecoming of me, but you must understand I take such allegations against my character very seriously.

- Bismarck
 
I propose an award be given to the courageous Dr. von Meyer for his discovery of the Archaeopteryx.

I also propose that the Archaeopteryx be made Germany's national bird and placed on our flag. The noble Archaeopteryx will represent the spirit of German freedom flying to the heavens.

-the Liberator
 
I propose an award be given to the courageous Dr. von Meyer for his discovery of the Archaeopteryx.

I also propose that the Archaeopteryx be made Germany's national bird and placed on our flag. The noble Archaeopteryx will represent the spirit of German freedom flying to the heavens.

-the Liberator

(:)laugh:))
 
The bureaucrats of the State Planning Commission inform me that we do no have enough workers to open new factories. Therefore, I will instruct them to find factories that violate the industrial plan and close them, freeing workers for more profitable and important industries. In cases where this would leave workers unemployed, they will first commission new factories according to the plan so that workers will have jobs ready for them when their old factories are closed.

(( Use those minuses in the plan now, starting with unprofitable factories and then continuing to ones where we seem to be overproducing goods (that is, there are significant amounts not being sold), and finally just whatever does not fit the plan. Also, if you can, let me know where the plus items on the plan have been built, or minus on the plan have been removed. And where I'm missing existing factories. ))

Also, I have heard rumors of some experiments with Steam Turbines. I would ask Herr Putini to fund the appropriate researchers so that these can be put to use in our mines, factories, and fields.

FM


The industrial plan:
Anhalt
+Canned Food
+Liquor
+Wine
-Explosives
-Luxury Furniture

Baden
Liquor
+Canned Food
+Wine
+Paper
+Lumber
+Furniture
+Luxury Furniture

Bohemia
Glass
Steel
Machine Parts
-Clothes
-Small Arms
-Artillery
-Ammunition

Bourgogne
+Glass
+Wine
+Liquor
+Cement
+Canned Food
-Clothing
-Small Arms

Brandenburg
+Canned Food
+Wine
+Liquor

Campania
Canned Food
+Wine

Champagne
+Cement
+Glass
+Liquor
+Wine
+Paper
-Clothes
-Ammunition

East Friesland
+Steamers
+Glass
+Liquor
+Canned Food
-Luxury Clothes
-Small Arms

East Rhineland
+Cement
+Canned Food
-Furniture

Elsass-Lothringen
+Fertilizer
+Explosives
+Ammunition
+Artillery
-Luxury Furniture

Emilia
+Lumber
+Furniture
+Paper
Luxury Furniture

Flanders
+Fabric
+Clothing
+Luxury Clothing
+Fertilizer
+Ammunition
+Explosives
+Artillery
Small Arms
-Cement

Franche-Comte
+Fertilizer
+Ammunition
+Artillery
+Small Arms
+Fabric
+Luxury Clothing
Explosives
Clothing
-Canned Food


Franconia
+Canned Food
+Lumber
+Luxury Furniture
+Liquor
+Wine
Furniture

Friesland
+Canned Food
+Fabric
+Clothing
+Luxury Clothing
+Liquor
Clipper

German Croatia
+Steamers
+Canned Food
+Wine
Clipper
Fabric

German Lazio
Wine

German Masovia
+Canned Food
+Wine
+Liquor
-Fabric

German Picardie
+Steel
+Machine Parts
+Cement
-Luxury Furniture

German Provence
+Fabric
+Regular Clothes
+Fertilizer
+Ammunition
+Explosives
Luxury Clothes
Artillery

German Rhone
+Liquor
+Wine
-Steel

German Slovakia
Liquor
+Cement

German S/W England
+Liquor
+Canned Food
-Glass

German Transdanubia
+Canned Food
+Wine
+Liquor
-Steel

German West Galacia
+Cement
+Fabic
+Clothes
+Luxury Clothes
-Small Arms

Hanover
+Canned Food
+Liquor
Wine
Glass

Hessen
+Wine
Glass
Liquor
-Clothes

Holland
+Canned Food
+Liquor
-Fertilizer

Holstien
+Canned Food
Liquor

Istria
+Canned Food
+Liquor
+Wine
Fertilizer

Jyland
+Canned Food
+Liquor
Steel

Karntern-Steiermark
+Glass
+Machine Parts
+Cement
Steel

Lombardia
+Canned Food
Clothing
Luxury clothing
-Artillery
-Small Arms

Lower Elbe
+Canned Food
+Winery
-Steel

Lower Silesia
+Glass
+Liquor
+Steel
+Machine Parts
-Winery

Meckelemburg
+Liquor
+Canned Food
Paper

Moravia
+Glass
+Cement

Palatinate
+Ammunition
+Fertilizer
+Explosives
+Steel
+Artillery
+Small Arms
Glass
Winery

Piemonte
+Canned Food
+Fabric
+Clothing
+Luxury Clothing
Winery
-Machine Parts
-Ammunition
-Paper

Pomerania
+Canned Food
+Liquor
Wine
-Paper
-Clothing

Puglia
+Canned Food
+Liquor
+Fabric
+Clothing
+Luxury Clothing
-Paper

Rheinland
Steel
Machine Parts
+Glass
-Fertilizer

Romagna
+Lumber
+Furniture
+Paper
+Luxury Furniture
+Fabric
+Clothing
+Luxury Clothing
+Liquor
-Ammunition

Sardinia & Corsica
+Liquor
+Fertilizer
+Canned Food
Glass

Savoie
+Glass
+Liquor
+Cement
+Canned Food
-Explosives

Saxony
+Steel
+Machine Parts
+Glass
-Ammunition

Schleswig
+Canned Food
Luxury Furniture

Slovenia
+Lumber
+Furniture
+Luxury Furniture
+Fabric
+Clothing
+Luxury Clothing
-Explosive

South Tirol
+Liquor
+Canned Food
-Cement

Thuringia
+Ammunition
+Fertilizer
+Artillery
+Small Arms
Explosives
-Paper

Tirol
Lumber
Furniture
Luxury Furniture
+Liquor
+Canned Food

Toscana
Canned Food
+Liquor
+Wine
-Machine Parts

Upper Bavaria
+Glass
+Liquor
+Cement
-Small Arms
-Machine Parts

Upper Silesia
Glass
Liquor
+Cement
+Canned Food

Venetia
+Steamers
+Canned Food
+Luxury Clothing
+Wine
-Furniture
-Cement
Clippers

Wallonia
+Lumber
Steel
+Glass
-Artillery

West Switzerland
+Glass
+Liquor
+Wine
Canned Food
+Steel
+Machine Parts
Cement

Westfalen
+Glass
+Lumber
+Cement
+Canned Food
+Fabric

Wurttemburg
+Liquor
+Wine
+Canned Food
-Explosives
-Lumber

Zeeland
+Steamer
+Glass
+Cement
+Canned Food
Clipper
+Steel

Osterreich
+Glass
+Liquor
+Fertilizer
+Ammunition
+Explosives
-Steel
-Furniture
-Lumber

Liberia
+Luxury Furniture
+Furniture
+Lumber
 
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Also, I am drunk on my ideology? That is rich coming from the man who believes his party will save Germany, despite it being another run-of-the-mill party that splits hairs over the most minute ideological differences.

Now that sentence was a thought, not a fact. There is a difference Herr von Bismarck. A thought is not well-documented and can be a political ideology or a scientific theory. Now, you still try to make the New Society and the NLPD look the same. This is still falso however.

((I think blaming my character for the OP's oversight is wrong, so knock it the hell off. :angry:))

((I find it incredibly funny. Even if it happened to my own character.))