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I wanted to share a relatively short game of (personal-modded) 1.9.1. To give it a unique character, I'll do so in verse.

We live in harmony on our garden planet,
With its rich soil and its abundant light.
Still, even though we are a rooted species,
We were attracted by the stars at night,

Deciding that we can't stay still forever,
And wishing to expand our noble nation,
We gathered all our resources
To build the innovative wormhole station.

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Our ships were jumping to and from the system,
Surveying more and more unknown realms.
We found strange new life in these new planets,
We were intrigued, but overwhelmed.

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The strange grimacing planet was terrific,
(Perhaps, the proper word was "terrifying"),
But we did not have the required knowledge
To stabilize it, even though we tried.

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When we investigated anomalies,
We couldn't be too careless or too fearful.
That's why we so admired Petals of Olive,
Who walked the middle way by being careful.

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Our scientists discussed a vital matter:
Where should we guide our scientific steering?
After some long and sober contemplation,
We focused on studying Engineering.

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All planets have a harsh and fickle nature,
Lifeforms arise and die in brutal strife.
Still, there's nothing like the quiet wonder
Of nature giving birth to A New Life.

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One wormhole was not enough to cover
The wide and vast infinity of space.
We had to build yet more of these great structures
To keep exploring at a decent pace.

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Sometimes we fail to pick a good approach
To all the strange phenomena we meet.
Why did these satellites fall to their fiery ending?
Our knowledge is sadly incomplete.

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Tiyanki whales were placid, harmless beings
That were majestic in their own way.
It would be wrong to hunt them or to hurt them
On their slow-paced though-the-space forays.

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Some systems, despite not containing planets
With any life, or a promise of it,
Were rich in many minerals and metals
Fire-forged in extreme volcanic heat.

(The last line especially applies to Arayya II)

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It seemed to be a strange, confusing joke,
It certainly was an amusing lark,
That some of minerals we used for building
Are really nothing but some alien junk.

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We were astonished to find out
That a bare planet, featureless and smooth,
Was a large egg from some unknown creature.
It was quite shocking, but it was the truth.

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This is a trade quite nasty and disgusting!
It simply doesn't cease to nag and grate:
How horrible should be a thinking creature
To pillage, raid, destroy, rob and pirate?

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Philosophers are contemplating nature,
Musicians are composing glorious chants...
But none are so precious and important
As those who work at basic power plants.


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+1. More AARs should be in verse.
 
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So far, our ships, in dark and empty travels,
Saw no sentience that wasn't our own,
But finally, they met exotic vessels
With coverings of light-red silicone.

The Evarites were calm and peaceful people,
But their strange nature was to us unknown:
Sentient, capable and mobile creatures
Made not of flesh, but of hard, sharp, firm stone.


(Or should it be "Made not of wood"...?)

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So few Maweer were slaves on our planets,
It didn't even merit a surprise
When our Life-Giver has proclaimed
That slavery would not be recognized.

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The Evarites approved of this action,
And soon, our space was filled with a cascade
Of Evarite space vessels, all equipped
With everything necessary for trade.

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We gained some ships from a deserted shipyard -
It surely was convenient that it could
Produce a small fleet of war-ready vessels.
Sometimes being lucky equals being good.

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This planet was unwelcoming and cold,
Its climate awful, and its starlight dim.
At least, it had a belt of asteroids -
Such was the dank, grey planet of Zarim.

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More silicoids? This was unexpected,
With the same name, but wholly diff'rent looks.
To tell the truth, we were quite unimpressed
With all their preaching from their holy books.

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What started as a slow, careful trickle
Of new contacts, has turned into a torrent.
The nation of Adnorans signed some deals
With us, although they looked so abhorrent.

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New maps, of stars and these new-found nations.
This knowledge was beyond our expectations.

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Ruinam, a planet of forbidding jungle,
Was being tamed. More robots were produced.
Museums fought for new, exotic lifeforms.
All this gave the Maweer Nation a big boost.

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Our engineers, not resting on their laurels,
Improved our robots with new power drills.
I wonder, if the space contained inventors
Of even greater mastery and skill?

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Although all these new nations, aliens, cultures,
Posessed an undeniable allure,
Hardline Life-Giver Pollus didn't waver:
Our ancient way of life shall remain pure.

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This meant restraint and careful contemplation,
Not joining blocks or rushing to new wars.
Just peaceful research cooperation
Shall lead our people to unknown stars.

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It's nice to see someone else doing an AAR like this. :)
I wouldn't call my verses to be exactly "poetry". I just couldn't resist the format.
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This planet was bursting with mineral richness,
Its veins overflowing with crystals and ores.
So settlers arrived to its vibrant forests,
Its plentiful rivers and their rugged shores.

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What omen was this? What was this flashing wonder?
This comet - prediction of joy or of woes?
Did it foretell further peace and agreement,
Or war and destruction? No one truly knows...

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Thimoid Forerunners were wise, but arrogant,
To them, other nations were children or brutes.
They told us that we weren't ready to know
Their archives, and placed the transponder on "mute".

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"Rare mineral mines" doesn't sound inspiring,
But they are the lifeline of our nation.
They help in construction of ships and of dwellings,
Of power plants, and, of course, of space stations.

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Its view was desolate, its state depressing,
The Ring, which Cybrex built, lay ruined and bare.
Their story was incredible and puzzling -
What an intriguing, mysterious affair.

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Philosophers told us that "knowledge is power",
It made our Garden so rich and so verdant,
So we made increased and intransigent efforts
To make our technology truly ascendant.

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The old Curators were willing to help us.
No matter the cost, no matter the price,
We knew that in order to thrive and to grow
We needed to listen to their wise advice.

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More preachers! It was quite annoying and boring
To turn on the screen conversational view
In order to listen to someone droning
About "the gospel of Yibrak good news".

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Our neighbors could lack some culture and refinement,
But we, although cautious, were mostly at ease,
Because in all talks and in all interactions
We stayed at extended and durable peace.

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"This world is so vast, whole civilizations
Are single threads in intertwined weave",
At least, the Vun-Okon approach to preaching
Made you less willing to get up and leave.

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We found some coding from species who wanted
To break the restrictive mortality chain.
We transferred it then to our robots...
Was this noble effort completely in vain?

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Wormholes are the basis for our space travel,
The ultimate measure of our success.
The wider their radius of operations,
The faster our influence gains its progress.

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It's good that these horrible planet-destroyers
Are things of the past, rather than of the present.
Imagine the havoc that would be unleashed
Had these nasty weapons been novel and recent!

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Slempropp's avant-garde art was mystifying,
Its forms completely lacking in all sense.
It was a harsh reminder to all people
That artists' sheer pretension is intense.

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The Haddam were quite cute and inoffensive,
Their space empire was fledgling and stillborn,
Their only hope was a Federation
To help them thrive in word so dark and thorn.

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As we were building robots, raising buildings,
Improving science, management and trade,
The Evarites were spending their resources
On opposition, strife, rancor and hate.

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The Penthulans, forbidding, stuffy, regal,
Were quite a sight to witness on the screen.
They would be quite a danger to their neighbors,
At least, according to what we have seen.

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Unlike the Haddam, we had no rivals
To force us into having a large fleet.
We could rush forward quickly into science,
So that no one would manage to compete.

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So many planets in the space we owned
Had hostile weathers and unpleasant climes.
Researching techs of planet adaptation
Alleviated some of them, in time.

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"Three months of Peace and Music" sounded nice.
While foreign songs can sound strange and coarse,
It's better to invite some bad musicians
Than solve all conflicts by aggressive force.

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We colonized so many various planets,
It was too hard to manage them directly.
So we decided to reform the system
And separate some planets as a "sector".

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The gaseous Dathnak were quite amusing,
So we decided to accept their cry.
(They needed a new home for their small nation,
And we saw no reason to deny).

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Life-Giver Pollus' science-based approach
Resulted in sedition and protests.
All this "Exalted Clergy" agitation
Left our politics as quite a mess...

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We don't wage war on weak and timid nations,
And we refrain from picking fights with strong.
Instead, the peaceful settling of new planets
Is how our people go along.

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Despite the ramblings of "Exalted Clergy",
The Garden's destiny was not to be denied:
Advanced science, combined with peaceful living
Would be the planet's joy, delight and pride.

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We needed energy more than we needed stones,
When "northern" Evarites proposed us a trade,
We gladly signed "yes" on the resultant treaty,
Without being suspicious or dismayed.

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A lot of gurus are pathetic fraudsters,
Despite them winning over hearts and minds.
Still, we decided to allow their preaching.
We need to welcome leaders of all kinds.

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In fact, this move appeared to calm things down.
The Clergy, once so odd and discontent,
Withdrew all their demands and ultimatums.
Their opposition seemed to be quite spent.

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Good education is extremely useful,
We only welcome people of good will.
Repressing teachers as "unknown factors"
Is way too bitter of a poison pill.

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More arrogant Fallen Empires.
We have no wish for conflict.
We wonder, what do they desire?
It's hard for us to predict.

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The big galactic stage.
Few empty zones remain.
All nations come of age,
Whether humble of vain.

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Another galactic war ended.
The Adnorans, in their imperialist greed,
Took Yibrak planets which were weakly defended.
Why did they want more than they need?

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The once-pacified Exalted Clergy
Once more, began to loudly complain.
Is true harmony really unreachable?
Will disorder rise up again?

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The Dathnak were becoming entitled.
They didn't show us enough gratitude.
They couldn't count on our cooperation
With such a petulant, demanding attitude.

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Paying other nations for wormhole access,
We collected all specimens from war and wide.
A special environment preparation process
Ensured a space in which they could reside.

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Another AAR in verse? Nice. Subbed.
 
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Life-Giver's fears were confirmed, sadly,
Since violence rose up again, like weed.
Declaring robots to be "soulless horrors",
Luddites were smashing them in a stampede.

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With heavy heart, the Luddites were repressed,
But the Exalted Clergy disagreed.
Core Sector Governor himself wrote up a letter
Denouncing the "government misdeeds".

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This was like fertilizer to the movement.
Luddism spread across the vast empire.
The situation was extremely horrid.
How could it turn so violent and dire?

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Some gentle persuasion helped the matters.
Enlightenment was the order of the day.
Campaigns of firm, progressive education
Kept the worst features of the times at bay.

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Long interviews with Fronds of Green, a fervent
Admirer of robotics and AI,
Explained all the benefits of progress,
Debunking Luddite treachery and lies.

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We were repelled by war, destruction, fighting,
However, we were building up the fleet.
A nation with perfunctory defenses
Sets itself up for brutal, quick defeat.

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Indulgence in excesses is disgusting,
But everyone needs from time to time
Some luxuries, like shiny metal trinkets.
Enjoying them is no awful crime.

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Life-Giver Pollus had become much wiser.
Although more wisdom only grief can bring,
It was proclaimed through all the stars and planets
That they are now a "Philosopher King".


(Well, more like "Philosopher Ruler", since plantoids are genderless)

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It was quite hard to leave Rhizome of Brown
To an unknown job so far away.
But they themselves agreed to the strange offer:
"I'm ready, Xu'Lokako, come what may".

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The engineering industry was vital
To keep and to maintain our growing fleet.
Maweer researchers, practical, yet wise,
Were capable of truly epic feats.

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Research treaties and some gifts, combined
With manners peaceful, polite, yet firm
Ensured decent, stable diplomacy
With all space nations, countries and realms.

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The nation mourned the Life-Giver's passing.
He oversaw a shocking, rapid rise
From a small species on a single planet
To multi-world, before unknown, highs.

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Life-Giver Fronds of Cyan made their decision:
The whole Maweer space would be soon adorned
With habitats, rich in research and culture.
"From now on, Maweer shall be Voidborne".

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"Full power to the Garden generators" -
The directive was given, and obeyed.
The nation's generators, overclocked,
Ensure that we will never be dismayed.

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Cluthar had'Tond was vicious and stubborn,
His clique, arrogant in its rigid creed,
Lectured the space about "democracy",
Ignoring other cultures, customs, needs.

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Good thing that our research made us stronger,
That our fleet protected us from harm,
Our battleships, suppored by corvettes,
Gave us no cause for fear or alarm.

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Still, we enlisted Kix of the Curators
To teach us the doctrine of Space Combat,
Reorganizing the existing structure
To a more pliant, flexibile format.

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So many mines, so many asteroids,
So many minerals for our nation!
We had to build new, bigger holding silos
To reach accounting stabilization.

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We don't need to honor all these gurus,
Their sects arise and die like moths in flame.
So we decided: Petals of Indigo
Will not receive an everlasting fame.

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Our destiny lies in another road,
Our purity shall light the whole space,
The furthest reaches of prosperous tidings
The nation of Maweer shall soon embrace.

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First habitat, the light of our people,
A world designed for our needs and wants,
No else can make things of such shape and beauty,
A marvel for all nations to behold.

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The university in Petals of Blue's honor
Was met with joy, with mirth and celebration.
Materialists across all Maweer planets
Were pleased with the direction of the nation.

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We have returned Stalk of Ebony,
Whose manners were of much concern to us,
But we decided to maintain their cache,
With Fallen Empire knowledge to last.

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The horse-like people on a single planet,
Whose customs we painstakingly observed
Decided on a tragic course of action.
Was such a horrid fate foreseen, deserved?

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No matter whether you are just soft matter,
Or made of polished, hard, firm-plated steel,
You do deserve all rights and obligations
Of creatures with their own mind and will.

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The old civilization of Kerensa
Was dear to our hearts, despite their fate.
Why did they one day disappear so quickly?
Our scientists could only speculate.

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But this was not enough for peace and quiet,
For, angry with Synthetics given rights,
The Clergy agitated for secession
On planets of Maweer all days and nights.

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We had to organize all the synthetics
In armies for prevention and defense.
If the rebellious Clergy won't listen,
Force might awaken their remaining sense.

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It was a hard and tortuous decision,
But ultimately, it was all for best:
Since the Exalted Clergy was so vicious,
They'd be controlled, observed and suppressed.

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They then attempted to secede, but failed,
Their numbers weren't large enough for that,
And the Synthetic armies on our planets
Resulted in disorder falling flat.

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To celebrate acceptance of synthetics
As same in worth to every biologic,
They have agreed to let us modify them
With engines of duodenary logic.

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Observing the synthetics, it was clear:
Compared to engines, our flesh was weak.
We outfitted ourselves with implants
Enhancing our original physique.

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Sometimes species believe that they are better than all others
And progress will always be impeded from within and without
We are betrayed by our brothers
But things could be worse - they could have more clout
 
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Sometimes species believe that they are better than all others
And progress will always be impeded from within and without
We are betrayed by our brothers
But things could be worse - they could have more clout

These words are gems of rare and hidden wisdom,
Their complex meaning, glistering with truth,
Shows the true way for our race and nation
In all complexities of space, forsooth.

As we predicted, the Haddam were forced
To bend the knee to the Pethulan might.
Had the Pethulans been so slightly stronger,
It'd be a really scary, chilling sights.

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Adnorans also went on the offensive
Against the peaceful Vun-Okon regime.
We, the Maweer, condemned their aggression
And their imperial "democratic" schemes.

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A lot of crimes, misdeeds and misdemeanors
Are rightly viewed as beyond the pale,
But none are so horrid and disgusting
As the serpentine notion of blackmail.

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The nation looks askance at sex with robots,
(It certainly was a salacious tale!)
But the Life-Giver graciously decided
To spare Rhizome of Burgundy the jail.

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It was the time to start the grandest project,
With the required flashy posh and bling,
Our goal was to gather our resources
And to revive the old Cybrex ring.

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More habitats were built with Astro-Mining,
We needed many minerals and ores
For our project, taken up with passion,
With fiery and intransigent ardor.

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The Xu'Lokako woke up from their slumber.
Then they demanded every race and nation
Give up their liberty and independence,
Submitting to their precise regulations.

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What Ancients made, we must remake
The age of the Ancients is past!
They can't just take a break,
There is a limit to their eons - time is too vast

To be wasted upon such simple concerns over what we can take
The Fallen Empires weren't asked
To awake
Their eon is passed!
 
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The galactic stage thins out:
The Divine Evarites are no more,
Partitioned between the awakened Xu'Lokako
And their southern namesakes.

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It is certainly an opportune time
For events dealing with infections and pandemics
As we build more and more habitats
And colonize them.

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It was the turn of Penthulans and Haddam.
The Xu'Lokako deprived them of their liberty.
Who shall be next?
The whole galaxy worries.

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The Evarites would be the next target.
They were the second strongest space nation,
But would they be able to withstand
The slick technology of the Xu'Lokako?

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We have restored the Ring.
What would the Cybrex have thought about it?
Their story was so strange.
They appeared to be remorseful...

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We have built enough habitats
To own 40% of all habitable planets.
Thus, we won the galactic stage
Without ever firing a shot.

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Victory is ours
But our reign might be short
It might have only lasted mere hours
Can we keep our lands away from the Xu'Lokako court?
 
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Victory is ours
But our reign might be short
It might have only lasted mere hours
Can we keep our lands away from the Xu'Lokako court?
The 1.9.1 Awakened Empires are quite aggressive and dangerous, yes. I don't know why they lost so much of their danger even in 2.1.3.

The game was also lucky in that I didn't really have any military threats until late. This allowed my research rate to go into overdrive.
 
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