The Medieval KISS-AARmy - A MusicAAR About Nothing
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JimboIX said:
Well, I don't know where you keep your serfs, but mine are out in the field growing my corn.
I'll say I don't like the Men at Work songs, but garbled English aside, the CCR was hilarious.
Not that it matters, but you do know that said and made aren't rhymes, right?
j.
This one was great! Way to go.
I've heard another remake of this song (wonder about the real one though), which had the neat title "gin ur kran" (gin from tap), which aslo was quite funny.
I've heard another remake of this song (wonder about the real one though), which had the neat title "gin ur kran" (gin from tap), which aslo was quite funny.
Llywelyn said:Not that it matters, but you do know that said and made aren't rhymes, right?
Somebody has never taken a class on poetry! Said and made are half-rhymes, which are rhymes for people who have graduated past twinkle-twinkle-little-star poetry.
I like to read EvilSanta's lyrics with a strong Rastaman voice. Hey, Mister Tallyman, tally me banana. . . heck, that quoted stanza scans to the banana song perfectly.
Day-o!
Sing to the tune of "Moskau" by Dschingis Khan
Kuola
Poor and distant land
Not worth hundred man
Poor as peasant
Kuola
There I will invade
So kinghood I can claim
Of Finland
Coldness hey hey I can take it
Poverty ha ha issue for vassals
Wildlife hey hey not my problem
To there I shall now go to fight
Kuola, Kuola
Clearly not my dreamland
Needed for king Finland
Hohohohoho, hey
Kuola, Kuola
Your riches are so scarce
They are not worth half a mark
Hahahahaha, hey
Kuola, Kuola
Forest is all you got
That is why all you mock
Hohohohoho, hey
Kuola, Kuola
Still I your owner kill
Then give your peasants bill
Hahahahaha
Kuola, Kuola
Your winter is so damn cold
And your mines give no gold
Hohohohoho, hey
Kuola, Kuola
I can your forests cut
Leave standing not one hut
Hahahahaha
Coldness hey hey I can take it
Poverty ha ha issue for vassals
Wildlife hey hey not my problem
To there I shall now go to fight
Kuola, Kuola
Clearly not my dreamland
Needed for king Finland
Hohohohoho, hey
Kuola, Kuola
Your riches are so scarce
They are not worth half a mark
Hahahahaha, hey
Kuola, Kuola
Forest is all you got
That is why all you mock
Hohohohoho, hey
Kuola, kuola
Still I your owner kill
Then give your peasants bill
Hahahahaha
Kuola
Poor and distant land
Not worth hundred man
Poor as peasant
Kuola
There I will invade
So kinghood I can claim
Of Finland
Coldness hey hey I can take it
Poverty ha ha issue for vassals
Wildlife hey hey not my problem
To there I shall now go to fight
Kuola, Kuola
Clearly not my dreamland
Needed for king Finland
Hohohohoho, hey
Kuola, Kuola
Your riches are so scarce
They are not worth half a mark
Hahahahaha, hey
Kuola, Kuola
Forest is all you got
That is why all you mock
Hohohohoho, hey
Kuola, Kuola
Still I your owner kill
Then give your peasants bill
Hahahahaha
Kuola, Kuola
Your winter is so damn cold
And your mines give no gold
Hohohohoho, hey
Kuola, Kuola
I can your forests cut
Leave standing not one hut
Hahahahaha
Coldness hey hey I can take it
Poverty ha ha issue for vassals
Wildlife hey hey not my problem
To there I shall now go to fight
Kuola, Kuola
Clearly not my dreamland
Needed for king Finland
Hohohohoho, hey
Kuola, Kuola
Your riches are so scarce
They are not worth half a mark
Hahahahaha, hey
Kuola, Kuola
Forest is all you got
That is why all you mock
Hohohohoho, hey
Kuola, kuola
Still I your owner kill
Then give your peasants bill
Hahahahaha
Due to popular demand (hey, 2 IS popular for me) I made another Dschingis Khan song despite I have been trying to avoid using same band twice in short time. But I got to say, that IS good. It lacks some Moskau's, haha's, lala's and hoho's but dont let that fool you.
Emperor Ike: I have to say I prefer Dschingis Khan (which is original one, afterall) over our "Reetu" any day. But I am glad you are enjoying this. And I have no intention to stop this anytime soon, nor the EUIII version of this. There is some "Volga" (Moskau for non-Finns) for you.
Dysken: Now I sort of get what you meant. Because songs dont allow large sentences, I need to cut them down and divide them to more than one line so single sentences picked there can be rather mysterious at times. And there is some Moskau for you.
And indeed he looks like Dr. Evil. But the whole band looks like Power Rangers as demonstrated in this clip.
JimboIX: It is funny how you said that because original version of that line was written with that in mind. It was along the lines "I hope you will die like your mom" or such but it didnt go too well with the tune and I felt it is bit too harsh for poor fellow so I changed it to that one. Couldnt have thought that the same idea carried over to that one.
Llywelyn: They dont? Oh bugger. And I even used it to demonstrate the rhymes...o
Now when I think about, "said" is more like "sed" and "made" is more like "meid" as we Finns would write them down.
phargle: There you go Llywelyn! It is this poetry advanced beyond this... twinkle-twinkle-little-star...thing or something.
PS. Thing and something rhyme!
Emperor Ike: I have to say I prefer Dschingis Khan (which is original one, afterall) over our "Reetu" any day. But I am glad you are enjoying this. And I have no intention to stop this anytime soon, nor the EUIII version of this. There is some "Volga" (Moskau for non-Finns) for you.
Dysken: Now I sort of get what you meant. Because songs dont allow large sentences, I need to cut them down and divide them to more than one line so single sentences picked there can be rather mysterious at times. And there is some Moskau for you.
And indeed he looks like Dr. Evil. But the whole band looks like Power Rangers as demonstrated in this clip.
JimboIX: It is funny how you said that because original version of that line was written with that in mind. It was along the lines "I hope you will die like your mom" or such but it didnt go too well with the tune and I felt it is bit too harsh for poor fellow so I changed it to that one. Couldnt have thought that the same idea carried over to that one.
Llywelyn: They dont? Oh bugger. And I even used it to demonstrate the rhymes...
o Now when I think about, "said" is more like "sed" and "made" is more like "meid" as we Finns would write them down.
phargle: There you go Llywelyn! It is this poetry advanced beyond this... twinkle-twinkle-little-star...thing or something.
PS. Thing and something rhyme!
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I have never heard this song but liked some of the couplets:
Screw those vassals!
Since you're grouping everything together by topic rather than progression, any chance of a screenie or set of updates showing how you're doing overall?
Screw those vassals!
Since you're grouping everything together by topic rather than progression, any chance of a screenie or set of updates showing how you're doing overall?
Although the song is really awful IMHO the refrain of Dschinghis Khan was my favourite so far. Moskau was okay, you've done better.
Oh, if you still need help with German simply PM me.
Oh, if you still need help with German simply PM me.
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Ooh, just noticed you used Moskau for the latest update .
No need to bribe me like that, the Monkees relyric sealed the deal long ago.
.No need to bribe me like that, the Monkees relyric sealed the deal long ago.
Okay, I made it through. Didn't actually take that long. What can I say, a few painfully funny ones, and alot of brilliantly funny ones, And a good number that I actually sat and sang along with. Great stuff Evil Santa, you are an Evil Genius, but I am sure you have heard that one before.
phargle said:
Wasn't what he meant, we called it slant rhyme, Mr. Blankity blank rhyme smart-aleck, and to my ear it's still a bad one, but let's not argue about it in front of the neighbors...
Besides, who cares if it's bad slant rhyme, it's showcased! Congrats!
j.
EDIT: Also, the calypso thing was great, [snark]even if Harry Belafonte ain't rasta[/snark] and you forgot the YouTube link
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"I live on the Danish shooore. I reign right nexttoyou. Yeah, I think you've..."
OOH! Do "My name is Luka" about the poor unwedable countesses!
phargle said:I'll go put on some fresh makeup and pretend you don't beat me.
OOH! Do "My name is Luka" about the poor unwedable countesses!
WHY DID YOU LINK TO THAT????!??!?!thrashing mad said:
:wacko: That video is almost as bad as "Da da da"