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Iche_Bins, EvilSanta and others, do you actually find such an aar entertaining in some way :eek: ...its utter nonsense, total baloney, totally wacky, whimsical hoo ha....


Should I continue? :D
 
Hey, it works for me RD. But you need to start disrupting European shipping to make it really interesting, which will be a while, right? I'm assuming you started in 1419.

Fun AAR, even if nonsensical. :D
 
It's definitely entertaining, something that requires absolutely no effort to enjoy!
 
We demand more!

You could cut off places around the world. Just stick a killer stack of pirates in the straight of Gibralter and none of the mediteranean powers will be able to go anywhere! Muahahaha!
 
U want wacky? Lets see what I can do

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Meanwhile unknown to the Pir-ates, their fate was being sealed deep in outer space......




































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UR_VILE_WEDGE said:
If you don't we will be very mad at you :p

I shall try to remember this before it goes in the trash can.

coz1 said:
Hey, it works for me RD. But you need to start disrupting European shipping to make it really interesting, which will be a while, right? I'm assuming you started in 1419.

Fun AAR, even if nonsensical. :D

Yah, started 1419...the thing is I had to use columbus cheat at the start to see anything (as Im not using a mod) so getting to Europe wont be difficult. Plus I dont lose any ships to attrition, however they do have to return home to port after a period of time.

stnylan said:
It's definitely entertaining, something that requires absolutely no effort to enjoy!

I really feel this sentence needs some sarcastic smilies inserted in it, Im absolutely amazed at the responses this has gotten :D

Iche_Bins said:
sure, as long as you keep writing entertaining its fun to read, who needs a deeper sence or sonething? ;)

Writing, who me? Slay me quick before I write much ever again.

Calantyr said:
We demand more!

You could cut off places around the world. Just stick a killer stack of pirates in the straight of Gibralter and none of the mediteranean powers will be able to go anywhere! Muahahaha!

"Demand" Damn my eyes...the pressure :rofl: . The thing is Pir-ates still require maintenance, thus cost money, so massive killer fleets maybe wont be happening for a while...dont know.

Lofman said:
This is hilarious. Go Pir-ates!

Thanks Lofman, hopefully I can make something of this mumbo jumbo :) .


Seriously people...its the space ships aint it ;) , no one wants to comment on them, but that is what pushes your buttons...dont worry I'll keep it secret.
 
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Oh a little pressure never hurt anyone, I'm sure you'll still perform. ;)

I'll definitely keep an eye on this AAR.

PS: Good likeness of me! Shavings such a bother.
 
Much chortling took place.
 
Oooohhh,bringing in the aliens.Pir-ates,aliens and The Real Deal makes for perfect combination,maybe nonsensical,but perfect.I like seeing myself as alien pirate.Yarrrr!
 
Calantyr said:
Oh a little pressure never hurt anyone, I'm sure you'll still perform. ;)

I'll definitely keep an eye on this AAR.

PS: Good likeness of me! Shavings such a bother.

I have to perform now? :rofl: . I dont know exactly what it is to perform.

Farquharson said:
Ooooh! Spaceships and aliens! I love spaceships and aliens! Please, more, more! :D Seriously (?) this is cool! I'm reading.

Finally someone admits it....Seriously (?)...yes the seriousness of (this being cool) is most questionable. Welcome to the absurd.

Specialist290 said:
Liked the last one, starting to like this one. Patiently waiting for more :D

The last one made some sort of sense (I thought). This so far has made little sense.

stnylan said:
Much chortling took place.

You got the big head Stnylan because I perceive you read alot and needed the space for your large vocabulary.

EvilSanta said:
Oooohhh,bringing in the aliens.Pir-ates,aliens and The Real Deal makes for perfect combination,maybe nonsensical,but perfect.I like seeing myself as alien pirate.Yarrrr!

Maybe nonsense? There is no such doubt in my mind :D. Of course you had to just look evil.


Walter Model said:
I look stupid there :mad:

Well I didnt have much to work off. Nothing much springs to mind with Walter (except perhaps plain or geeky) and well, model - perhaps such as someone who makes model planes etc, so I went with the stupid / geeky looking alien (but then again he could be the stupid looking mastermind of the group), or perhaps he could be a shape shifter.

Please this is in no way reference to you as a person (as none of the others are), for I dont know you from a bar of soap, some others alittle via their previous comments.

I chose vile picture, well...because he looks vile
Evil = looks evil
Iche Bins = Scratchy and Ichy, zany comedy villians
Stnylan = comes out with some words I didnt know (had to check them up :eek: ), such as "rue", guess he reads abit = big head, full of knowledge (sounds intelligent) :D
Lurken = well someone who lurks, (perhaps quiet like) that face was a clincher for me
Coz 1 = No nonsense, knows what he likes kind of guy, that face says it for me
Duke = well, the name is too well connected to a real person, but that alien looked sort of cool ;)

The rest I had no idea, I just put the faces to names of people that had posted up to that date (Im glad I got Calantyr's likeness correct).
 
It's a fine beginning and highly entertaining. The screenies are nice and the absurdity of it all is the best part. Funny AARs have their place here too. J Paspartout and a few others do it so why not you? There is nothing wrong with a wacky story. Even if it doesn't necessarily makes sense. It is the entertainment value that is important. If we enjoy it we'll keep reading. I'm enjoying, so I'll keep reading. With pirates anything is possible. Even the most absurd concepts can be done. It's your story. You can do what you want with it. So far, it's been grand fun. Why not continue to parlay your talent to entertain so that we may all continue to enjoy your ongoing efforts?

I like it so much that I have granted you the Weekly Showcase! Go check out the main AAR and Fanfiction Forum. It will probably still say Byzantine's Khan, but that will change and become Surrender the Booty by some time Monday. By the next monday you grant the title to another deserving story. Congrats!
 
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