The Wookiee: Cheers!
Quirinus308: No, they got annexed. There's a line about it in the previous update.
lifeless: Well, I was only a Great Power for about a month, I got overtaken pretty quickly. I'm about 11th now.
stnylan: Ha, could be.
Duke of Wellington: Railways increase production efficiency and troops speed, as well as adding heaps of industry score as of 1.04.
Honduras
Free, Soveriegn and Independent
1860 - 1868
As the 1860s came, Honduras was in a quiet period of growth. The railway system was finished, and in Tegusigalpa President Guardiola's administration ruled with unremarkable competence over a country of some five million inhabitants, a twelve fold increase from what it was on Independence Day in 1837.
As election time came nearer, Guardiola made his intentions to try and win a second term clear, hoping to emulate the only two-term President in Honduras's history, Guerrero. Of course, this meant that all eyes turned to the Partido Liberal, and who their candidate would be. Many names were bandied about, some suggesting another attempt by José María Medina and others putting forward the name of Heinrich Gottschalk, a German immigrant with ambitions of breaking the grip on power held by the now tiny Spanish speaking elite.
But all these names were forgotten when, lo and behold, the Partido Liberal revealed it's candidate to be none other than ex-President Francisco Morazan, now an old but still very sharp minded man. The Morazanistas still held a lot of sway with the Liberals, and I thought that, to be honest, it smacked a little of desperation. But as Hondurans (and of course Guatemalans, El Salvadorans and Nicaraguans, but they are all just Hondurans in denial) went to the polls, a tense stalemate soon came to pass, and it was undoubtedly the closest election in Honduran history. For several days both candidates sat around nervously as the votes were counted and recounted, scutinised from every possible angle to ensure absolutely no mistake (for we wouldn't want the wrong man to take power!). Eventually, the result was released.
Francisco Morazan (Partido Liberal) - 1,156,009
José Santos Guardiola (Partido Conservador) - 1,154,847
Astonishingly, Francisco Morazan was elected President winning by a margin of just 1,162 votes. The seventy year old President knew that he had barely any mandate to rule, and so declared war on Costa Rica only a few months after his election, showing off his very warlike Presidential style. The Costa Rican Army had been completely obliterated the last time, and so within a matter of months Costa Rica joined Guatemala, Nicaragua and El Salvador as provinces of the Honduran Empire (as some idiots liked to call it).
Honduras, 1863. Observe the British and Mexican fighting in Belize.
While Honduras had been wrapped up in it's own affairs, I must tell you of a couple of things that occured elsewhere in the world. The USA was currently undergoing something of a divided house, or a house divided, or something, steeped in rebellion and civil war. As of the election of Morazan, things still very much hanged in the balance, the US seriously weakened by having most of her troops deep inside Mexico (again) when the whole thing kicked off. Honduras vaguely supported the Union, but sent no aid (though we couldv'e done, honest!)
Mexico too was having some problems. After managing to shrug off the Americans with the timely Confederate revolt, the European powers had decided to intervene with extreme discrimination, and Mexico suddenly found all manner of British, French, Spanish and Italian riffraff turning up in unexpected places.
Honduras was also very disinterested in the news that Italy had unified, after a whole load of wars and stuff. This did not really affect Honduras in any way, and so was obviously a fairly insignificant part of history.
Then, all at once, not much happened. The ill fated Confederacy surrendered in May of 1864 after the US made peace with Mexico and turned it's full wrath on the rebels, and suddenly it was 1866 and election time. Morazan, having served two terms, was barred from standing again, and anyway his health was deteriorating rapidly. The Liberal candidate was José María Medina and the Conservador was José Santos Guardiola, making it effectively a rerun of the 1859 election. And, following in that vein, the result also was a re-run of 1859, a victory for Guardiola.
José María Medina (Partido Liberal) - 984,773
José Santos Guardiola (Partido Conservador) - 1,375,304
Guardiola's victory celebrations were dampened as rumour spread the Morazan had died, a fact soon confirmed by his doctors. Guardiola paid tribute to a man respected by all of the Spanish speaking elite, and a constituency in Tegusigalpa was named after him in his honour.
Guardiola's second term began peacefully, and his rule was adequate. However, for New Year's Eve in 1867 he threw a massive party, opening his palace to dignitaries from all the countries of the America's. Among the guests were the Presidents of Argentina, Peru, Paraguay, Uruguay, Ecuador and Mexico, and the United States sent the only bloke among the President's staff who could speak Spanish, a cleaner at the White House.
And so, the party got underway. The President was on particularly good terms with President Benito Juárez of Mexico, highly regarded among many Latin American leaders for his brave leadership during the European Intervention in our often violated neighbour, for holding off the British, French and Spanish and preserving his nations independence.
Benito Juarez, saviour of Mexico and Guardiola's pal
Anyway, so basically they got as drunk as rats, you see, and for a laugh our El Presidente offered to buy Los Angeles for a joke. The rest of the night is something of a haze, but when El Presidente woke up with an enormous hangover the next morning he found something beside him in his bed, something that shocked and stunned him. The deeds for the lands of L.A.
Yes, that's right Spaniards! Honduras owns LA! hahaha
And so, since then, President Guardiola has gone down in history as the man who bought Los Angeles for a bit of a giggle.*
*And this is indeed why I myself purchased it!
Coming Up - How the hell should I know? I can't see into the bloody future you know!