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So this was your chosen nation! I agree that it was in the title, I can see it now, but I did not deliberate enough on what it meant...:p By all means, that was not what I had expected. But it does indeed make for some very interesting future events, and I am as intrigued as before, if not more. Best of luck on your (faction-less:eek:) road ahead!:)
 
I don't get it - what's the connections between New Zealand and bitter fruit?

Please explain for a terribly confused pom!

My connection was that the Kiwi bird is a significant symbol for New Zealand, whereas a certain fruit shares the very same name. I would not have described its taste as "bitter", however that might have to do with the story. But by all means, it's markkur's title, so he may have something more to say about it.;)
 
And here I was expecting Luxemburg! Needless to say, I will be following these events with great interest.
 
I don't get it - what's the connections between New Zealand and bitter fruit?

Please explain for a terribly confused pom!
Clearly the point of departure was a change to the Smoot Hawley Tariffs. To protect Californian Kiwifruit growers the US government put a harsh tariff on kiwifruit imports, destroying New Zealand's vital kiwifruit industry. The resulting economic and social shock destroyed New Zealand politics and culture, the country splitting with Britain in disgust at London not immediately declaring war to get the kiwifruit exports restarted. The confused survivors are now struggling to eke out a miserable existence away from the benevolent magnificence of the British Empire, truly they are harvesting a most Bitter Fruit.
 
The opening chapter should be a cracker.

1936 was a tumultuous year in New Zealand. The All Blacks had just lost to Wales in December and then suffered the ignominy of a 13-0 thrashing at the hands of England on 4 January 1936, including 2 tries to Obolensky on the wing. How will the Foreign Ministry respond?

Also, will there be Ranfurly Shield updates?
 
OK so the controversy surrounding the kiwi fruit is what makes it bitter in this case. For the kiwi fruit is indeed sweet - unlike the Kiwis themselves. :p:D The people, not the birds. So, all those kiwi references clear now? Excellent ;)

(Hope you are paying attention HighTemplar - makes up for all those Aussies losing at the cricket remarks :p)
 
I love where this AAR is going so far :p
 
:cool: Tricksy but not well thought out. I was unprepared for the bag of excellent responses; many ideas far grander than my own choice.

It was there in the title all along! Well played.

Here's hoping your quest to put New Zealand on the map (any map) meets with success!
Thank you. I have played to mid-39, to make sure my NZ could Start. I did it but where I go from there? idk

So this was your chosen nation! I agree that it was in the title, I can see it now, but I did not deliberate enough on what it meant...:p By all means, that was not what I had expected. But it does indeed make for some very interesting future events, and I am as intrigued as before, if not more. Best of luck on your (faction-less:eek:) road ahead!:)
TY. Regarding factions, it is indeed my intent to steer clear but we may have to become de-bittered.:)

I don't get it - what's the connections between New Zealand and bitter fruit?

Please explain for a terribly confused pom!
I am an ignorant man when it comes to Oceania. But I have LotR extended DVD and the NZ Prime Minister calls the people of NZ - Kiwis.

Next, I fabricated an attitude typically found in "junior partners"

Bitter represents a negative attitude...in my neck o' the woods.:)

My connection was that the Kiwi bird is a significant symbol for New Zealand, whereas a certain fruit shares the very same name. I would not have described its taste as "bitter", however that might have to do with the story. But by all means, it's markkur's title, so he may have something more to say about it.;)
Yeah...it is about people not the fruit. Though you will soon see something that begs otherwise.;)

And here I was expecting Luxemburg! Needless to say, I will be following these events with great interest.
Welcome on board mate!

Clearly the point of departure was a change to the Smoot Hawley Tariffs. To protect Californian Kiwifruit growers the US government put a harsh tariff on kiwifruit imports, destroying New Zealand's vital kiwifruit industry. The resulting economic and social shock destroyed New Zealand politics and culture, the country splitting with Britain in disgust at London not immediately declaring war to get the kiwifruit exports restarted. The confused survivors are now struggling to eke out a miserable existence away from the benevolent magnificence of the British Empire, truly they are harvesting a most Bitter Fruit.
<LOL> Absolutely brilliant! I should have brought you inside Lord El Pip

The opening chapter should be a cracker.

1936 was a tumultuous year in New Zealand. The All Blacks had just lost to Wales in December and then suffered the ignominy of a 13-0 thrashing at the hands of England on 4 January 1936, including 2 tries to Obolensky on the wing. How will the Foreign Ministry respond?

Also, will there be Ranfurly Shield updates?
Oh man...there's some good stuff there. However, my magic-power is fading, so I will need to fence myself in and stay clear of too many trails. :(

OK so the controversy surrounding the kiwi fruit is what makes it bitter in this case. For the kiwi fruit is indeed sweet - unlike the Kiwis themselves. :p:D The people, not the birds. So, all those kiwi references clear now? Excellent ;)

(Hope you are paying attention HighTemplar - makes up for all those Aussies losing at the cricket remarks :p)
Had I been FAR better versed on World Cricket Diplomacy, it sounds to me, I would have chose a snarling darth vader helmeted insect, wielding a huge stick-bat for the 1st logo.:D

I love where this AAR is going so far :p
I hope that continues; I am not sure what I stepped into.:) "I must be careful. I must be berry careful.":D
 
Will there be an own fleet for your kiwis? In OTL they had 2 CL, the Leander and the famous Achilles and some more smaller ships.
As of now, we have two DD-groups and that for a specific purpose.:) Fullbacks blocking for halfbacks (American-football) but truthfully it will be more cheerleaders blocking for water-boys.:D

Leadership taint squat, so idk. I cannot buy PLs from the faction-leaders but if I am careful I could buy 2 CLs from the US. I suppose they might be Cleveland-class by now?
 
Obviously you need to conquer Australia in order to conquer the rest of the world with killer rabbits.
Ah, it was the English who brought them, so the foxes they brought for hunting would have something to eat! :mad: Two of the worst ecological disasters of introduced species until someone decided the cane toad would be a good idea. If you can think of some way to militarise the bunnies, then good luck.

PS: and it won’t take long before some Kiwi appears to give Australian possums a hard time! ;)
 
Ah, it was the English who brought them, so the foxes they brought for hunting would have something to eat! :mad: Two of the worst ecological disasters of introduced species until someone decided the cane toad would be a good idea. If you can think of some way to militarise the bunnies, then good luck.

PS: and it won’t take long before some Kiwi appears to give Australian possums a hard time! ;)

Militarise the bunnies you say.....? Well, i was watching monty python last night and they have this rabbit.....
 
Militarise the bunnies you say.....? Well, i was watching monty python last night and they have this rabbit.....
Yes, that would be the Holy Grail for NZ military science :D
 
Obviously you need to conquer Australia in order to conquer the rest of the world with killer rabbits.
:D That would take a Marco Antonio i.e. "Warmongering Tibet". But you do have part of it correct.:)

To all: I have written different styles of the next chapters but have liked none of them. I think now, I found an approach I can live with. The next will be a simple Report and then after I will switch to narrative-in-progress...because I will have something to talk about, rather than how puny we are.;)
 
Chapter 3
“Preparing for War”
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What follows are brief overviews of efforts inside various sectors of New Zealand during our lead-up to WWII.

Economy

Resource stockpiles were improved; having Walter Nash was a big help. Neither Germany nor the Soviet-Union would trade with us and the UK was little better. We could buy some Rares from the English but that was to be expected, since that is Britain’s money-maker. However. The UK would not trade with us beyond that, i.e. when we needed to sell supplies and they needed supplies.

The USA bought 10 Supplies from us and that made the Yanks our chief trading partner. We did trade with other weak nations, like ourselves, but these were small trades typically like the off and on nature of AI-trading; except that I approved or disapproved all trades.

Espionage

With Frederick Freeman’s bonus, I hoped we might steal some army/navy-techs from the Italians but the RNG was very stingy and though we quickly cleared out Italy’s counter-agents, our spies stole only Sea-Lane Defense. Of course, building Escorts would be insane for a nation possessing a tiny industry. In hindsight, we probably should have went for France but I desired to try something different and now what is done - is finis. (Btw, In past games, I have bad-luck in France as well) I wanted a few early gifts but now that we failed in Italy. I moved operations somewhere else, after a brief prior effort.:cool:


Our Armed Forces


Before I get into Production and Technology, I want you to see what New Zealand starts with in terms of techs & units. Be advised, neither area brims with promise.

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As you can see NZ starts with very little. We have 6 INF & 3 CAV brigades but no units to guard anything, which is not good, because to protect ourselves we would need to use fighting units; of course we build some GAR for defense and hopefully later, a few MIL for policing actions. Our navy consists of only 5 troop-transports and we have no planes, nor will we have any in the future. Whatever we do, we are very vulnerable.

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Industry

Of course we needed to build some convoys and targetted about 50; I need to watch that number because we must have only enough to “get-by”. A few GAR x2 divisions, enough ART to fill out our INF-divisions and later some MIL units. I also built two basic Destroyer-groups for a purpose, you will soon see.

Research

With 8 IC we cannot build a lot of stuff and with our Leadership only at 4.92 we cannot research much either. We can improve very little, so whatever we pursue must provide the maximum benefit.

I decided to keep two INF techs up-to-date as far as possible. I chose what you see in the screen above. Researching all four techs would mean I would do little else, so I opted for work on Offense only for our units. Generally, with small percentages, I.e. Terrain-Equipment, the benefits are minuscule for many techs for a tiny nation. After those two infantry techs, I also wanted our ART as modern as possible. In addition I went for Radios for the Offensive power as well. We will not have many divisions, so they need to be solid fighting units.

Regarding Industry, I am only committed to Agriculture and Supply-Production. I have a question-mark by those two additional supply techs because I “may” work them in the future but I am far from sure I will.

This is the look behind our preparations before deciding to start WWII.:)
 
Chapter 4
“A Painful Prodding”

New Zealand’s Head of State gazed at the faces of Michael Savage and William Sinclair-Burgess in utter disbelief; “You want me to do what?!”

I AM speaking English George. As our Head of State, I demand that you, call your old chum and ceremonially inform him that we are declaring war on his country.”

The Viscount was shocked and it took a few moments for him to organize his imperialistic-head to form a rebuke; “But we are...”

Mr. Savage was not about to hear once again, the long ties of friendship; “With all due respect George, the only thing you two share is the same reputation of a stern-imperialist, that’s it.”

You are wrong there dear boy, just because we hold the same high-office and could be a bit stubborn at times, does not mean what you propose is a proper action for New Zealand to take; declaring war out of the blue, is madness I tell you – complete folly!”

I’m afraid it only strikes you that way, because plentiful good food and drink at State-expense has lulled you to sleep. However, since I respect you in some ways, for your own benefit, I will state one obvious situation to you and hope to wake you from your contentment. If this fact, that you currently either do not see or simply ignore, does not change your mind, then I am afraid this government will have to step past you.”

And what is this glaring and unmistakable fact that I need to see?”

Issac Alfred Isaacs is Australia’s Head of State, correct?”

You know he is; quit this silly-business.”

And you are New Zealand’s Head of State?”

My God! I think you are mad – of course I am Head of State!”

What man leads our Government?”

You do you blithering fool! I cannot endure this discussion a moment longer!”

George, we are at an end of this unpleasantness if you will answer this final question; what man leads Australia’s government? You see old fellow, you are not quite equal with the man across the water, now are you...little-sister?”

Micheal was a Savage in name and deed and the verbal-arrow hit a nerve deep inside De Vere, making the man a scowling and seething mute.

The reason behind De Vere’s growing anger, after this unexpected and unwanted reminder, was because he believed he had hidden his bitterness behind his thwarted ambition at all times. However, his envy of Isaacs' stronger hold on power in Australia, had now been revealed to be obvious to at least one politician. (George would later discover that many more ears had heard words and or saw emotions, that betrayed his disappointed ego many times, but we delve no further.)

A fork in the road now lay before our Head of State. He could buckle to the will of the Cabinet or take the lonely road and make his way forward the best he could. George De Vere chose to conduct his office from a comfortable distance; meaning he would not obstruct the government but he would not and could not endorse this war. He did not make the terrible call but Savage did. George now disappears from this story.

The entire world had read the headlines concerning the actions of major & lesser powers in the press for years now, but on 27 August, 1938, an unexpected news-story pulsed the wire; New Zealand declared war on Australia.



[A reminder: there is nothing factual about these names inside this beginning]​