Chapter 7: The Heretic King
Chapter 7: The Heretic King
“What’s with all these little hammers lying around?” asked a voice in Laigin’s town marketplace.
“They say the duke’s gone into hiding!” whispered another. A cloaked Englishman walked through the crowd, taking in the gossip of everyone he passed. Most people would think it was a curse to be ignored by everyone around them. To Eorcenberht, it was a power. It astounded him how many secrets people were eager to let slip in broad daylight, to anyone who cared to listen.
He wasn’t the only thing in the market the crowd was ignoring. As he walked, a small metallic glint caught his eye. At the corner of a building lay a bright silver coin, completely unnoticed by anyone who passed. This day couldn’t get any better, thought the spymaster. All manner of rumors to report to the king, and a silver that was his to claim. He bent over to pick up the coin when a wall of leather appeared to his left. A pair of boots, he quickly realized.
“I guess it’s true what they say,” said Chief Conn as his fellow councillor looked up at him. “Drop a coin anywhere in Eire, and soon enough Eorcenberht will come to pick it up.”
“Conn?” asked Eorcenberht. “I thought you were in Dyfed.”
“So does everyone else.” The chancellor lifted the spymaster by the collar of his cloak. “Found my silver, I see. Guess that gives you thirty-one, doesn’t it, Judas?”
“Whatever you’re thinking, Conn, you don’t understand!” Eorcenberht smiled, or at least came as close to it as he could at the moment. Conn grabbed his neck and pinned him against the wall.
“Really? Did you sell us all out to a lunatic king in ways I don’t understand, too?”
“We’re not all nobles with land, Conn! Some of us need to feed our wives with whatever we can get!’
“You know, I bet you’re pretty proud of what you can do, aren’t you?” The chief of Westmeath stared out at the passing crowd, none of them who dared to look into the alley. “I don’t know how you do it, turn invisible like that, but nobody ever sees you. Unless, of course, they’re looking for you.”
“You’re the chancellor, Conn!” pleaded the spymaster. “You’re a diplomat, aren’t you? A man of peace, using words!”
“But what if you want to be seen, hmm? Can you make people notice you? What would happen if you screamed for help?” The chancellor removed his dagger from its sheath.
“Come on, Conn! We’re allies in this, aren’t we? We both want what’s best for the kingdom! Maybe we … disagree on some of the details, but…”
“Start screaming, you English bastard. They’ll have plenty of time to find you, we’ll be here for a while.”
Though King Ryan II’s heart had grown harder since he came to power, it had hardly disappeared. As he watched a boat sail to England to bring Eorcenberht’s mutilated remains back to their true home, all the king could think about was how he had done this. He had indirectly killed a man who, for all his faults, trusted and supported him. The spymaster was neither the first nor the last person to die in the name of the plan, but this did nothing to console the king. For the next few weeks, he did and said little, merely stared out into space and made mental notes of how others remarked at Eorcenberht’s passing, notes his mind would bear like a branding for the rest of his days.
The guilt only grew worse the morning he learned that faithful Ailbrenn’s heart had given out. A natural death, at least according to the physicians. The king wanted to believe it was so, but his anxiety refused. He thought back to the way Ailbrenn danced across the sparring field during their regular wargames. He had always seemed the very picture of health. These images were always followed to a council meeting weeks prior, in which Bishop Martan mentioned his latest research, while the king only half paid attention. He swore he’d heard--or had he imagined it?--the chaplain mentioning that he’d discovered herbs with all manner of strange properties, that could slow and quicken the pace of a man’s heart. Perhaps it was all a series of strange coincidences, but the paranoia lingered all the same.
In times of crisis, some people are brought closer to God. Others are pushed farther away. Not long after the deaths of his councillors, the king found a strange book lying in his bedroom. He wasn’t sure who had left it, but in his hour of darkness there was something about its passages that simply made sense to him, made him feel like, no matter what, things would work out in the end.
Like his father and grandfather before him, King Ryan II was now a secret worshipper of the Aesir, a member of the hidden cult the time traveler had founded so long ago. Unlike the past generations, though, there was no politics behind his decision. When he prayed to Odin in the dead of night to guide him as a better ruler, to make him the king his grandfather hoped him to be, it was done with total sincerity.
But it still wasn’t enough for him. He still had to put on appearances, attend the weekly Mass with Bishop Martan, the man who voted against him. He knew, of course, that it wasn’t yet time for his fellow Oathkeepers. He couldn’t publicly be a pagan. But did he have to publicly be a Catholic?
The next Sunday, Bishop Martan stared out at the sparsely filled pews, attempting to conceal the contempt in his voice as he read his sermon. In all his years as a clergy, he’d never seen such a pitiful attendance. It could only mean one thing: blasphemy had come to Airgialla.
When the service had ended, the bishop followed his few attendants outside. Even the area outside the church was curiously deserted. Where could everyone be? He wandered through the empty streets until the first sign of life presented itself: a large crowd gathered in an open field. He pushed his way through the gatherers to see what deserved their attention more than God, only to find his king sitting on a rock with a book.
“Agus na goiridh…” read the king, as he pored over the Vulgate carefully. He’d never attempted something like this before, reading in Latin then translating it live for an audience. “...bhur nathair do dhuine ar bith ar talamh…” The king looked up at his crowd, now with the bishop staring in disbelief. He smiled. “...oír is áon Athar a tá agaibh, noch a tá ar neamh.”
“What are you doing?” asked Martan, pushing himself into the crowd’s view.
“Reading the Bible. It’s Sunday, after all.”
“If it’s Sunday, you should be in church. All of you.” The king turned a few pages back in his book.
“Oir gidh be aít ann a bhfuilid días nó tríur ar ná gcruinneaghadh am ainmsi, a táimsí ann sin ann a lár súd.”
“Don’t quote the Bible at me. I’ve read it all! In the original language! Where did you even get that? You’re not a priest. That’s illegal.”
“Illegal, yes. I’m sure the king will be furious when he hears of this.”
“No, but the Pope will.” The bishop turned to the crowd. “You’re all listening to a tyrant and a heretic, I hope you know. He’s taken away your freedom, and now he’s trying to take away God.” The king turned forward in the book.
“Biodh gach uile anum úmhal do na cúmhachdaibh…”
“Enough!” Bishop Martan stormed off to the comforts of his empty church, where a bilious letter would soon depart to Rome.
Like the time traveler before him, the king’s conversion was followed by a curious surge of military success. Once was a coincidence, but twice was a trend. The king was now all the more convinced that Asgard was watching him, ensuring his success. Though it would be a long, slow process, the king’s armies were now marching through the south of Breatain Bheag, looting the Pope’s property along the way.
One morning, King Ryan II got out of bed with a curious feeling in his stomach. Was he sick, he thought? He put a hand to his chest, searching for any sort of anomaly, when he realized what it was. He was happy. He hadn’t truly felt that way since the day he was crowned. With his campaigns against Wales a success, the Kingdom of Eire had made its first steps into Britannia. He was living up to his purpose, retaking the Ancestral Lands. If only for today, everything in the world felt like it was all right.
Though the king was happy that day, one of his vassals couldn’t be farther from it. The zealous Chief Aed of Tir Chonaill still failed to miss a Mass, unlike many of his subjects as the king’s heresy spread. “It’s like the End Times,” he thought at the latest pitiful church attendance. He and everyone else were all stuck under a king who declared himself all-powerful, then spit in the face of God a second time to boot. But even that didn’t bother him as much as the fact that most people didn’t even mind. Where was the outrage? Where was the mass prayer to deliver them from this tyranny? Had the whole world gone insane?
“Good to see someone else hasn’t lost their mind,” whispered a voice from behind. The Chief of Tir Chonaill turned around to see Chancellor Conn. “Makes you want to scream, doesn’t it? Having a heretic for a king?”
“Go to Hell, Conn,” scoffed Aed. “I know better than to trust the king’s lapdog.”
“This lapdog’s waiting for the right time to bite.” The chancellor slid into Aed’s own pew. The bishop looked up from his Bible and began to read at a slower pace. “The beauty of being the king’s chancellor is I’m the one who talks to all the vassals. Connect with anyone who may be discontent. To the point they may even be a threat.” Conn was smiling now. Aed’s own face was flush with confusion.
“Are you … are you proposing a revolt?” he whispered.
“You’re in Mass right now, unlike your subjects, so you must love God.”
“With all my heart.”
“Well, right now, you’re in Babylon. This is Egypt, this is Rome. You’re under a tyrant king who cares nothing for God. Anyone not standing up against him isn’t on God’s side. And if you’re not on God’s side, whose are you on?”
“...All right, then,” Aed said with a reluctant nod. “What do you propose?”
The next morning, the king took to his throne to see Chief Aed and his chancellor standing side by side.
“Chief Aed of Tir Chonaill requests an audience, my liege,” said Conn with a little bow.
“Very well, then.” King Ryan II put a hand to his forehead. Noble petitions were a waste of time when there was still so much left to conquer. Norns willing, whatever this was wouldn’t take long. “What is it?”
“Are you serious?” he groaned. The king thought of the plan falling to pieces for the sake of noble entitlement, the future ruined so they could have whatever privileges they wanted to play with. “No, of course not. Leave now.”
“You don’t seem to understand,” said Conn. “If you refuse, it means war.” The king stared at his vassals, so eager to tear apart everything he and his grandfather had given their lives to create. In an instant, his imagination shifted the scenery to a more pleasant image, the two staring vassals’ heads now impaled on pikes.
“Then war it is.”
The first Irish Civil War had begun.
“What’s with all these little hammers lying around?” asked a voice in Laigin’s town marketplace.
“They say the duke’s gone into hiding!” whispered another. A cloaked Englishman walked through the crowd, taking in the gossip of everyone he passed. Most people would think it was a curse to be ignored by everyone around them. To Eorcenberht, it was a power. It astounded him how many secrets people were eager to let slip in broad daylight, to anyone who cared to listen.
He wasn’t the only thing in the market the crowd was ignoring. As he walked, a small metallic glint caught his eye. At the corner of a building lay a bright silver coin, completely unnoticed by anyone who passed. This day couldn’t get any better, thought the spymaster. All manner of rumors to report to the king, and a silver that was his to claim. He bent over to pick up the coin when a wall of leather appeared to his left. A pair of boots, he quickly realized.
“I guess it’s true what they say,” said Chief Conn as his fellow councillor looked up at him. “Drop a coin anywhere in Eire, and soon enough Eorcenberht will come to pick it up.”
“Conn?” asked Eorcenberht. “I thought you were in Dyfed.”
“So does everyone else.” The chancellor lifted the spymaster by the collar of his cloak. “Found my silver, I see. Guess that gives you thirty-one, doesn’t it, Judas?”
“Whatever you’re thinking, Conn, you don’t understand!” Eorcenberht smiled, or at least came as close to it as he could at the moment. Conn grabbed his neck and pinned him against the wall.
“Really? Did you sell us all out to a lunatic king in ways I don’t understand, too?”
“We’re not all nobles with land, Conn! Some of us need to feed our wives with whatever we can get!’
“You know, I bet you’re pretty proud of what you can do, aren’t you?” The chief of Westmeath stared out at the passing crowd, none of them who dared to look into the alley. “I don’t know how you do it, turn invisible like that, but nobody ever sees you. Unless, of course, they’re looking for you.”
“You’re the chancellor, Conn!” pleaded the spymaster. “You’re a diplomat, aren’t you? A man of peace, using words!”
“But what if you want to be seen, hmm? Can you make people notice you? What would happen if you screamed for help?” The chancellor removed his dagger from its sheath.
“Come on, Conn! We’re allies in this, aren’t we? We both want what’s best for the kingdom! Maybe we … disagree on some of the details, but…”
“Start screaming, you English bastard. They’ll have plenty of time to find you, we’ll be here for a while.”
Though King Ryan II’s heart had grown harder since he came to power, it had hardly disappeared. As he watched a boat sail to England to bring Eorcenberht’s mutilated remains back to their true home, all the king could think about was how he had done this. He had indirectly killed a man who, for all his faults, trusted and supported him. The spymaster was neither the first nor the last person to die in the name of the plan, but this did nothing to console the king. For the next few weeks, he did and said little, merely stared out into space and made mental notes of how others remarked at Eorcenberht’s passing, notes his mind would bear like a branding for the rest of his days.
The guilt only grew worse the morning he learned that faithful Ailbrenn’s heart had given out. A natural death, at least according to the physicians. The king wanted to believe it was so, but his anxiety refused. He thought back to the way Ailbrenn danced across the sparring field during their regular wargames. He had always seemed the very picture of health. These images were always followed to a council meeting weeks prior, in which Bishop Martan mentioned his latest research, while the king only half paid attention. He swore he’d heard--or had he imagined it?--the chaplain mentioning that he’d discovered herbs with all manner of strange properties, that could slow and quicken the pace of a man’s heart. Perhaps it was all a series of strange coincidences, but the paranoia lingered all the same.
In times of crisis, some people are brought closer to God. Others are pushed farther away. Not long after the deaths of his councillors, the king found a strange book lying in his bedroom. He wasn’t sure who had left it, but in his hour of darkness there was something about its passages that simply made sense to him, made him feel like, no matter what, things would work out in the end.
Like his father and grandfather before him, King Ryan II was now a secret worshipper of the Aesir, a member of the hidden cult the time traveler had founded so long ago. Unlike the past generations, though, there was no politics behind his decision. When he prayed to Odin in the dead of night to guide him as a better ruler, to make him the king his grandfather hoped him to be, it was done with total sincerity.
But it still wasn’t enough for him. He still had to put on appearances, attend the weekly Mass with Bishop Martan, the man who voted against him. He knew, of course, that it wasn’t yet time for his fellow Oathkeepers. He couldn’t publicly be a pagan. But did he have to publicly be a Catholic?
The next Sunday, Bishop Martan stared out at the sparsely filled pews, attempting to conceal the contempt in his voice as he read his sermon. In all his years as a clergy, he’d never seen such a pitiful attendance. It could only mean one thing: blasphemy had come to Airgialla.
When the service had ended, the bishop followed his few attendants outside. Even the area outside the church was curiously deserted. Where could everyone be? He wandered through the empty streets until the first sign of life presented itself: a large crowd gathered in an open field. He pushed his way through the gatherers to see what deserved their attention more than God, only to find his king sitting on a rock with a book.
“Agus na goiridh…” read the king, as he pored over the Vulgate carefully. He’d never attempted something like this before, reading in Latin then translating it live for an audience. “...bhur nathair do dhuine ar bith ar talamh…” The king looked up at his crowd, now with the bishop staring in disbelief. He smiled. “...oír is áon Athar a tá agaibh, noch a tá ar neamh.”
“What are you doing?” asked Martan, pushing himself into the crowd’s view.
“Reading the Bible. It’s Sunday, after all.”
“If it’s Sunday, you should be in church. All of you.” The king turned a few pages back in his book.
“Oir gidh be aít ann a bhfuilid días nó tríur ar ná gcruinneaghadh am ainmsi, a táimsí ann sin ann a lár súd.”
“Don’t quote the Bible at me. I’ve read it all! In the original language! Where did you even get that? You’re not a priest. That’s illegal.”
“Illegal, yes. I’m sure the king will be furious when he hears of this.”
“No, but the Pope will.” The bishop turned to the crowd. “You’re all listening to a tyrant and a heretic, I hope you know. He’s taken away your freedom, and now he’s trying to take away God.” The king turned forward in the book.
“Biodh gach uile anum úmhal do na cúmhachdaibh…”
“Enough!” Bishop Martan stormed off to the comforts of his empty church, where a bilious letter would soon depart to Rome.
Like the time traveler before him, the king’s conversion was followed by a curious surge of military success. Once was a coincidence, but twice was a trend. The king was now all the more convinced that Asgard was watching him, ensuring his success. Though it would be a long, slow process, the king’s armies were now marching through the south of Breatain Bheag, looting the Pope’s property along the way.
One morning, King Ryan II got out of bed with a curious feeling in his stomach. Was he sick, he thought? He put a hand to his chest, searching for any sort of anomaly, when he realized what it was. He was happy. He hadn’t truly felt that way since the day he was crowned. With his campaigns against Wales a success, the Kingdom of Eire had made its first steps into Britannia. He was living up to his purpose, retaking the Ancestral Lands. If only for today, everything in the world felt like it was all right.
Though the king was happy that day, one of his vassals couldn’t be farther from it. The zealous Chief Aed of Tir Chonaill still failed to miss a Mass, unlike many of his subjects as the king’s heresy spread. “It’s like the End Times,” he thought at the latest pitiful church attendance. He and everyone else were all stuck under a king who declared himself all-powerful, then spit in the face of God a second time to boot. But even that didn’t bother him as much as the fact that most people didn’t even mind. Where was the outrage? Where was the mass prayer to deliver them from this tyranny? Had the whole world gone insane?
“Good to see someone else hasn’t lost their mind,” whispered a voice from behind. The Chief of Tir Chonaill turned around to see Chancellor Conn. “Makes you want to scream, doesn’t it? Having a heretic for a king?”
“Go to Hell, Conn,” scoffed Aed. “I know better than to trust the king’s lapdog.”
“This lapdog’s waiting for the right time to bite.” The chancellor slid into Aed’s own pew. The bishop looked up from his Bible and began to read at a slower pace. “The beauty of being the king’s chancellor is I’m the one who talks to all the vassals. Connect with anyone who may be discontent. To the point they may even be a threat.” Conn was smiling now. Aed’s own face was flush with confusion.
“Are you … are you proposing a revolt?” he whispered.
“You’re in Mass right now, unlike your subjects, so you must love God.”
“With all my heart.”
“Well, right now, you’re in Babylon. This is Egypt, this is Rome. You’re under a tyrant king who cares nothing for God. Anyone not standing up against him isn’t on God’s side. And if you’re not on God’s side, whose are you on?”
“...All right, then,” Aed said with a reluctant nod. “What do you propose?”
The next morning, the king took to his throne to see Chief Aed and his chancellor standing side by side.
“Chief Aed of Tir Chonaill requests an audience, my liege,” said Conn with a little bow.
“Very well, then.” King Ryan II put a hand to his forehead. Noble petitions were a waste of time when there was still so much left to conquer. Norns willing, whatever this was wouldn’t take long. “What is it?”
“Are you serious?” he groaned. The king thought of the plan falling to pieces for the sake of noble entitlement, the future ruined so they could have whatever privileges they wanted to play with. “No, of course not. Leave now.”
“You don’t seem to understand,” said Conn. “If you refuse, it means war.” The king stared at his vassals, so eager to tear apart everything he and his grandfather had given their lives to create. In an instant, his imagination shifted the scenery to a more pleasant image, the two staring vassals’ heads now impaled on pikes.
“Then war it is.”
The first Irish Civil War had begun.