the begining
Joseph Bech(JB): Good morning gents, I have called this meeting to discuss our future goals.
Bob: Who are you talking to?
JB: Well, I guess you are the only minister, right?
Bob: Yup.
JB: At least I have someone to talk to. Now, on to the plans!
JB: Bob, can first explain to me how this happened?
Bob: Dunno, don't care.
JB: Well, it helps anyway, so let's just dismiss it. No one else needs to know.
British Soldier(BS
) :Oh my, secret industry? It must be an evil Lux conspiracy! I must tell Chamberlain.
JB: We can hear you out there!
BS: Uh Oh, better scat!
Bob: Now, what were those plans that you were talking about?
JB: Ah, yes. Well, it seems we have to compensate for this recent discovery. Here's ze plans.
We are going to build 13 infantry und an HQ.
Bob: Why only that? Aren't we going to conquer the world?
JB: Yes, but, since the stupid pig author Yoy hasn't bothered to find the Random leader generator, we can only build this. Otherwise, any other soldiers will be over command limit.
Bob: What are you talking about?
JB: Um..forget what I said.
Bob: What?
JB: exactly. Now, more plans.
We are moving towards an interventional policy.
Bob: what does that mean?
JB: It means we can go to war. Did you go to college?
Bob: Well, I went to a really cool center called "wacko's are Us", and I made a lot of friends. We all got t-
JB: OK OK, whatever. More plannies.
JB: We need to modernize our infantry. We cannot afford to fight Germany with outdated, trench digging troops.
Bob: Can I still make trenches?
JB: No.
Bob: *scoff* Well, FINE! I hear that the Belgians are making waffles nowadays.
JB: Your gonna leave?
Bob: You bet I am.
JB: But you've only been here for *looks at watch* 10 minutes.
Bob: I won't leave if I get to make trenches.
JB: Ok, you can, but make sure it's where the German kids like to walk.
Bob: Roger Dodger!
JB: The name's Joe.
Bob: Joe-mama!
JB: GET BACK HERE!!!!
(trench near German border. Not the dumb kid running near it)