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After seeing the horrors of my first AAR, I started this. I hope this turns out better.....


Update will be in either 30 minutes, or by tomorrow. Promise. You will like this. :D
 
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the begining

Joseph Bech(JB): Good morning gents, I have called this meeting to discuss our future goals.
Bob: Who are you talking to?
JB: Well, I guess you are the only minister, right?
Bob: Yup.
JB: At least I have someone to talk to. Now, on to the plans!





JB: Bob, can first explain to me how this happened?
Bob: Dunno, don't care.
JB: Well, it helps anyway, so let's just dismiss it. No one else needs to know.

British Soldier(BS :D) :Oh my, secret industry? It must be an evil Lux conspiracy! I must tell Chamberlain.
JB: We can hear you out there!
BS: Uh Oh, better scat!

Bob: Now, what were those plans that you were talking about?
JB: Ah, yes. Well, it seems we have to compensate for this recent discovery. Here's ze plans.


We are going to build 13 infantry und an HQ.
Bob: Why only that? Aren't we going to conquer the world?
JB: Yes, but, since the stupid pig author Yoy hasn't bothered to find the Random leader generator, we can only build this. Otherwise, any other soldiers will be over command limit.
Bob: What are you talking about?
JB: Um..forget what I said.
Bob: What?
JB: exactly. Now, more plans.


We are moving towards an interventional policy.
Bob: what does that mean?
JB: It means we can go to war. Did you go to college?
Bob: Well, I went to a really cool center called "wacko's are Us", and I made a lot of friends. We all got t-
JB: OK OK, whatever. More plannies.


JB: We need to modernize our infantry. We cannot afford to fight Germany with outdated, trench digging troops.
Bob: Can I still make trenches?
JB: No.
Bob: *scoff* Well, FINE! I hear that the Belgians are making waffles nowadays.
JB: Your gonna leave?
Bob: You bet I am.
JB: But you've only been here for *looks at watch* 10 minutes.
Bob: I won't leave if I get to make trenches.
JB: Ok, you can, but make sure it's where the German kids like to walk.
Bob: Roger Dodger!
JB: The name's Joe.
Bob: Joe-mama!
JB: GET BACK HERE!!!!


(trench near German border. Not the dumb kid running near it)
 

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that was 36 minutes :p
sounds good though, I can't wait to hear how Bob and JB defeat the German dumb kids :D :p :cool: .
 

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This should be interesting...

You'll have to geneto-engineer thin troops to fit in that trench! :p

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I think it's better to go Authoritarian than Interventionism if you plan to be the one who DoWs. Authorian makes that possible in 1938 if not sooner.

Is it just startiing cheat or is it allowed to use cheats all the time.
 

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Snake IV said:
I think it's better to go Authoritarian than Interventionism if you plan to be the one who DoWs. Authorian makes that possible in 1938 if not sooner.

Is it just startiing cheat or is it allowed to use cheats all the time.

Good luck!
Hope you have better luck than I did!
Nice so far, ae you planning to create a Euro-WIde empire spanning from the mediterrenean to the baltics and beyond?
 

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CCA: Well, first I have to...just wait for the next update :p

Snake IV: Ok. No, if you have seen the IC I have, you will know that I am using cheats when needed. And it is needed all the time :p

Rensslaer: I'm going to do more than that.... ;)
 

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Lets see how big this Luxemburg ...can get :p
 

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UPDATE 2. YAY!!!

Bob was digging more trench. He was a natural. He wished he was born for fighting in WW1. But it was too late now. Now, he would fight another war.:A war against dumb kids. Unfortunately, people don't take beating kids too kindly. Again, he wished it was the WW1 era, where people beat kids just for the heck of it. *Whatever*, he thought, *I'll just make a big-ol'-hole for those kiddies to fall in.* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Over in the west border( about 40 feet away :) ) JB was talking to a frog. Why? Because he believed that all French people were frogs. Don't ask how he got into the HoO in Luxy, but just accept it.

JB: So, how is the weather in France lately?
Frog: RIIIIIBIT *it's alright*
JB: Any good news from....anywhere?
Frog: Croak Croak Ribibit (No. Now go away, you're crushing my wife!)
JB looked down, and indeed, a toad was under his foot.
Other Frog: You suck!!!
JB: Bite me!!
the frog hit him with it's tongue.
JB: Ow!!
Frog: Now, why are you bothering us. We're freeking frogs, dammit!!
JB: You are the only people-err-frogs I trust. I have a big secret.
Frog: You have my attention.
JB: I have built a cloning device, one that can clone our commanders.
Frog: WOW!!!
JB: I know!
Frog: No, not that. There's some idiot digging a trench over there.
JB looked behind him, and saw Bob, indeed, digging a trench.
JB: Howdy!!
Bob looked up.
Bob: what?
JB: Did you hear us talking?
Bob: yes.
JB: Good! I don't have to repeat myself, then. Come with me to the labs. We have some cloning to do....
 

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Frog: Croak Croak Ribibit (No. Now go away, you're crushing my wife!)

Hahaha pure genious man. Keep it up. :rofl:
 

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Umm... I copy and pasted the leaders, and they don't show up as a land/air/naval commander. If I can't get it to work, I'm going to make some "new commanders":D
 

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UPDATE 3

JB: Well, F***, the cloning didn't work. Let's go find some new leaders.
Bob: I know a good leading group.
JB: Who?
Bob: Follow me to Lansing.
JB: WTF's a lance-sing?

lansing.jpg


JB: Ooooohhhhhh.
Bob: Come on. To the Concert!
JB: Why a concert?
Bob: You're questions will be answered soon.

about 4 songs, a Wet-T-Shirt-contest, and some beers later....
Daron: Ok, well, I've never been to Luxembourg.
Serj: Yeah, sounds like a cool place. I can't believe *hic* that you haven't heard us before.
JB: Well, I had never heard of System of a Down either, until now.
1470__system_l.jpg

Daron: well, we'd be glad to join you.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Add to us one more general: the System of a Down rock/metal band. :D
 

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UPDATE 3 (i.e. I got the General to work :D )

March 30...

JB: Ok, System, I am assigning you to command I. Korps. The HQ should be done by September.


Daron: Ok, whatever. Now, where's the..youknow.
JB handed to Daron what seemed like a bag of leaves to Bob.
Bob: you know, we still don't have enough Generals and Field Marshalls. We should find more.
JB: You're right! But first, let's all take some LSD.

And they got very, very high. They found their ways out, and ended up insulting some high ranking officials.

more is to come