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Werewolf Lite CCCLXXXV:
Scrabble: The Movie
A Film By M. Night Shyamalan

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In a world where a devious villain has held the world's words for ransom, only a few brave souls remain to stop his evil plot. From the studio that brought you "Connect 4" and "Snakes and Ladders," witness a world where language itself is held on the line in a game of high stakes and intrigue, and the heroes must triumph with their large vocabulary... or die. Can anybody say, "Triple Word Score!?!"

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      (_   __) .-""""-.       A time displacement with no discernable event
        ) (___/        '.     horizon. Navigational subsystems are unable to
       (   ___          :     give the ship's coordinates, nor does the ship
       _) (__ \        .'     have a definable center or outer edge. The dy-
      (______) '-....-'       namics of the radiation pattern surrounding the
                              vessel are most unusual.
All is not well aboard...
 
Werewolf CCCXVIII: Akallabêth

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A great evil has swept over the island of Númenor. Once home to men of valour and wisdom, Númenor has crept, slowly but surely, under the influence of the Dark Lord Sauron. Now the False King, corrupted under Sauron's lies, prepares for crimes unspeakable against the Valar. Some Faithful Númenoreans remain, but can they survive and defeat those who have fallen to darkness? Or will Númenor be drowned for its sins?
 
Werewolf Lite CCCXCIV

Where the old meets the new.

A throwback to colorfully GMed WWLs of a bygone era.

Yet with a tantalizing set-up twist.

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Werewolf Lite CCCXCIV: Bisclavret (Or Werewolf, More or Less)

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Boldly defying gender roles or not, if your handwriting stays that size, there's not room enough to finish the story!

There are different ways to say things. One lady in the 1100s wrote "Bisclavret ad nun en bretan, Garwalf l'apelent li Norman", which more or less comes out to "In Brittany its name is Bisclavret, but the Normans call it Garou". But neither of those really matter if you know she's talking about "Werewolves".

She goes on "A Werewolf is a wild beast, so long as he's found in a state of rage, he devours people and does much wickedness as he haunts the deepest woods."


Is that a fair statement? Are these Bisclavrets/Garous/Werewolves so evil, or are they misunderstood? Maybe the differences in name are less important than differences in perception.


We can examine that now.



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Werewolf CCXIX: Blade Runner: replicant werewolves.

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Early in the 21st Century, THE TYRELL CORPORATION advanced robot evolution into the NEXUS phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. The NEXUS 6 Replicants were superior in strength and agility, and at least equal in intelligence, to the genetic engineers who created them. Replicants were used Off-World as slave labor, in the hazardous exploration and colonization of other planets. After a bloody mutiny by a NEXUS 6 combat team in an Off-World colony, Replicants were declared illegal on earth - under penalty of death. Special police squads - BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant This was not called execution. It was called retirement.

 
Werewolf Lite CCCXCVI: The Joy of Map Painting
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A new game has started, and a group of new players of Paradox games are learning their way around the complex interface and sporadic game-breaking bugs. The goal? To make the font of your country as big as possible on the world map. However, some break with established orthodoxy, using the game to create horrors that even Lovecraft couldn't fathom. These are the border gore enthusiasts, and they must be stopped before they splatter the world with their disgusting border gore.
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Werewolf Lite CDI - Philips Nintendon't Games
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The Kingdom of Hi-rule(?) is once again under attack by the evil forces of Ganon! This time, however, King Harkinian(Who?) has elicited the aid of the nearby Mushyroom Kingdom(?) to aid (That's redundant.) their efforts at repelling the evil forces of Ganon. (Do you have any idea what you're saying right now?) Unbeknownst to the King, Ganon himself has gotten himself some new allies himself (That's it. I'm done.) in the form of Bowser, the King of Koopers and CEO of many wondrous hotels. Who will come out on top? Who will close ALL the doors? Is this the end of <MY BOY>? (DON'T, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLAY THIS GAME!!!)
 

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The discovery of a secret tomb in the Egyptian desert has unleashed an ancient evil into the world. Now it is up to the expedition members (and responsibles of such a thing) to destroy said evil before it kills them and spreads throughout the rest of the world.

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You are a group of addicts recovering from the scourge of opioid addiction simply and earnestly trying to turn your lives around by seeking treatment at Arcadia Health Resources, a local for-profit hospital and subsidiary of Worldwide Health Inc, offering substance abuse counseling, mental health services, and a crisis center. Arcadia is glaringly understaffed, and the personnel they do have are demoralized, over-worked, underpaid, and either utterly burnt-out or new and incompetent due to the unbelievably quick staff turnover rate. The facility has only the most basic of security and patients regularly rob and assault each other in and around the premises. Inspectors for the Center for Medicare Services have repeatedly cited Arcadia for numerous gross violations including filthy conditions, “counselors” lacking appropriate degrees, disturbingly vague psychiatric evaluations and generalized one-size-fits-all treatment plans. Regulators have received anonymous reports of patients lacking food and blankets and patients wandering unsupervised for hours. However, because Arcadia serves patients few other institutions will touch, rather than shutter it and see the patients go untreated, the state saw fit to try to work with Arcadia to improve.

Several among you, however, are DESPICABLE DRUG FIENDS who are simply out to profit or procure additional drugs from their “treatment” and who are responsible for your miserable reputation among medical and law-enforcement personnel. These Fiends are pathological liars who miss no opportunity to steal from their fellows and who cheat the system without remorse. They value their fellow man/woman only insofar as he/she can facilitate their next high and not as an end in himself/herself. As Arcadia is laughably unable to police their patients appropriately, you must find and bring these Drug Fiends to justice before their shenanigans force regulators to shutter Arcadia HR for good. Luckily enough, one of you has a urinalysis kit (and a bit of a pee fetish) and can analyze the pee of one of your compatriots nightly for the drug metabolites that would surely characterize the urine of an evil Drug Fiend.
 
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In commemoration of the tenth anniversary year of the death of Werewolf, as well as last year's brief existential crisis, please come attend the funeral and play in Lite CDV.