Constant Failures
With Kharkov being a major thorn in the New Zealand Army's side something had to be done. Rather than attack it outright, oh no, NZ generals are much smarter than that! Lets attaxk next door to it!!
Haha it sounds like bile. Sickening!
In a totally surreal twist of time travel weirdness, Canadian forces under the command of the New Zealand government attack Soviet forces in Bahghdad. Which is mind blowing. Soviet logistics men realise the var is lost, so they're hanging out in the rear areas swigging vodka left right and centre. The sum result of this is that supplies are not getting to the tough Boris... Borissess? fighting for Mother Russia at the front. Oh no, its all going to Ivan who is swapping his wife Natashya for thirteen cigarettes and an old turnip.
Reporters call it Bahg-dhad
Canadian forces prevail!! Maple leaf forever! Wait, thats a while away isnt it? Erm, Union Jack on red background forever!
Oh Canada.... Thank god for the mounties. On camels.
In keeping with the theme of not attacking the thorn outright, New Zealand generals order the attack on Belgorod. This doesn't work well. Despite using AK-45s and having no bullets, or worse, NO VODKA, Soviet troops beat the well equipped New Zealanders. Who were too busy... uh... *Baaaah* SHUT UP!
If you wear XXXL gumboot you can fit 2 pairs of legs in
FINALLY, the attack on the thorn is launched. No-one expected the thorn to be coated in concrete and filled with 13 Soviet divisions. Still, these New Zealanders are refreshed, and my god they can do wonders with No. 8 wire!
Ouch I stood on a thorn Sarge!
What brilliant fighters! Such courage! Such awesomeness!
Oh. Oh my.
GODDAMMIT!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Its ok though. While they were faffing about losing, New Zealand aircrew were lounging around while groundcrew worked day and night to add moar cool guns and bigger engines and other cool shit to the planes. Hell yeah!
Lets draw a dragon on it! SHIT YEAH DRAGONS ARE AWESOME!
The concrete covering the thorn is cracking. It can be cracked! Lets try the tried and true Soviet method of zerg rushing! Oh. We're fighting the Soviets? Lets just ask them nicely to surrender. Will it work? Who knows?
Must... get... to... Sumy... fast...
Tales had been heard of a bald guy in glasses walking around stealing salt and stuff and sitting down. He sounded like the original stoner
NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!
He was so chilled out! Why must you take the cool ones and leave us Stalin???!! Why Paradox, whhhyyyyyyy??!?!
With Kharkov being a major thorn in the New Zealand Army's side something had to be done. Rather than attack it outright, oh no, NZ generals are much smarter than that! Lets attaxk next door to it!!
Haha it sounds like bile. Sickening!
In a totally surreal twist of time travel weirdness, Canadian forces under the command of the New Zealand government attack Soviet forces in Bahghdad. Which is mind blowing. Soviet logistics men realise the var is lost, so they're hanging out in the rear areas swigging vodka left right and centre. The sum result of this is that supplies are not getting to the tough Boris... Borissess? fighting for Mother Russia at the front. Oh no, its all going to Ivan who is swapping his wife Natashya for thirteen cigarettes and an old turnip.
Reporters call it Bahg-dhad
Canadian forces prevail!! Maple leaf forever! Wait, thats a while away isnt it? Erm, Union Jack on red background forever!
Oh Canada.... Thank god for the mounties. On camels.
In keeping with the theme of not attacking the thorn outright, New Zealand generals order the attack on Belgorod. This doesn't work well. Despite using AK-45s and having no bullets, or worse, NO VODKA, Soviet troops beat the well equipped New Zealanders. Who were too busy... uh... *Baaaah* SHUT UP!
If you wear XXXL gumboot you can fit 2 pairs of legs in
FINALLY, the attack on the thorn is launched. No-one expected the thorn to be coated in concrete and filled with 13 Soviet divisions. Still, these New Zealanders are refreshed, and my god they can do wonders with No. 8 wire!
Ouch I stood on a thorn Sarge!
What brilliant fighters! Such courage! Such awesomeness!
Oh. Oh my.
GODDAMMIT!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! Its ok though. While they were faffing about losing, New Zealand aircrew were lounging around while groundcrew worked day and night to add moar cool guns and bigger engines and other cool shit to the planes. Hell yeah!
Lets draw a dragon on it! SHIT YEAH DRAGONS ARE AWESOME!
The concrete covering the thorn is cracking. It can be cracked! Lets try the tried and true Soviet method of zerg rushing! Oh. We're fighting the Soviets? Lets just ask them nicely to surrender. Will it work? Who knows?
Must... get... to... Sumy... fast...
Tales had been heard of a bald guy in glasses walking around stealing salt and stuff and sitting down. He sounded like the original stoner
NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!
He was so chilled out! Why must you take the cool ones and leave us Stalin???!! Why Paradox, whhhyyyyyyy??!?!