Long, long ago on a sunny day/
In a land very far away/
There lived two men from the upper crust/
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One would vote conservative/
The other would vote liberal/
If Bukkhara were a democracy (Which it isn't!)/
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One had his estate liquefied/
The other outlawed by the sultan guy/
They both really hate communists/
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Now they live together to make ends meet/
Until the day they can get off the street/
Living in the glory days/
Of Bukkhara, USA!
The Aristocrat & Capitalist show, coming to a station near you!