Redux. That's a funny word. Redux. I don't even know what it means. Just saw it on Prufrock's AAR and decided that it sounds cool.
Anyways, this AAR is a Redux, whatever that means, of my original Bukkhara AAR, which everyone will forget about....now.....(nothing changes)
Well, it seems that my work is done.
Anyways, this AAR is about one of the suckiest nations in all of Victoria. Imagine a very sucky nation. Hold that image in your mind. Now multiply its suckiness by ten. No, by a hundred. NO! By three hundred and fifty-seven.
Now you have a nation that is three hundred and fifty-seven times suckier than your original nation. Now that wasn't a very productive exercise, was it? Punish yourselves for being fooled.
Seriously, Bukkhara teh scuk. It's pretty self-explanatory, really. You're basically a backward, very backward, nation in Central Asia with only sheep for company. Some may argue that that is not so bad, but I shall not name them. You are also right next to, well not really right next to but right on the to-annex list, of arguably the strongest nation in the game. In addition to this, you have very bad body odor. And no girl/boyfriend. And you spend all your precious time reading AARs about strategy games when you could be doing far less geekier things.
So why did I start this AAR? Or rather, re-start this AAR? Was it for challenge? Was it to show what was possible with Bukkhara? Was it to pen a work of great literary achievement? Was it to add to the total sum of human knowledge?
Goodness no! I just wanted a second AAR in which to plug my first, Delusions of Grandeur I: Abyssinia Triumphant. Read it now, and comment in it. The link is in my sig. I figure I'll spend about .001% of the effort I do on this AAR than I do on my first, and I'll double the amount of readership of my first!
Anyways, game-specs. It will be Victoria 1.03c, no mods. I will be Bukkhara, Normal/Normal. My goals:
1) Fear Russia
2) Make jokes at the expense of those less fortunate than I
3) Point and laugh at said people
4) Cry like a newborn baby when Russia finally annexes me
Anyways, this AAR is a Redux, whatever that means, of my original Bukkhara AAR, which everyone will forget about....now.....(nothing changes)
Well, it seems that my work is done.
Anyways, this AAR is about one of the suckiest nations in all of Victoria. Imagine a very sucky nation. Hold that image in your mind. Now multiply its suckiness by ten. No, by a hundred. NO! By three hundred and fifty-seven.
Now you have a nation that is three hundred and fifty-seven times suckier than your original nation. Now that wasn't a very productive exercise, was it? Punish yourselves for being fooled.
Seriously, Bukkhara teh scuk. It's pretty self-explanatory, really. You're basically a backward, very backward, nation in Central Asia with only sheep for company. Some may argue that that is not so bad, but I shall not name them. You are also right next to, well not really right next to but right on the to-annex list, of arguably the strongest nation in the game. In addition to this, you have very bad body odor. And no girl/boyfriend. And you spend all your precious time reading AARs about strategy games when you could be doing far less geekier things.
So why did I start this AAR? Or rather, re-start this AAR? Was it for challenge? Was it to show what was possible with Bukkhara? Was it to pen a work of great literary achievement? Was it to add to the total sum of human knowledge?
Goodness no! I just wanted a second AAR in which to plug my first, Delusions of Grandeur I: Abyssinia Triumphant. Read it now, and comment in it. The link is in my sig. I figure I'll spend about .001% of the effort I do on this AAR than I do on my first, and I'll double the amount of readership of my first!
Anyways, game-specs. It will be Victoria 1.03c, no mods. I will be Bukkhara, Normal/Normal. My goals:
1) Fear Russia
2) Make jokes at the expense of those less fortunate than I
3) Point and laugh at said people
4) Cry like a newborn baby when Russia finally annexes me
