My unofficial update *now allowed by the thread owner*
So yet again i post the update, this time without fancy colours, and with the allowance of Anonymous:
The sea battle on the Pond
The war was dragging on against the evil country (the war had in fact been so long that no-one could remember the name of the enemy).
The people of Bukharra were getting exhausted, so the rulers of the Tajiks and Merv decided to eliminate the evil one, and his floating city, unfortunately for the Bukharrans, they did not know how to get to the floating city.
Ruler of Bukharra: How shall we get to the floating city so that we can destroy it?
Clever but crazy proffesor: We fly!
RoB: On what? The cotton army?
CbCp: On what? On the .... on the ... ohh i give up.
RoB: Any other suggestions?
Ambassador from Denmark: What about Ships?
RoB: What are ships?
CbCp: Of course!! We fly on the Ships!
RoB: Is this possible?
AfD: No. Ships are a collection of Lumber and Fabric, they float on the water and they move and can transport people.
RoB: Great! so how do we get these Ships?
CbCp: We fly them here!!
RoB: ON WHAT??
CbCp: On MERV!!
RoB: Ah finally! I have discovered what MERV is.
AfD: Actually MERV is a acronym, it stands for: MEdium Range leVitaion device.
RoB: That is the worst acronym ever! It makes no sence at all.
AfD: Nor does anything else in this country.
RoB: Oh all right, we fly in the Lumber and the Fabric, because ships are too expensive to buy, but how do we make the Ships?
AfD: We need a Clipper Convoy factory.
RoB: A factory?!? We would need 50 years to research the requred technologies.
CbCp: We don't need a factory, we can use a Shipyard!
AfD: But Shipyards are so old-fashioned, they are 300 years old.
RoB: That just means that they will be cheaper.
AfD: Oh allright, I suppose so, but how will we get the Shipyard to the Aral Sea?
RoB: The Aral Sea? We just call it the pond.
CbCp: Let's get the Shipyard here on the Cotton army.
AfD: I guess it is the best use we can find for it, so I reccomend we do it.
RoB: Let it be so! Get a Shipyard and a lot of Fabric, we allready have Lumber.
AfD: How did you get the Lumber?
RoB: We picked up the components of LumberTron.
AfD: Ah yes. I see.
AfD leaves the court of RoB and travels to COTARADQU (COTton ARmy heADQUarters), on the way he thinks about Bukharra and it's strange acronyms, he eventually arrives at COTARADQU:
AfD: Everycot, listen!
Cotton: We listen.
AfD: Get a shipyard!
Cotton: From where?
AfD: Holland!
Cotton: Where is that?
AfD: Oh honestly, there is no Terra Incognita in this game, just look on the map.
Cotton: Where is the map?
AfD: In the corner.
Cotton: Ah yes, we see the map, but where is Holland?
AfD: You are Cotton, you got a education, so you should know where Holland is.
Cotton: We will ask the burning Cattle, they know where Holland is.
AfD: You do that, now get me a shipyard!!
AfD then travels to the MERV, where he finds the "Owners of MERV":
AfD: Can i borrow your MERV for a day or two?
Owners of MERV: What will you use it for?
AfD: To get a big ship.
OoM: How?
AfD: MERV can fly.
OoM: Fly? we thought it did nothing at all.
AfD: So can i borrow it?
OoM: Ofcourse!!
AfD: You had better move to a neighbouring province.
OoM: Why?
AfD: You don't want to get trapped in the only white spot on the map, do you?
OoM: True, we will move to Turkul to join in the war.
So AfD commanded the MERV to fly to Denmark, and get a big ship, and MERV then flew to Denmark, here it collected half of the ship, and flew home, then it flew to Denmark to get the other half.
In the mean time the Evil One had built a Fish-o-Tron, and the Cotton had collected the Shipyard, a ship was built in the Shipyard and launched, the Bukharreans thought it was very fine, but AfD thought it was terribly old fashioned.
Eventually MERV had transported the big ship back to Bukharra, the ship got named "The Bukharra", the stage was set for a battle on the pond.
The situation on the pond
The Battle
Fish-o-tron met "The Bukharra" in the middle of the pond, a fierce battle follwed, but "the Bukharra" won, and the sailors eat Fish-o-tron for dinner.
This concludes my fan update.
