“Mm Friday again dear bartender”. Judge orders a beer. “Well let´s see, what has happened this week”. Judge take a sip of the beer. “First Amric is back and then a woman has dared to enter this section, Lady Europa”(edit: Welcome. How rude of me to forget that, must be all that beer). Judge takes another sip. ”Hm and I have been posting an update in the Kingdom of Jerusalem AAR, glad that Amalric finally is closing in on Constantinople and Sophia Hagia”.
Judge orders another beer. “Then we have seen that Messalina Beaver is busy educating a famous Danish writer and moreover she has been cooking some red Danish sausages too”.
“Sir Lancelot, I mean the Judge transfixed the cruel Dane sir Carlsberg´s body with the blade of his lance, I wonder if sir Carlsberg survived that?”.
“I guess I will have to write an update today but first I have to read Paranoid Tsar´s highly entertaining story Two views on the Russian crusade, I bet Orwell would have loved that story”.
Edit II
“I hope he would have enjoyed my Cum Deo AAR too but I am not sure. I think he would have appreciated my description of power abuse at least”. “Then again if he had read it on that small island, Isle of Jura, where he wrote 1984 he might have found something redeeming to say I guess”. Suddenly Judge sounds very unsure and decides to order another beer.