El Pip: The Emir will do anything for his nation. Especially because he's the only one willing to do any work. Except for his shadow, but shadows are horrible when it comes to stealing stuff.
Grauuu: How could you forget to do something so important? You're a tit, trust me, I can tell. Please don't read my AAR.
history dude: The Emir finds no joy in beer. At least not until he defeats all his rivals!
Beleg32: Glad you liked it, and yes, taking over the world is the objective for Jebel Shammar, and it might just happen!
atty: Thanks for teaching me the basics of drunked Italian soldiers. Should the Emir encounter any more of these, I'll keep your advice in mind.
Asalto: The Black Shadow was busy scoring some shadow chicks.
Maj. von Mauser: Happy to hear you liked it and it won't die, no worries.(yet)
FlyingDutchie: The Emir is a true hero and a true god amongst men. Who else could take on a horde of drunk Italians and survive?
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Chapter Five
The Final Preperations.
Emir Saud ibn Abdul Aziz Al Rashid was sleeping on his camel. Completely unaware of the situation that would repeat itself year after year.
"Happy new year Azuzi!" screamed his Black Shadow, as he fell into the sand once more.
"What, who's there!? watch out, I got a rifle!" yelled the Emir as he swung the Italian rifle left and right.
"It's just me Azuzi. Happy new year, it's 1914!"
"1914? I have a good feeling about this year. Let's celebrate by distributing these guns out to the soldiers!"
"Of course Azuzi!"
(The hard work finally paid off.)
"Start mass production immediately Shadow!"
"If by mass production, you mean getting a couple of house-wives in a basement to work three hours a day on it, then sure!"
The Emir looked at his shadow with a sad look on his face, then shook it off.
"Tell me some other news..."
"Well, the Archduke of Austria-Hungary, Franz Ferdinand, has been assassinated in Bosnia."
(This wouldn't be a problem in Jebel Shammar.)
"Pfft, nothing will happen because of this, it's but a simple murder-"
(Lesson: Don't kill Archdukes.)
The Emir stood there flabbergasted.
"... Black Shadow..."
"Yes?"
"Did the whole world just erupt in war?"
"Yes."
"Wow."
The two enjoyed a moment of silence and disbelief, then the Emir asked, "perhaps we can take advantage of this?"
The shadow smiled. (Or at least I think so, it's kind of hard to see the facial emotions of a shadow)
"Now that you say it, we are in the process of distributing your advanced version of guns to the soldiers, Jebel Shammar is ready for war Azuzi."
(Jebel Shammar. Now only 14 years behind.)
The Emir gasped, what was this strange feeling... Happiness? Joy? Excitement? The feeling of success? All unknown feelings to him, at least until today.
"Now then, there is only one thing left for us before we are fully ready Azuzi."
"What is that Black Shadow?"
"We need allies, and for that I have invited an Ottoman."
"Aha! An Ottoman official!"
"Actually it's just a peasant from the other side of the border, the Ottomans don't find us influential enough to send anyone else."
The Emir's face quickly changed into a mix of anger and sadness, but he finally sighed in acceptance of the situation.
"I guess we have no choice Shadow... Bring him over."
An old peasant in rags came closer.
"Ah! Welcome to my country!" greeted the Emir.
"What? Where? Who's talking!?" shouted the old man.
"Dear God he's blind..." The Emir planted his palm firmly to his face, whispering to himself. "Just get this over with, just get this over with..."
"Where are you, you young whippersnapper!? Come closer and I'll show you!" continued the old man, as he swung a stick around in front of him.
The Emir walked closer, but came within range of the old man's stick and were now being beaten senseless.
"Stop it, ow, stop that please, it's me, the Emir!" screamed Azuzi in terror.
"Oh, I see, I was supposed to talk with you." said the old man and started calming down.
"Now then, on to the diplomatic situation! My nation Jebel Shammar seeks an- ... Are you sleeping?"
The old man had closed his eyes and starting snoring.
The Emir sighed, then shook the old man to bring him back to the world of the awoken and proceeded to shout him in the face.
"I NEED AN ALLIANCE WITH THE OTTOMANS!"
The old man scratched his chin, then challenged the Emir.
"Win against me in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors and it's a deal."
(The Emir was really bad at Rock-Paper-Scissors.)
Azuzi started sweating heavily, this was it. All he had to do was concentrate.
He closed his eyes, seconds felt like minutes, slowly, the hand went down the first time, the second time and finally... Rock!
The old man stood there shocked, his scissors had been beaten. Azuzi looked the blind man in the eyes, before reality hit him.
The Emir started cheering wildly, how lucky he was. An alliance with the mighty Ottomans. He quickly pushed the old man out of his country and moved on to something else. His war plan.
(The plan in more simple terms: Right click, press attack, press ok.)
The Emir rubbed his hands and smiled. "What do you think Black Shadow?"
"Quite impressive Azuzi, quite impressive indeed!"
He laughed. "Yes! Impressive! Now take a look here..."
The Emir showed his shadow how the new weapons worked and some basic war knowledge, and turned back to the plan.
"Now then shadow, as you can se- What!? What's happened to my plan!?!"
(The truth always hurts.)
"Who dares mess with the mighty maps of Jebel Shammar!?" he looked around and saw his arch-nemesis. Again.
(There he is again!)
"Hahaha," laughed Emir Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdul-Rahman Al Saud. "Good luck ever invading Nejd without a war plan!" He quickly rode off before Emir Saud ibn Abdul Aziz Al Rashid could answer back. He instead just stared at the leaving Emir.
"We'll show him Shadow... We'll show him."