Roosevelt (USA): You prick!
Hitler (Germany): Lol... I stole your Nuclear secrets!
Stalin (USSR): Lol.
Hitler (Germany): So how are you making out in the land of ice and snow, anyway?
Stalin (USSR): Pretty slow going so far... but it should speed up now that Spring is here.
Hitler (Germany): Yeah... it looks like the mud and snow are gone...
Hitler (Germany): ... no sense wasting the good weather...
Stalin (USSR): You bastard! We had a fokkin’ TRUCE!
Hitler (Germany): I changed my mind... and here’s something else for you to think about...
Stalin (USSR): You little goose-steppin’ pansy! I’ll fix you... just wait ‘til I bring my Army back down from Finland!
Hitler (Germany): How about if I meet you half-way?
Hitler (Germany): Jeez, Stalin... where are all your dudes? It’s hardly even worth encircling these little stacks.
Stalin (USSR) Then don’t.
Hitler (Germany): There must be some bigger stacks around here somewhere... guess I’ll have to go looking for them.
Hitler (Germany): Whoa! What’s this?
Hitler (Germany): Jeez... you’ve got better Tanks than I do!... AND better Infantry...
Stalin (USSR): I’ve got a few other little surprises for you, too... just wait.
Hitler (Germany): Oh, good... I like surprises... There! All wrapped up in a nice neat package!
Hitler (Germany): ... too bad it’s only a dozen Divisions. And I almost forgot... it’s that time again...
Stalin (USSR): Will you STOP that?
Hitler (Germany): Hey, guys... I’m carving up The Bear... anyone wanna help?
Franco (Nationalist Spain): Sure, I’ll get in on that. Here... I’ll send you some of my guys.
Hitler (Germany): Oooh... nice stats. Thanks.
Mussolini (Italy): I too will join the crusade against the Bolsheviks!
Hitler (Germany): Sure... just send me a few dudes...
Hitler (Germany): WTF??? Benito, are you nuts? All you had to do was send me some guys!
Mussolini (Italy): And allow you to reap all the glory? Hah! And now we shall ally, and together smash our enemies!
Hitler (Germany): You sure about that?... you’d have to fight the British then, too.
Mussolini (Italy): Pfah! That nation of shop-keepers?
Hitler (Germany): Well... don’t come crying to me if they start over-charging you...
Hitler (Germany): Time to squish these pockets, so my dudes can catch up...
Hitler (Germany): Crap... you got a lot of those Heavies... good thing they’re out of Supply, or this could get tricky.
Stalin (USSR): Who says they got no supplies?
Hitler (Germany): Well, I got them surrounded... WHAT’S THIS? Air supply? I don’t THINK so! Get outta here!
Hitler (Germany): That got rid of THEM... awww... it looks like more of your dudes are trapped. Maybe you should run away a little faster!
Stalin (USSR): Fock you.
Hitler (Germany): Fifteen of them that time... hmmm... and a dozen in the swamp... three more in the Baltics... that’s about... one-tenth of your Army. Huh... I’m not doin’ so good, am I?
Stalin (USSR): The other nine-tenths of my Army will be right there. Don’t go away.
Hitler (Germany): Wouldn’t think of it. I’ll even race you. Last guy to Moscow’s a POW?