Nah, they actually do more drugs outside Copenhagen. And who can blame them? There is nothing to do outside Copenhagen. But still, the drug traffic is big in Copenhagen, which is what is implied by 'GANG WAR', because they are fighting for territory over where to sell drugs.
I don't know, but a lot of guys from Fyn are named Brian.
Hans Island lies between Greenland and Canada, in a disputed zone where the border between Denmark and Canada isn't clear.
While cars may seem expensive to a Swede, they are still considered cheap compared to buying a car in Denmark. Our registration fee is 180% of the car's value. That fee can be lowered by meeting some emission standards and/or buying it for work purposes (effectively saying you won't use your back seats for passengers), being an ambassador or for working in closed areas (such as an airport). The colours of Danish number plates indicate the price difference.
Then there are the annual fees and insurance. These are also quite expensive.
Generally speaking, it is not uncommon for wealthy (but not wealthy enough) people to move to Skåne to get a nicer car because the fees are significantly lower, and then still work in Copenhagen. Although, Swedish number plates are terribly ugly, so why bother in the first place? The nice car's looks is just going to be ruined by the Swedish number plate.
Even in Malmö, people cannot decide whether they are mostly Danish or Swedish. Besides, the gangs mentioned are Danish gangs fighting over territory, not Swedish intervention.
Well, I thought hipster was someone who used old stuff sort of ironically, but apparently in Danish terms it just means has a moustache. I guess women cannot be hipsters in Denmark.
And I guess political correctness never really caught on in Denmark.
There is a lot of German minority near the border, but generally speaking Southern Jutlandish sounds very different from Standard Danish, to the point where often I can't even understand what they are saying. And they all shop in Germany anyway (because it's so much cheaper).
Basically anywhere outside Copenhagen, I guess. But most cows are in Northern Jutland, around the area where it says fishermen.
Bornholm is a silly place. We keep trying to lose it to Swedes in wars, but each time they rebel against their Swedish masters and rejoin Denmark. We desperately tried to get rid of them to the Soviet Union in 1945, whom stayed there until 1946, but unfortunately, the West decided that a Soviet base just south of Skåne would be too beneficial for their control of the Baltic, and thus we were forced Bornholm back.
Danfoss is located on Als, which is basically what everyone knows about Als. Danfoss makes half the world's thermostats on radiators. There is a decent chance that the thermostat on your radiator is Danfoss.
I hope that helped.
