The Scottish government is constantly lauded as the best in the world. Ability, intelligence, competence and effiency...it has none of them. It is very open to bribes however.
No wonder Scotland has reached maximum prestige.
On the 25th June 1562 Crete accepts full annexation. Only Scandinavia is left to save Europe from the enveloping darkness.
In a rather gamey move, I save an event and only make use of it after changing government.
The people of Scotland are no doubt proud of this near-cheating. Readers (more likely, 'reader', but I am being optimistic) out there are no doubt disgusted by such shenanigans. I have to admit I was a bit uneasy with this choice myself, but it makes little true difference to the outcome of the game at this point. I think Scotland is in a sufficiently dominant position (if things had been otherwise I would have never contemplated it). Plus if readers have not already been hugely offended by the tripe I have typed here and the actions I have taken during this game, I am very surprised.
On the 7th January 1563 Swahili accepts full annexation.
Disaster for Europe.
With Scandinavia's fall, all of Europe is now controlled by Scotland. Truly this is a world no sane person would wish to live in.
Chinese nations have begun losing land to Scotland.
It looks as if Asia will suffer the same horrible consequances as Europe. Can none stop this rampage towards obesity and alcoholic problems (one of the main problems if Scotland conquers the world of course being a complete lack of alcohol for everyone)?
On the 9th August 1566 Malwa accepts full annexation.
On the 24th February 1567 Mutapa accepts full annexation.
On the 24th March 1567 Sukhothai accepts full annexation.
Ming is the last nation truly worthy of the title of 'empire' outside of Scotland. Well truly, Scotland is more worthy of the title of 'cesspool'. Who shall triumph in this clash of titans? Can Ming finally end this madness? Will they save the world from the sight of fat men wearing skirts accross the planet?
Despite Scotland's overwhelming numbers on paper, in the actual theatre Scotland can 'only' draw upon 120,000 men. This is due to her remaining forces having been spread accross her lands, busy stamping down revolts. Could this finally be a war too many?
Alas no. The land technology advantage held by Scotland is too much. It truly seems as if incompetency will rule the world.
On the 18th April 1568 Syria accepts full annexation.
On the 29th June 1568 Adal accepts full annexation.
On the 11th August 1568 Nepal accepts full annexation.
Constant war against other smaller nations continues whilst Ming is brought to the peace table.
On the 12th November 1570 Ceylon accepts full annexation.
On the 10th January 1571 Taunga accepts full annexation.
On the 27th February 1571 Bhutan accepts full annexation.
On the 11th April 1572 Deccan accepts full annexation.
The previous section of, 'On the [insert date] [insert country name] accepts full annexation.', is clearly the best part of this AAR.
Another continent has fully fallen to Scottish tryanny.
Africa is now doomed to Scottish mismanagement.
On the 17th November 1573 Yemen accepts full annexation.
Another continent falls.
South America has joined the ranks of the doomed.
On the 14th November 1574 Champa accepts full annexation.
June 1575 brings about another national idea, Colonial Ventures. The oppressed and miserable citizens of Scotland need little encouragement to begin flocking out of their craphole country.
March 1576 asks more questions of Scottish child rearing habits.
The new King is crowned. However he brings with him an heir who is already 11. So this means either he has a brother called James, whilst also being called James himself. Or he fathered his son whilst being about ten years old... Huzzah for the Stuart family, ensuring Scotland's reputation for being inbred numpties.