Real Men Do It Alphabetically: An AARgau
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All the world's a casino.
Seriously, betting on the lives of children? Just what kind of sick bastards are you? You sicken me. What's next? Are you going to derive entertainment from watching the slow mental demise of a less economically fortunate person? All of you make me sick. You won't believe your eyes when you read the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
Chapter 3: Abydos
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer pillaged ruthlessly from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1098-1099
Now that I'm no longer part of the Empire, I couldn't care less how this battle goes. Actually, I could, because I'd prefer it to go to the English, as weakening the Byzantines would be sweet. But that won't happen.
Now Abauj is slightly less completely worthless. Slightly.
Gentlemen, place your bets...now!
And if you were shorting on crazy-man and Knýtling-daughter's stock, today's your lucky day!
What's this? An alliance offer? Well, that's boring. But wait!
It's actually two alliance offers on the same day! And due to a technicality I can accept both! Hooray!
And the Civil War rages.
And if for some reason in the middle of an update you placed a bet for another stillbirth from Hajnal and Otto, you're wrong!
As told with many pictures. And a moderate amount of words.
(All formats, fonts, layouts, and even this little disclaimer pillaged ruthlessly from phargle's
Knud Knýtling, Prince of Denmark (and other assorted tales))
1098-1099
Now that I'm no longer part of the Empire, I couldn't care less how this battle goes. Actually, I could, because I'd prefer it to go to the English, as weakening the Byzantines would be sweet. But that won't happen.
Now Abauj is slightly less completely worthless. Slightly.
Gentlemen, place your bets...now!
And if you were shorting on crazy-man and Knýtling-daughter's stock, today's your lucky day!
What's this? An alliance offer? Well, that's boring. But wait!
It's actually two alliance offers on the same day! And due to a technicality I can accept both! Hooray!
And the Civil War rages.
And if for some reason in the middle of an update you placed a bet for another stillbirth from Hajnal and Otto, you're wrong!
Seriously, betting on the lives of children? Just what kind of sick bastards are you? You sicken me. What's next? Are you going to derive entertainment from watching the slow mental demise of a less economically fortunate person? All of you make me sick. You won't believe your eyes when you read the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!
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This kid has better stats - obviously a better supplier! The track record is , not good, so odds on death.
No progress on gaining Abydos, though.
No progress on gaining Abydos, though.
I'll bet the island of Svalbard that the kid doesn't make it past three.
And I'll throw in Kerguelen Island that the crazy Knytling spouse has negative money when he dies.
One thing is certain, that kid is dead… 
A civil war in the Byzantine Empire that is good, maybe you can use that to your advantage and grab another province soon…
A civil war in the Byzantine Empire that is good, maybe you can use that to your advantage and grab another province soon…
I'm sorry, but this can't be an anonymous4401 AAR without vicious ridicule of all who read it.
But wanton cruelty is the sole domain of anonymous4501.Shy Kid said:
Careful, you're infringing on his turf, anonymous4401. And anonymous4501 is not to be fucked with. He's harder core than anonymous4402; and we all know anonymous4402 knocked anonymous4401 down a notch.
Nick
We will not speak of anonymous4402. Not after that incident, of which we will also not speak of.
Murmurandus said:Real Men Don't Have Numbers In Their Name...
Does that make me a Real Man? :rofl:
Do Roman Numerals count?Murmurandus said:Real Men Don't Have Numbers In Their Name...
Nick
