Part 13: The Sun Sets
The world in 1674, there's a terrifying blue blob in Europe that doesn't seem to care about the world outside of Europe, luckily. Persia was formed by Taberestan, so go them! Russia seems fine with its disgusting bordergore, and allied Brandenburg who is busy eating Germany. The Mamluks are still alive, and will form Egypt, so go them too! With that let's dive back into Japan:
Qin, who we thought was a lot bigger last time, accepted our offer for a military alliance, since Wu is a dick.
The Shogun decides to take this period of isolation to improve the long-neglected Japanese navy. The navy has actually not beaten an enemy since they fought Ainu and Yeren, so this is probably a good idea.
Qin, who must be feeling pretty damn lucky, are attacked by Chagatai shortly after Japan sent the offer of alliance. We join to defend our new ally, since there really isn't anything better to do.
The Shogun sends his finest troops (the ones who have TWO shoes, instead of the standard issue no shoes)
Lady Sen, who realized the soldiers were all wearing her shoes, died of shock.
The Japanese caught a the Chagatai army in their retreat, and soundly beat them.
Probably more scared of the Chinese army rather than the Japanese, Chagatai agrees to give Mongolia some cores back. Oddly enough Qin takes nothing, so nice of them.
The Jianzhou, who have hovercars already, ask their overlords-only-in-name for the Kuru province. They get it and all die of prion disease.
Don't look it up you'll get nightmares.
Using his apparently-holy lineage as leverage, the Shogun recruits a new missionary from the Pope.
The new missionary gets to work converting Beijing, kind of as a spit in the eye to the long gone Ming. Haha losers.
It turns out that the overseas colony wasn't doing anything because everyone was in the gold mines. The Shogun makes a pool of the gold and tries to jump in, spraining his back.
Because they didn't totally just get a BOAT OF GOLD, the government levies new taxes on the populace to get some more cash.
The Shogun needed this cash, you see, because he noticed that the islands to the south were just as technologically backwards as Japan, and knew he could probably beat them with a strong enough navy. A claim was fabricated and a massive armada sent south.
The clergy announced that the faith of the people of Japan had never been stronger, and that the Lord and Jesus were watching over their future and would guarantee prosperity for years to come.
Or not.
But he did live, so maybe.
Either way, the Shogun requested another BOAT OF GOLD from California.
With his troops at the staging area and the armada at the ready, Japan was prepared for its first offensive war in many many years.
Ternate would be joined by Buton, who would contribute with a positive spirit!
The Japanese troops landed in Palu, and headed north since the fort there wasn't in the mountains, which have snakes and spiders and stuff. The beach was a lot nicer too since they didn't have shoes and all.
Meanwhile Jianzhou, in an impressive moment of AI clarity, actually blockaded the Ternate capital and with it, all of their forces.
This allowed Japan to continue almost unchallenged on the big island.
Buton attacked the Japanese forces in a suicidal attempt to turn the tide of the war. It didn't go well for them.
Their homeland was then occupied and annexed, the rest of the big island was conquered as well, with hardly more than a skirmish taking place.
An offer of peace was sent to the defenders, who readily accepted. Much of the big island was ceded to Japan. There were thoughts of giving the provinces over to a vassal state, but then everyone remembered how that went the last few times and decided to just hold onto it for themselves.
California, who didn't particularly like shipping BOATS OF GOLD overseas, began speaking of rebellion and independence. Much of it was through fast-paced song and dance. The Shogun, when asked if he had a response, said "No screw you I'm not singing and you're not getting independence so get back to the gold mines."
For being a poor sport, the Shogun was branded as a party pooper and other countries liked him less.
But that didn't matter for too long, as a sick burn from one of the leaders of the independence movement caused him to collapse in embarrassment and die. A pretender rose up, and when it was determined that he wasn't as good as the heir, was taken down by the army.
The Mongolians then called for aid against Buhkara, who were attacking. The Japanese army had been decimated by attrition in Ternate, and was a shell of it's former self (which isn't saying much). Regardless they accept the call and march to Bukhara.
Meanwhile the new Emperor, Yoshihisa, began to learn about the world around him, and that maybe shoes should be standard issue in the army.
The reborn Japanese army was showing it's newfound strength, which really helped when fighting a landlocked (reformed) horde.
The navy could have shown its might when the Qin requested aid against all of China, but the Shogun said no way. The grand Japan-Qin alliance lasted all of 20 years.
Meanwhile the Japanese army was hiding.
But that didn't work and Bukhara killed them.
The weakness of the Japanese army caused Jianzhou to become slightly rebellious. Yan, thinking they were the top shit, supported their independence and they became VERY rebellious.
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