Dear George,
Does the Colonel intend to do something about that god awful mess in China?
Does the Colonel intend to do something about that god awful mess in China?
Dear George,
Does the Colonel intend to do something about that god awful mess in China?
With such statesmen like gentlemen in charge how can anything possibly go wrong?
Dear George,
Chamberlain's medication is clearly not working.
That should do the trick.
"Somehow I question the wisdom of hitting a mentally disturbed man on the head too much."
Dear George.
Please refrain from using your bedsheets for Parachute Practise. The Colonel is not made of money.
Yours,
Mrs Carr. (Housekeeping)
Dear George
No need to hit him too much. Just once, with the proper strenght applied to the swing, and say "goodnite, sweet prince".
:rofl::rofl::rofl: Beautiful.
Is that Her Flick of the Gestapo from Alo Alo on the first picture (the man with the black hat)
Current Order of Battle
“Hello Colonel, here is the current OoB. I kept it short to prevent waisting time actually reading the official version of all reports, just as you requested – Lt. George.”
“As usual, I have corrected some of George’s wilder theories – Capt. Mainwaring”
Royal Canadian Army (Ottawa) –Ironside
- Army HQ
- 1st ‘Kings Own’ Division (regular)
- 2nd ‘Lincoln & Welland’ Division (irregular)
- 3rd ‘Queens Own’ Division (irregular)
“This is our main force, led by general Ironside, chief of the Imperial staff. What can go wrong with a man with a cool name like Ironside in charge! And both the king and the queen have their own division, I want one too!”
“George, please don’t go judging people based on their name again. The same goes for divisions.”
1st Corps (Halifax) – Alexander
- 4rd ‘Prince of Wales’ Division (regular)
“Prince of Wales, like the sound of that. Like I’ve been Prince of Wales once…”
“Shudder the thought”
2nd Corps (Quebec) – Auchinleck
- 5th ‘Black Watch’ Division (regular)
“Ah, the proud Black Watch division, named after their identifying black watches.”
“How do you even come up with those strange ideas?”
Royal Canadian Mounted Police (Montreal) – Wilson
- 1st RCMP Division (cavalry)
“The famous Canadian Mounties, now led by general ‘Jumbo’ Wilson. Sadly these Canadians are the only Cavalry in our army. Still, I kind of like the uniform. Still, general ‘Jumbo’ Wilson must have a hard time fitting in one of those.”
“A scary thought, yet again.”
1st Royal Marine Corps (Saint John) – Carton de Wiart
- 1st RM Division (marine)
“Here we have the famous Royal Marines, led by a very cool general with a confusing name. General Carton de Wiart lost a hand and an eye during the Great War, making him look like a pirate! A fitting choice to led a group of swashbuckling men!”
“I honestly don’t know what to say…”
Carton de Wiart, the coolest looking general in active service
Princess Patricia Light Infantry (Vancouver) - Loyd
- 6th ‘Princess Patricia’ Division (irregular)
“A light Canadian division, probably made up of very skinny Canadians.”
“Sigh, I really need a new job. Perhaps something at a bank…”
Border Guard (Winnipeg) – Crerar
7th ‘Regina Rifles’ Division (irregular)
“George, a word of warning if I may. I wouldn’t mention this division to the Colonel ever again. The consequences could be very bad indeed.”
“How bad exactly?”
“Do you rember when Sir Winston went a week without Scotch?”
“Point taken, Captain”
This is awesome!!
Those dastardly Canadians must be unbearably smug now, not even having the decency to be ashamed at cheating their way to victory over the colonel. He must retire to the club for a calming drink and discussion with the chaps.