Thou art not the one called Blackadder, art thou?
Oh and will the fool who put my name up please get my titles correct. Thats Henry, King of England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales and France. You see I have upgraded my Irish and Welch titles and am now claiming the throne of Scotland as is my right. I am also the Duke of Bordeaux and Normandie and the Count of Anjou and the Aquitaine. Dont make me bitch slap you with my gauntlet...
EDIT: What in gods name is 'Paradoxia'? Is this some peasant scum who attempts to mill about with his betters??? Dog I swear thou hath better explain this travesty to me, and be honest about it or thouth will hath felth the sting of my mailed gauntlet!:excl:
Paradoxia my dear.. Count is it? Is lands south of scotland east of wales and ends at the channel, the kingdom of England is to disbanded in favour of this new desired land. Peasant *scoff, you will swear fealty to me.. Count.