Ya know, I'm having trouble seeing some of your geographic art. I think you gotta take over more terrain. You should make your borders look like a toilet. 
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Ya know, I'm having trouble seeing some of your geographic art. I think you gotta take over more terrain. You should make your borders look like a toilet.
WHAT??!!! That was clearly a heart-felt depiction of a Crab Claw Pinching a hairy Timurid foot while an over enthusiastic eel looked on!
Ah, of course! Now I see it. No idea why it wasn't clear to me sooner!
Can't believe I never subscribed to this.
Ah well, better late than never. This is great!
Ah well, better late than never. This is great!
Can't believe I never subscribed to this.
Ah well, better late than never. This is great!
Why thank you!
That was fun to read! By the way, just after I finished reading, I began watching a seemingly innocent documentary on National Geographic about Ancien Egyptians. And guess who did I see there?
(hint)
(hint)
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That guy looks so crazy with that hair. I can totally see him talking about aliens building pyramids or something along those lines.
That was fun to read! By the way, just after I finished reading, I began watching a seemingly innocent documentary on National Geographic about Ancien Egyptians. And guess who did I see there?
(hint)
He was on Nat Geo? He's really branching out.
What! Suck it up!
Nah just kiddin man, I hope u get better soon. I guess thats wat a diet of cat food does to you
Indeed, I wouldn't recomend it. Fancy feast doesn't do the same thing you see in the commercials. Wait, that's Fiskies....
Luckily, I am doing much better aside from the hard cough every now and then...
Fear not faithful readers! I am still alive, AND the next update is launching soon!
SHEEESH! about time.
PS: Don't die from your illness. Oh, and I've been holding it for DAYS! I need something to read or I can't use the B-Room.
SHEEESH! about time.
PS: Don't die from your illness. Oh, and I've been holding it for DAYS! I need something to read or I can't use the B-Room.
Don't worry. I can fend off the man-eating pneumonia shark (and it's pilot fish, the common cold!) long enough to update.
Why not read some of the other quality AARs on this forum? Take a trip down memory lane and read an EU1 ARR!
EU1 AAR?! I These things are so old that I don't know if my knowledge of Old English be enough to comprehend it! Can you understand "Nu scolon herigean heofonrices Weard Meotodes meahte and his modgethanc" without checking it on google?
And if it is Old English, I'd be lucky! If it's in some celtic dialect? Or pictograms? The time these things were written, stonehenge was being built...
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... by alienshmy:
Now your idea makes perfect sense
And if it is Old English, I'd be lucky! If it's in some celtic dialect? Or pictograms? The time these things were written, stonehenge was being built...
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... by aliens
hmy:Now your idea makes perfect sense
Don't worry sirs, I AM still alive. I'm just taking a post-illness, holiday, writer's block vacation. I will return!
M'kay, as you guys may have realized I go through stages in between playthroughs where I drop off the radar for about a month before coming back (*hint hint)
Also, I'd like to say:
-Merry Christmas
-Happy Hanukkah
-Merry Atheist No Reason Gift Day
-Happy New Years
-Happy MLK Day
-Happy Robert E Lee Day (?)
Also, I'd like to say:
-Merry Christmas
-Happy Hanukkah
-Merry Atheist No Reason Gift Day
-Happy New Years
-Happy MLK Day
-Happy Robert E Lee Day (?)
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So, after my second consecutive break, (aliens are involved somehow) I’m back and possibly better than ever! (Although don’t get your hopes up…..)
On 11/23/1472, one of Bay-Bay’s last edicts as Sultan was to reform Khorasan’s despotic monarchy was replaced by a Feudal Monarchy. But all the foolish Khoris hated innovation, so they stared rising up “Red Dawn” style! (I assume.)
Then on a fateful December day, Baybur’s ubermench forces made a decisive victory against the Timurids in a war I had no idea was going on.
So much so that the Tim Tims conceded defeat and got attacked by the Muscovites.
Soon after, a giant metallic disk descended from the sky and delivered a message to Baybur that made him giggle like a 12-year old:
Here’s a report from the past:
Morocco is surviving Castile’s onslaughts! Cool!
Ze Polanders ‘nnexed za Lisuanians! Zis ist a glordious day for our mighty Kaiser! (I’m guessing Poles have Kaisers…..and German accents)
For no reason, we have NICE WOOL!
And Munster is still alive. As well as Cornwall.
So four years later, Khorasan’s stability was back on track. And Moscowy was out of Timuridland (for now…..)
No geographic art for today. Sorry, sirs.
*At the end of this chapter, you find a poorly scrawled note:
Oh…..hi guys….I’m…..good….
Just….taking a….break….sweet….vacation! Ow….punctuations hurt….
Surviving off of….Funions….entertainment through….sticky X-COM announcement issue of….Gameinformer….
Good…..times…..fun….times….
P.S.
Emotes….hurt….too….