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By July 30, 1477, Khorasan was a major power, if not THE major power in the Middle East. And it was all because of Bay-Bay Ibn Baysunker, (and the hugeness of Khorasan at the beginning of the game.) who had been ruling for EIGHT CHAPETERS and for nearly forty in-game years. How is this possible when in the average AAR, a leader lasts for about four updates? What made Bay-Bay live twice as long as the average EU3 monarch? When I, Wilhelm Tiffany Winklebotton, went to the Middle East (A Turkish Deli in my neighborhood) and researched (Tried to connect to WiFi in the deli) the subject, I found no conclusive evidence (The owners didn’t have WiFi. I tried to judo kick the owner, but ended up straining my thigh) Along with that, I was thrown in jail (self-explanatory) by the brooding security forces that were enacting martial law in the area. But, one man I found had a pretty convincing testament:
“Well I was rummagin through the garbage (on account of my syphilis) and I found a rat. I saw that it had one green eye and one blue eye. I said Well I aint never seen nouthin like afore! so I bit its head off (on account of my syphilis) so anyway, while I was drinking its blood, my friend Smokey, told me about this other dumpster down the street that he said a cat lived in. Well, I said, Is it an orange cat? Cause I used to have an orange cat named Snickers until I attacked it with a Burger King kids meal toy, (on account of my syphilis) then me and Snicker didnt talk no more. I miss Snickers more than I miss my pants. Hey, did you know I wasnt wearin any pants? I was wondering about that breeze. Anyway, about the alien. Me and Smokey went down to that dumpster but we didnt find no cat, so I beat Smokey with a McDonalds kids meal toy (on account of my syphilis)” ~ Jeeboo McCew, Alien victim
Poor Mr. McCew
He went on to say that after he attacked Smokey, he was probed by an alien in his sleep.
In July 13, 1477, due to the fact that Bay-Bay was SO OLD, people were getting mad. So Bay-Bay centralized the government more….
As always, Delhi needed Khorasan to bail it out again, so they declared war on the newly formed Punjab. Here’s how the war went:
Full ‘nnexation. Nice.
Also, on the Timurid front, they took Kohistan and Badakhshan for the win.
Then the Tims gave up again. Who wouldn’t surrender to Bay-Bay?
Here’s a world map. I circled Khorasan for those of you who don’t know where Iran is….
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