All right, here it is.
Disclaimer #1: This AAR is absolutely not guaranteed to be finished, or to be updated regularly, or to be updated at all.
Disclaimer #2: It will contain a number of jokes about 300 : the movie.
Disclaimer #3: I haven't read 300 : the comic.
Disclaimer #4: If you can't live with disclaimers 1 to 3 I'm not keeping you. If you stay, you hereby agree that the humor included in this AAR is of utmost quality and relevance and lose every right hereafter to complain about it.
Disclaimer #5: If you're still reading after disclaimers 1 to 4, I really don't know what can repel you. Oh yes. "300" jokes will.
Disclaimer #6: The readers of my previous AAR already know the first two chapters but will not get a refund anyway. Yes, I'm tough ALSO with my faithful readers. What did you expect? A politically correct AAR for the faint of heart? This is a SPARTA AAR, damn'it! Not a sissy "Fachoman VS the World - a Germany pwns all AAR"! There is true hardcore ahead!
Contents
Prologue
Prologue: reloaded
The attitude
Home of the brave
The Spanish Civil War
Sparta rules the waves!
Guitars of War
Spartanus universalis
Land of the Free
Thermopylae, reloaded (part 1)
Thermopylae, reloaded (part 2)
The Good, The Bad and the Spartan
Peace of the braves
Sparta B. Goode
Desperate Spartans
Y'aaar! We be Athenians!
Ogin i Voda
Operation Spear into China
Special edition
Dawn of the Red
Epilogue
This is SpAARta!
A Greek tragedy
Featuring a bunch of bodybuilded protofascists in the very plausible role of the defenders of democracy
A Greek tragedy
Featuring a bunch of bodybuilded protofascists in the very plausible role of the defenders of democracy
Disclaimer #1: This AAR is absolutely not guaranteed to be finished, or to be updated regularly, or to be updated at all.
Disclaimer #2: It will contain a number of jokes about 300 : the movie.
Disclaimer #3: I haven't read 300 : the comic.
Disclaimer #4: If you can't live with disclaimers 1 to 3 I'm not keeping you. If you stay, you hereby agree that the humor included in this AAR is of utmost quality and relevance and lose every right hereafter to complain about it.
Disclaimer #5: If you're still reading after disclaimers 1 to 4, I really don't know what can repel you. Oh yes. "300" jokes will.
Disclaimer #6: The readers of my previous AAR already know the first two chapters but will not get a refund anyway. Yes, I'm tough ALSO with my faithful readers. What did you expect? A politically correct AAR for the faint of heart? This is a SPARTA AAR, damn'it! Not a sissy "Fachoman VS the World - a Germany pwns all AAR"! There is true hardcore ahead!
Contents
Prologue
Prologue: reloaded
The attitude
Home of the brave
The Spanish Civil War
Sparta rules the waves!
Guitars of War
Spartanus universalis
Land of the Free
Thermopylae, reloaded (part 1)
Thermopylae, reloaded (part 2)
The Good, The Bad and the Spartan
Peace of the braves
Sparta B. Goode
Desperate Spartans
Y'aaar! We be Athenians!
Ogin i Voda
Operation Spear into China
Special edition
Dawn of the Red
Epilogue
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