The continued lack of MDS has caused me to be bored and write up some more non game updates.
ENJOY!
Chapter Eye Vee: Expect the unexpected. But not too much.
Top Secret Government Planning Room.
Discussion of Operation Hush-Hush - The invasion and taking of land in France.
His Britishness, Sean Bean - Chief of Army, Paul Merton - Chief of Navy, Ian Hislop - Chief of Air Force and Field Marshall Alan Davis are present.
Everyone is gathered around a table observing a map drawn by the Field Marshall.
His Britishness is first to speak.
"Umm, Alan, this appears to have been drawn with crayon"
"Yep, I had trouble staying in the lines, sorry"
"Oh that's ok dear. Oh, but look! You've rather cleverly drawn the divide formerly between East and West Germany!"
"Ummm, actually I ran out of yellow."
"Oh. Well proceed with your report."
"Righty ho. The red areas are Britain and bits that used to belong to Britain in France."
Sean Bean cuts in, "Yes and these are our objectives for the war. We will land in Calais, Normandy and Aquitaine then demand these pieces from the French."
Ian Hislop interrupts, "Why don't we just take the whole place? The French will surely surrender when they see Alan at the head of the 1st and Only Pointed Stick Division!"
Paul Merton confirms this but then continues, "Yes, but why would we want the rest?"
Everyone murmurs their agreement.
His Britishness interjects with the wisdom he is renowned for Britain-wide.
"This action will surely anger the EU, we'll have to use clever diplomacy and espionage to stop them from opposing us."
"Poison the major leaders under a guise of showing them a new healthy eating campaign?" asks Merton.
"Exactly, I'll go get Mr Oliver and Mr Connery."
A small voice from the corner, it's Mr Connery's.
"No need, I'm still here."