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Interlude: American Cabinet Meeting
8:00 April 1st, 1945
Washington D.C
“Good morning, everyone. I figure we better talk about the war effort. Stimson, what is the US currently producing?”
“An absolutely terrifying amount of aircraft carriers, mostly.”
“Hmmm, of course. Donovan, how close is the Manhattan Project to bearing-”
“SHHH!” Hoover said. “Someone here could be a spy. Maybe even… YOU!”
“I’m the President, Hoover.”
“Maybe your deep-cover.”
“That’s ridiculous!”
“Exactly what a spy would say! Of course a spy would deny being a spy, if you weren’t really a spy you wouldn’t deny it!”
“...”
“It’s the perfect crime! First, you become Vice-President, then you off Roosevelt, and become President! That way, you’d know all the deepest secrets of this nation! How did I not see it coming
?”
“Hoover, how do we know YOU’RE not the spy, trying to sow discontent?”
“Mr. Truman, I’m the head of the FBI.”
“Maybe you’re deep-cover.”
“That’s ridiculous! Oh… I see what you did there :unsure: …You win this round Mister, or should I say, COMRADE President!”
“Donovan?”
“Mr. President, the US is currently focused on developing new rocket technologies, and at Generals Eisenhower, MacArthur, and Patton’s requests, improving our artillery and armored capabilities… Oppenheimer believes he has figured out the secret to atomic weaponry, so as soon as we’re ready to provide the resources necessary, he could develop the technology in a matter of months.”
“Well that’s good news, at least. Any intelligence report Donovan?”
“Well, Germany is throwing lots of resources to the nuclear physicist Heisenberg. Also, a large building project is underway in Berlin, code-named PROJECT:
Surtr. I believe
Surtr to be a Nazi nuclear weapon project.”
“That’s worrying… when can they have a bomb, at the absolute earliest?”
“Well, that depends. I’d say 1948-49, but potentially earlier if Germany invests even more money into the project [If I enact die Wunderwaffen decision] or designs more advanced computers.”
“Hmm. Well, I want a quick military overview- General Eisenhower?”
“Sure thing, Mr. President. The situation in France:
We have 49 divisions in France, with 1 more on the way. This includes 5 out of our 7 armored divisions. The other 2 have been deployed to the Pacific, at General MacArthur’s request… morale amongst men remains low, and a determined German attack could conceivably wipe out what’s left of the army. We need reinforcements, or we need to redeploy our troops more efficiently…
In the Pacific, China is collapsing. They’re about to lose three field armies; a loss of soldiers and land like that is something not even China could recover from. I give them two months, maybe three given the terrain. And once we lose China…”
“We’ll lose India, too. Is there anything we can do about it?”
“Well, we could try landing in China or reinforcing Ind-”
“Now wait just a minute!” MacArthur barked. “I have a better idea- let’s just invade Japan proper!”
“Really? Can it be done, General?”
“I assure you it can, Mr. President. I’ll need 100 Marine divisions, 50 armored divisions, 300 infantry divisions, 100 strategic bombers and 20 atomic bombs first… at least.”
“Well, uh, I’m not sure we have those resources :mellow: .”
“No problem. I’ve already given orders to begin the build-up. We’re deploying land forces to Peleliu…
And I’ve deployed about several strategic bombers to Saipan, Guam and Woleai.”
“What!?” Eisenhower shouted. “You mean that’s what happened to our bombers? I was told they were undergoing repairs! So that’s the real reason we haven’t bombed Germany into submission? Because you decided to base almost our entire airforce to random islands in the Pacific?”
“War is all about misdirection, Ike, you know that.”
“Misdirecting your allies too? By the way those random islands don’t even have garrisons, what if the Japanese land troops? They’d destroy most of the USAAF!”
“…They aren’t random islands, I assure you there is a clever algorithm at work here. Besides, I’ve ordered the strategic bombers to engage in air superiority missions, so we won’t have to worry about paratroopers. And I’ve ordered the fighter pilots to sit around and twiddle their thumbs, so they won’t get bored.”
“ :wacko: I think you have that ass-backwards, Doug.”
“Misdirection is the ke-”
“Yeah, yeah. Well, I am hereby overriding your orders. Those bombers are going to retu-”
“Wait a minute- I understand what’s going on here now, Ike. YOU’RE THE SPY
!”
“ :huh: Doug, there is no spy. Hoover’s just paranoid.”
“You must be. That’s why you’re trying to prevent me from invading Japan, Mr. Eisenhower, or should I say, Eisenhower-
san!”
“Why would I be working for the Japanese, Doug?”
“Fine, fine, Herr Eisenhower.”
*Sigh* “Why would I be working for the Germans?”
“I don’t know, why would you!”
“Why would I?”
“… :unsure: Maybe you’re insane?”
“Not likely.”
“All crazy people think they’re sane, just like all spies deny being spies.”
“What are you saying?”
“I’m saying you are an insane German spy.”
“ :blink: Doug, that’s quite possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”
“Fine, an insane Japanese spy, whatever. Hoover, arrest this man!”
“But what if it turns out you’re the spy?” Hoover inquired.
“THAT’S ENOUGH!” Truman yelled. “Let’s just assume we’re ALL spies. Can’t we just work together to beat the Axis?”
“Hmm, beat the Axis… but not the Comintern? That’s an odd sentiment, COMRADE-”
“Shut up, Hoover.” Eisenhower said. “The President is right.”
“Of course the Great Leader Truman would be right, huh, Herr Eisenhower-
san.”
“For Christ’s sake, Doug, I’m not a Nazi or a Japanese spy
!”
“You just don’t think you are, because you’re insane.”
“I’m not insane!”
“Which is exactly what an insane spy WOULD say
hmy: !” Hoover exclaimed.
*The debate lasts for the remainder of the meeting. In the end, no spy plot is discovered. Hoover is not convinced.*
-End Meeting-
• I tried to keep the characteristic created by
zig_zac in his contribution.
• Sorry about the late posting. I’m currently involved in a play, which sucks up a lot of time, in addition to my schoolwork. The play opens this Thursday!
• I was wondering why I hadn’t been bombed to the Stone Age yet. Strategic bombers doing air superiority in the Pacific, that’s a new level of incompetence!
• I will conclude the Interlude hopefully this weekend, but again, don’t be surprised if it’s a little late.
• I changed the American cabinet a bit- I put Stimson (historical secretary of War at the time) in as Armaments minister and Donovan (head of OSS) as intelligence.