The is there going to be a dev diary senate session

[Snow Crystal]

Monday is F5 day and no dev's comments can stop it.

There's no DD planned for today, but I wish you luck with the F5ing.

 

[Trin Tragula]

There will be a diary today

 

[Snow Crystal]

Of course, I don't think that they're doing it just to taunt us! But that doesn't make it less frustrating.

We do it just to taunt you.
Now you might think I mean the plural 'you', but I don't.
And it definitely has nothing to do with the fact Fridays are usually packed with meetings, and we have to write them on Mondays.

 

[Snow Crystal]

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Relatable.

 

[Snow Crystal]

but my F5 is borken already ToT ....

Don't know why, when the DD is already live

Imperator DD #101 - A Most Auspicious Number

Salvete Omnes! It’s been a while since you heard from me or the Sthlm team, so I’m here to do a few things today. Firstly, there’s a few points of confusion to clear up! The team down at Thalassic began working on Imperator early this year...

forum.paradoxplaza.com

 

[Snow Crystal]

Senators!!!

Did you also wake up today feeling very entitled to a DD?

Wow, you're starting early today.

 

[Snow Crystal]

I hope theres an office sweepstake on when the first call for a DD comes each monday.

This is actually a pretty good idea... Hmm...

 

[Snow Crystal]

The Boni demand no change in release time of Dev Dairies. 14:15 = 14:15. Its the way we have always done it and how we will continue to do it.

Ok Boni.

 

[Snow Crystal]

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Yer late!

If you thought that was me promising anything, I'm afraid you're going to be deeply disappointed my dear Lambert It's not me writing it, after all, so I can't do much about when it's out

 

[Trin Tragula]

What we have here is nothing less than a open display of contempt for us - the honorable Boni - and for our most resonable request of maintaining the traditional time for dd-release that is 14:15 - as it has always been.

Personally I am looking forward to posters channeling the Optimates and the Populares stance on DD release.
We cannot really release a diary until the full Senate has been heard. I would argue this should be evident to the Boni and is in line with the traditions of our ancestors.

 

[Trin Tragula]

(also a diary is being written)

 

[Snow Crystal]

If its Monday where you life, you can start.

 

[Snow Crystal]

Maybe joachim the ❄ is writing it today? Else he’d be here, taunting us...

Thankfully, I am not. @Trin Tragula is writing it.

 

[Snow Crystal]

Unrest +1/minute DD is overdue.

That sounds like it is going to be problematic pretty quickly then.
Time to release the Imperator sub-forum as a client state.

 

[Snow Crystal]

Dibs being the new monarch

Hm, good point.
I guess it does make sense to put a corrupt skilled official in charge that can take care of the propaganda administrative work.

 

[Snow Crystal]

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@Snow Crystal is not summoned yet. We need him to complete “Wen DD”.
Salve

TOO SOON! YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON, WESUM!

 

[Snow Crystal]

No DD yet?! The Rhine legions revolt! Vitellius is coming to eat you, devs!

 

[Snow Crystal]

Do we need sacrifices? asking politely maybe?

You need sacrifices.
Hopefully in the form of pizza.

 

[Snow Crystal]

 

[Snow Crystal]

Ok, this has gone far enough, what the actual @$%# is going on? like are they writing the mother of all DDs or did they forget? or has some calamity struck? this ceased being acceptable and started becoming concerning like an hour ago

@Devs is everything alright?

We actually use a ouija board to write our Dev Diaries, and the spirits were hard to convince today. It's up soon-ish though. Probably.