I look at Sicily and ponder. They're in a PU under Aragon, who will no doubt inherit them eventually. If I DOW, I won't be able to make peace unless I make peace with Aragon, which could prove tricky if Castile doesn't come in. Castile has an alliance with Aragon and great relations, but their relations with Sicily itself are rather poor. I have a 45% chance of fabricating claims on Abruzzi. Hmm....
Anyway, for the moment I'm waiting for Land 10 and better troops.
Austria annexes Wallachia. In case they needed to be bigger.
I get an offer to join the HRE. Why not? The northern HRE has been consolidating very slowly, but the number of members is starting to drop. Unusually, the biggest player in the North is a 5-province Gelre.
Persia takes three provinces from the Ottomans, including one in Europe. The Turks are down to three. And Persia annexes Dulkadir, for good measure.
I hit Land 10 and upgrade my infantry to Free Shooters. Fire just isn't very important at this tech level.
Attempt to infiltrate Sicily's spies and fail. Attempt to fabricate claims on Abruzzi and fail. Send a gift to Mantua for 0.00 relation gain. Nice going, guys.
The Palatinate goes Protestant. I resort to accepting Mantua's offer of a trade agreement and they still refuse annexation.
They say trouble comes in threes – I wonder what's next?
France finally makes white peace with England and immediately annexes Riga. That'll do.
And after yet another round of gifts and diplomats Mantua finally accepts. Maybe my luck's turned. I build the workshop they somehow forgot and try Abruzzi again.
Nope. Another 100 ducats down the drain.
The Timurids and Delhi go up against Persia and Lithuania. Could be a real clash of the titans.
Parma is a core. Good.
Now the Protestant idiots in the Palatinate and Hesse try to grab Lithuania's Bohemian provinces and get jumped themselves by a Catholic minor alliance. Likewise good.
And three failures out of three in Abruzzi. Not good.
Luneberg goes Protestant. The HRE badly needs my influence.
And Corfu DOWs the Ottomans, bringing in Burgundy. Time for the final Turk stomp?
Rats. Crimea is with the Ottomans and they're alliance leader. That means Corfu & Burgundy probably won't be able to make the separate peaces I need them to make.
And now Saxony goes Protestant. Cut it out!
Innocentius crushes the Turkish army in Thrace – and dies in the moment of victory, thus upholding Papal tradition. On the plus side, Pius III is a great administrator – and I actually have the money for a real general. Rafaello Zara (4/2/1/1) takes up the baton.
While the cat's away, the mice will play. Revolt in Verona, which Austria emphatically squashes for me, using 40,000 troops to do it. Thanks, I think.
The Ottomans are attempting to siege Corfu. I charge merrily in pursuit and run into a few rebels on the way.
About 15,000 rebels, to be exact. Ouch.
Crete declares war on Athens. Austria supports Crete. Sorry, Athens, but it's like this....
Aragon, Castile, Portugal and Sicily declare war on Athens. OK, I wanted a war with Sicily but not this one!
I reach Gov 12 and start mass-building Constables.
Crete annexes Athens. I take Salonica and Thrace and make peace with the Ottomans, giving Smyrna to Burgundy. Burgundy is overrunning Crimea, but Crimea won't make peace for money. Idiots.
Now Austria and friends (including Burgundy) DOW the Ottomans. Let's hope they're satisfied with Salonica.
Level-3 Statesman available. Probably an improvement on a level-2 Artist. And while I'm about it, I trade my level-3 Artist for a newer model.
Crimea is actually at war with Burgundy twice. Not sure how this is going to work out if I make peace...
...Of course, if they go on refusing offers, I'll never know.
Trade 12 reached. Up to the historical limit.
Ooh. Crimea makes peace with Austria, releasing Trebizond and Georgia and giving up cores on the Austrian Black Sea possessions, but without the Ottomans losing territory. The Burgundian-controlled Crimean provinces are returned to Crimean control, even though they're still at war. I make white peace quickly, before everyone gets too confused.
Best thing about the war was three rounds of war taxes, which gave me enough money to finish the constables.
My prestige is in the toilet (-54!) after the Athens affair. I squish a rebellion in Venice (just to be nice), take a slider push to Free Subjects and try to annex Milan, but they're not buying.
Coming up to the end of the truce with the Ottomans. I need someone else to fight them first and take that last province.
Crunch! Austria (with Hungary, Poland, Burgundy, Georgia & Trebizond, but not Crete, who dishonoured) DOWs Persia. That I did not see coming.
Land 12 reached. Now for Trade 13 and Marketplaces.
The Spanish alliance (& Sicily) DOWs Crete. Serve 'em right.
Cyprus & France join the dogpile on Crete. War is breaking out all over the HRE as the Protestants make trouble again and the Gelre alliance clashes with Denmark.
I annex Milan (yay!), ally with Savoy (at last), get a core on Modena and am just ready to call it a day when Corfu DOWs Crete. It seems slightly excessive, given that Portugal holds Crete and Aragon is sieging Athens, but it costs nothing, so I accept and take war taxes.
Trier vassalises the Palatinate, but sadly does not force them to renounce their heresy. Castile vassalises Crete and forces the release of Athens – thank you, Castile. I try to make peace for ducats but Crete says no. Someone with a fleet put them out of my misery, please.
The Palatinate, obviously not as defeated as they should have been, annexes Alsace. Someone rid me of these cursed heretics.
It's Cyprus who finally get an army to Crete. I take their money, Burgundy vassalises them, Cyprus annexes them. Hah. If you'd left Athens alone, none of that would have happened.