This is my 666th post, so in honor of that significant fact
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In the first two years of peace, we established TPs at Tobago, Caribe, Tahiti, Hanoi, Yaraguay and Tampico. Then we upgraded Monterey and Hanoi to colonies. And then? And then? And then?
Eh eh! And then along came Jones! oops, sorry, wrong song.
And then on 30 Jan 1699, Aus (P-L, Chi, Gra) declared against Bohemia, while Brandenburg rejoined the alliance. That started the first half of a double BB war: 51 months of war with only one night of peace.
Russia declared against us on 13 Mar, followed four days later by France (Lor). Then came Venice (Ned, Eng, Sco, Sax, Hann, Iro) on 16 Apr, and finally TO (Hans, Den) on 14 May. All our allies joined in on all but the first of these.
On 4 Oct 1699 we forced France to cede their colony at Fox, the city of Sacramento, and cash. On 2 Jan 1700 we demanded cash of the Iroquois and that Venice cede the Dutch TPs at Taiwan and Timur (England had made a separate peace with one of my allies). Later that month we founded a TP at Martinique.
On 20 Feb Sweden (Tur) declared against us, and China reneged on our alliance; this, I would never forget! Meanwhile, on 6 Apr we demanded Connecticut and Macquarie from England. Austria finished off Bohemia on 16 Jun, and we converted Connecticut in Jul. 20 Aug was a very busy day in the office: TO offered Pskov and their TPs at St Martin and Maramibo; we demanded Anatolia, Smyrna and cash from Turkey; offered a truce to Sweden; and demanded cash from Russia. That allowed us to sleep in peace that night.
And then? And then? And then?
I've been saving my 666th post for this: with but one day left on my CB vs. China, we declared war on them on 21 Aug 1700, making this a double header of a BB war. On 18 Sep Spain (Fra) decided to join the fun, having sat out the first half; our allies joined in. On 1 Dec we torched much of Spain's "empire" and demanded the remaining TPs at Tocuvo and Talca, cash, and the French TP at Talahasee.
Sweden broke truce on 16 Dec, bringing Turkey along for another wooping; this time only P-L stood by our side. Renegade Austria declared against us on 21 Feb 1701, which is a good thing because I've been letting the AI choose my missions, and for about 20~30 years it's ALWAYS chosen "conquer Styria" while Austria has been my ally (I'm in last place on missions at -58 : Spain is first with more points than they have overall).
In Apr we founded a TP at Ceram. Turkey was forced to cede Macedonia, Hellas and cash on 8 Jun. Later that month Monterey became a city, and in Oct we founded a TP at Samar. Sweden offered Onega on 4 Jan 1702, and in Feb we converted Macquerie. On 21 Mar we demanded Styria and lots o' cash from Austria. Over the next year we founded TPs at Buru, Vitu Levu, Nehalem and Kentucky. And finally, on 30 Apr 1703 the last Chinese province fell; at one point I had had five different seiges under way.
-Pat "I'm not bad, I'm just evil"