Just what the world needs.....Yet another version of CSI.
CS csi
Can there be any lower hanging fruit?
Lemme guess.......the solution to this DLC will be....... Add! Add! Add! More police stations!
Yippie!
Cims protesting a nuclear power plant? Aren't they about 50 years too late? Protesting what? Are they protesting burning oil? So the cops will come and break some skulls? I don't get the end game of the whole protesting thing. A group of cims. Yeah and so? To me this is just like cable cars. Less than 1% use them but for whatever reason we had to have them. Cims tell me their displeasure with happiness. I need to see a group of them too? I'm putting this entire concept in my minds eye and isn't just another method of showing me happiness? Do I really need two? And do I have to go out and search these protesters to find out the issue? And if I know CS, there won't be a way to pacify the protesters, or educate them etc. It will just be arrest them? Or better yet do they just fade away? LOL, I throw down a park and they shut up?
And what's my frame rate going to be after this debacle is added? Oh this will improve my rigs performance I'm so sure. It is after all the CS way....keep adding and adding and adding and adding regardless of what works or works as designed etc.
So I'll get to add routes for the police to travel? Then when the crime is solved, I then get the joy of disengaging all those travel routes? That is a BIG yippie! So when I forget, as we all will, we will all get to spend countless hours adding and removing police routes?
OMG you guys, this sounds like so much fun. Drawing and removing lines. Drawing and removing lines over and over and over again. Just typing it makes me smile!
Bus routes, busses with poles on the roofs routes, ferry routes, train routes etc. and now multiple police cars per station routes to program? Oh, yes! Sign me up! This DLC will be adding fun by the lines!!!
Why does the future just not exist in this game on any level? Busses attached to wires. A 100+ year old (clears throat) technology. This is what we get. And now, I'm going to have to micromanage crimes and police routes and sentencing and courts and probation and the solution the only solution will be to once again as it has always been.... just add add add. In this case just add more police stations. B-O-R-I-N-G
I'll give CS $6 (half price) not to produce this dead end.
Reminds me of SH...... ok...... so there is a crime added, fishing without a license. I as mayor just get the crime. I get nothing from CS csi, to curb this behavior other than to add another police station and arrest every cim. No education. No harbor police. No "um, I'm the mayor, I'll just sell more licenses. Duh." No "Only you can prevent forest fires." We get nothing as mayors from CS but the one and only solution to this game forever and ever which is to ADD ADD ADD.
Want an upgrade? Add more population!
Want to curb crime? Add more police stations!
Want to enhance your mayoral experience? Add more mods!
My frame rate will drop along with my mayoral fun factor however my bank account will not as I would never pay for this. Pay for the privilege of adding more police stations? Naw, I can do that now. Why would I pay $12 or $15 to do so when I can do it for free now? It makes no mayoral cents
I am also very aware that opinions are like buttholes in that everybody has one.
And that one line was written as a valley girl so yes you read it correctly