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"Jan 12 - A 300g 'gift' to the state.
Ernst: Why is the word 'gift' in quotation marks?
Ludwig: I have no idea. *hides bloody 2x4*"
Awesome,just awesome.
Ernst: Why is the word 'gift' in quotation marks?
Ludwig: I have no idea. *hides bloody 2x4*"
Awesome,just awesome.
Ernst much more deserves a title...
Other than that, smart to discover DA. It would've been even smarter if you had done so sooner
Other than that, smart to discover DA. It would've been even smarter if you had done so sooner
How the heck (for lack of, or inability to use, a better word) did you get so hated?! *jaw drops*
Anyway, hoping you can somehow make your way through the eternal madhouse that is the European continent (in the game that is, though I don't doubt the description's relevancy for RL ) and lead Bavaria to greatness... again!
And don't ever lose that charmingly witty (or downright inanely hilarious, in some cases) style of yours! :rofl:
Anyway, hoping you can somehow make your way through the eternal madhouse that is the European continent (in the game that is, though I don't doubt the description's relevancy for RL
) and lead Bavaria to greatness... again!And don't ever lose that charmingly witty (or downright inanely hilarious, in some cases) style of yours!
:rofl:
Just realized I haven't posted a single reply to this thread
The game changes, the humor stays!
The game changes, the humor stays!
All I can say is...
COOL!!!!
Make up my own song...
Sieg für Bavaria!
Kein folgt(step) zurück!
Die zweite Germania!
Wir sind die erste Bayerische reich!
Nähe alle unser deutsche brüdern sind todt
Und alle die welt hasse uns
Das ist kein problem,
Weil wir sind ein Bayerische reich!
Ludwig und Ernst sind das beste
Ohne dem, wir nicht hab sieg...
Ist Ludwig ein sehr gut könig?
Ja, ja, ja weil dies ist ein Bayerische reich!
Yes, I know the german is just awful, but still it's a good anthem
COOL!!!!
Make up my own song...
Sieg für Bavaria!
Kein folgt(step) zurück!
Die zweite Germania!
Wir sind die erste Bayerische reich!
Nähe alle unser deutsche brüdern sind todt
Und alle die welt hasse uns
Das ist kein problem,
Weil wir sind ein Bayerische reich!
Ludwig und Ernst sind das beste
Ohne dem, wir nicht hab sieg...
Ist Ludwig ein sehr gut könig?
Ja, ja, ja weil dies ist ein Bayerische reich!
Yes, I know the german is just awful, but still it's a good anthem
Walter Model said:All I can say is...
COOL!!!!
Make up my own song...
Sieg für Bavaria!
Kein folgt(step) zurück!
Die zweite Germania!
Wir sind die erste Bayerische reich!
Nähe alle unser deutsche brüdern sind todt
Und alle die welt hasse uns
Das ist kein problem,
Weil wir sind ein Bayerische reich!
Ludwig und Ernst sind das beste
Ohne dem, wir nicht hab sieg...
Ist Ludwig ein sehr gut könig?
Ja, ja, ja weil dies ist ein Bayerische reich!
Yes, I know the german is just awful, but still it's a good anthem
Dude,you got WAY too much spare time... :rofl:
1459
Feb 1 - Switch to full land investment after noticing France is two levels higher than us.
Nov 24 - Accept a claim of nobility.
Ludwig: I, Ludwig of Bavaria, do knight you Sir Walter Model for composing the new Bavarian National Anthem.
Sir Walter:
1460
1461
Jan 2 - +1 Centralization. You may notice, I like all power in my hands.
Ludwig: Who doesn't?!
1462
1463
Apr 2 - The Alliance with Champagne expires. Unsurprisingly, they refuse a new alliance.
Ludwig: Somebody leaked our secret plans for diploannexation!
Ernst: Sir, you painted those plans on the outside of the castle.
Ludwig: And?! I clearly painted "Do Not Read" above it!
Jun 2 - Political crisis.
Game: No stab for you!
Sept 1 - Land tech now lvl 5.
Me: JOY!
1464
Jun 1 - Gotland province revolts.
Ludwig: We must crush them!
Ernst: We have no transports, sir.
Ludwig: Then we'll swim!
Ernst: Killer sharks, sir.
Ludwig: Shoot them!
Ernst: Saltwater rust jams the guns, sir.
Ludwig: ... Stay home and drink beer?
Ernst: Good choice, sir.
1465
May 1 - Finally back up to +3 stab.
1466
Aug 2 - Diploannex Croatia. (37.4/41)
Dec 3 -
Ludwig: Alright, who're we DA-ing next?
Ernst: *checks list* Gotland?
Ludwig: Didn't we already own Gotland?
Ernst: Now, we owned Gotland province. Gotland is in Salzburg.
Ludwig: O...k...
1467
Jan 4 - DA Gotland (38.2/41)
Ludwig: And now it's no longer a problem.
Feb 26 - Reformation of the Army. +1000 Investment.
Ernst: Sir, I'm somewhat concerned about where all this money is coming from...
Ludwig: What? Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay.
Ernst: Oh, good, I thought you were killing peo- what?!
May 2 - Infrastructure lvl 3. We can now build refineries!
Ludwig: Why aren't we building a refinery?
Ernst: None of our provinces make alcohol, sir.
Ludwig: We have this hugeass empire in the middle of Germany, and no provinces make alcohol?!
Ernst: Yep.
Ludwig: Well, go get one that does!
Aug 18 - Strassburg diplo'ed. (39/41)
Oct 27 - The peasants are unhappy.
Ludwig: Normally we don't care, but they're setting stuff on fire this time.
One revolt is put down, but this other is in England, and we still have no transports.
1468
1469
Mar 3 - Finally can afford to begin the refinery in Alsace.
Ludwig: HOW CAN YOU CHARGE THAT MUCH FOR A BUILDING?! THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
1470
Nov 17 - France DAs what's left of England.
1471
Jan 2 - +1 Centralization
May 1 - The English return! That province that was revolting way back when declares itself England. We give them our two other English provinces.
1472
Jan 26 - Finally get +1 stab and some damn noble gets killed. Good news, he needs a replacement.
King: Congratulations, Ludwig, I now appoint you as Regent!
Ludwig: Sweet!
Ernst:
Ludwig: And I appoint Ernst as Duke of Oberbayern.
Ernst: *faint*
Feb 1 - Land lvl 6.
1473
Ludwig: Ernst?
Ernst: Yeah.
Ludwig: It's been too damn long since we annexed something.
Ernst: True.
Mar 19 - Tirol is DA'ed. (36.5/41)
Ernst: Better?
Ludwig: Kinda. I think we should get a few more.
Ernst: *releases Georgia*
Ludwig: *chokes* WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!
Ernst: Notice the magical number board, sir.
MNB: 34.5/41
Ludwig: Hey... it went down... That means.... WE CAN D-A MORE!
Bavarians: HUZZAH!
1474
May 21 - Steirmark DA'ed. Their vassal, Hungary, escaped. We try to DA them, but those tricky Huns managed to get into a seperate alliance.
Ludwig: Their time will come...oh yes... mwahaha
Oct 30 - Royal Hunt
Ludwig: Be wewy, wewy qwiet. We'w hunting pagans.
Ernst: THERE HE IS!
Pagan: *Godzilla roar* *spews fire*
Ludwig: Run away!
1475
Apr 1 - DA Albania (36.5/41)
Oct 3 - DA Ragusa (37.3/41)
Ludwig: It makes the border look nicer.
Nov 23 - Hire a foreign drill instructor. (+1 Offense, +1 Quality)
Ernst: Uh, sir? Are you sure this is a good idea? Which nation has drill instructors better than ours?
Drill Instructor: Privyet, German 'troops'. I am Ivan. You are pathetic scum. You do not impress me quickly, I eat your 'privyets' in stew.
Troops: SIR, YES SIR! PLEASE DON'T, SIR!
1476
1477
1478
Jan 24 - Meteor sighted.
Peasant: More than sighted, it hit my wife! There is a loving God!
Sept 12 - We discover the friendly people of Transoxania. We say friendly, since they ask us to form an alliance right after introducing themselves. We accept.
Ludwig: It's nice to have someone that doesn't hate you.
Nov 1 - Pay off a loan we got sometime.
The Bavarian Empire
Feb 1 - Switch to full land investment after noticing France is two levels higher than us.
Nov 24 - Accept a claim of nobility.
Ludwig: I, Ludwig of Bavaria, do knight you Sir Walter Model for composing the new Bavarian National Anthem.
Sir Walter:
1460
1461
Jan 2 - +1 Centralization. You may notice, I like all power in my hands.
Ludwig: Who doesn't?!
1462
1463
Apr 2 - The Alliance with Champagne expires. Unsurprisingly, they refuse a new alliance.
Ludwig: Somebody leaked our secret plans for diploannexation!
Ernst: Sir, you painted those plans on the outside of the castle.
Ludwig: And?! I clearly painted "Do Not Read" above it!
Jun 2 - Political crisis.
Game: No stab for you!
Sept 1 - Land tech now lvl 5.
Me: JOY!
1464
Jun 1 - Gotland province revolts.
Ludwig: We must crush them!
Ernst: We have no transports, sir.
Ludwig: Then we'll swim!
Ernst: Killer sharks, sir.
Ludwig: Shoot them!
Ernst: Saltwater rust jams the guns, sir.
Ludwig: ... Stay home and drink beer?
Ernst: Good choice, sir.
1465
May 1 - Finally back up to +3 stab.
1466
Aug 2 - Diploannex Croatia. (37.4/41)
Dec 3 -
Ludwig: Alright, who're we DA-ing next?
Ernst: *checks list* Gotland?
Ludwig: Didn't we already own Gotland?
Ernst: Now, we owned Gotland province. Gotland is in Salzburg.
Ludwig: O...k...
1467
Jan 4 - DA Gotland (38.2/41)
Ludwig: And now it's no longer a problem.
Feb 26 - Reformation of the Army. +1000 Investment.
Ernst: Sir, I'm somewhat concerned about where all this money is coming from...
Ludwig: What? Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay.
Ernst: Oh, good, I thought you were killing peo- what?!
May 2 - Infrastructure lvl 3. We can now build refineries!
Ludwig: Why aren't we building a refinery?
Ernst: None of our provinces make alcohol, sir.
Ludwig: We have this hugeass empire in the middle of Germany, and no provinces make alcohol?!
Ernst: Yep.
Ludwig: Well, go get one that does!
Aug 18 - Strassburg diplo'ed. (39/41)
Oct 27 - The peasants are unhappy.
Ludwig: Normally we don't care, but they're setting stuff on fire this time.
One revolt is put down, but this other is in England, and we still have no transports.
1468
1469
Mar 3 - Finally can afford to begin the refinery in Alsace.
Ludwig: HOW CAN YOU CHARGE THAT MUCH FOR A BUILDING?! THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
1470
Nov 17 - France DAs what's left of England.
1471
Jan 2 - +1 Centralization
May 1 - The English return! That province that was revolting way back when declares itself England. We give them our two other English provinces.
1472
Jan 26 - Finally get +1 stab and some damn noble gets killed. Good news, he needs a replacement.
King: Congratulations, Ludwig, I now appoint you as Regent!
Ludwig: Sweet!
Ernst:
Ludwig: And I appoint Ernst as Duke of Oberbayern.
Ernst:
*faint* Feb 1 - Land lvl 6.
1473
Ludwig: Ernst?
Ernst: Yeah.
Ludwig: It's been too damn long since we annexed something.
Ernst: True.
Mar 19 - Tirol is DA'ed. (36.5/41)
Ernst: Better?
Ludwig: Kinda. I think we should get a few more.
Ernst: *releases Georgia*
Ludwig: *chokes* WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!
Ernst: Notice the magical number board, sir.
MNB: 34.5/41
Ludwig: Hey... it went down... That means.... WE CAN D-A MORE!
Bavarians: HUZZAH!
1474
May 21 - Steirmark DA'ed. Their vassal, Hungary, escaped. We try to DA them, but those tricky Huns managed to get into a seperate alliance.
Ludwig: Their time will come...oh yes... mwahaha
Oct 30 - Royal Hunt
Ludwig: Be wewy, wewy qwiet. We'w hunting pagans.
Ernst: THERE HE IS!
Pagan: *Godzilla roar* *spews fire*
Ludwig: Run away!
1475
Apr 1 - DA Albania (36.5/41)
Oct 3 - DA Ragusa (37.3/41)
Ludwig: It makes the border look nicer.
Nov 23 - Hire a foreign drill instructor. (+1 Offense, +1 Quality)
Ernst: Uh, sir? Are you sure this is a good idea? Which nation has drill instructors better than ours?
Drill Instructor: Privyet, German 'troops'. I am Ivan. You are pathetic scum. You do not impress me quickly, I eat your 'privyets' in stew.
Troops: SIR, YES SIR! PLEASE DON'T, SIR!
1476
1477
1478
Jan 24 - Meteor sighted.
Peasant: More than sighted, it hit my wife! There is a loving God!
Sept 12 - We discover the friendly people of Transoxania. We say friendly, since they ask us to form an alliance right after introducing themselves. We accept.
Ludwig: It's nice to have someone that doesn't hate you.
Nov 1 - Pay off a loan we got sometime.
The Bavarian Empire
Ludwig: I, Ludwig of Bavaria, do knight you Sir Walter Model for composing the new Bavarian National Anthem.
Sir Walter :
YAY! Couldn't put my reply to that better
:rofl: That song wasn't so bad though.Rocketman said:Nov 24 - Accept a claim of nobility.
Ludwig: I, Ludwig of Bavaria, do knight you Sir Walter Model for composing the new Bavarian National Anthem.
Sir Walter:
1479
Jan 2 - Decide to DA northern Germany.
Apr 6 - Plans cancelled. All those states are already in alliances.
Ludwig: Accursed game rules!
Nov 27 - The peasants are unhappy again. But, they're all defeated by January.
1480
Jul 6 - Break the alliance with Transoxania after we figure out they're the alliance leader.
King: Bavaria submits to no one!
Aug 7 - DA Thessolonkie
Ludwig: No country should exist that I can't spell.
Ernst: Hey guys, do we know a "Bauaria?"
Aug 17 - Poland DA's Slovakia!
King: Unacceptable! We are the only ones allowed to diploannex!
1481
Jan 21 - Norway DA's Sweden!
King: Stop that! Stop it right now!
Mar 10 - Bring Munster and Hungary into our alliance.
Jun 30 - +1 Centralization.
Nov 19 - Scandal in the court!
Ernst: Sir?
Ludwig: Don't look at me, I was in Munster at the time.
Ernst: That's who the scandal is with!
Ludwig: ... Royal immunity! *flee*
1482
Apr 16 - We make a friend, Italy!
1483
1484
Feb 3 - Munster becomes our vassal.
Mar 6 - Apparently, this irritates the French, and they DoW us. We're both at tech level 7.
Ludwig: Ahh, Germans fighting French. It just feels right, you know?
The war was fairly dull. While Bavarian troops marched into France unopposed, the French generals decided that they could win the war by seiging Novogorod. :wacko:
Meanwhile, we get a Royal Marriage to Italy.
Ludwig: I like you. It's going to be sad when I have to conquer you.
ItaKing:
1485
Sept 20 - The French refuse all peace offers until Paris falls. Then they give in, ceding Nivernais and 25g.
Ludwig: I threatened to hang that painting of me in the Love.
Ernst: 'Louvre'.
1486
Feb 14 - DA Bosnia.
Nov 10 - DA Bulgaria.
Dec 1 - Bulgaria declares independence from us.
King: Um...can they do that?
Ludwig: Cheaters!
1487
Nov 9 - Annex Bulgaria again. Badboy now 42/42.
Ernst: That...that's way too close...
Release Sweden and Gotland. (40/42)
Ernst: Better...I guess.
DA Serbia (41/42)
Ernst: Sir! Quit pushing buttons!
Ludwig: Aww...
1488
1489
1490
Jan 24 - Another political crisis. 0 stab.
Oct 20 - Georgia quits being our vassal.
Nov 20 - Sweden quits being our vassal.
Ludwig: They will pay...
1491
Jan 24 - Heretic revolts in Hellas. Apparently, these are prolific heretics, since a city of 10,000 somehow raised 42,000 armed troops.
Ludwig: Whatever's in that water, I want some of it.
Jun 1 - Land lvl 10, Bosnia revolts.
Aug 1 - Nivernais revolts.
King: ENOUGH! KING CRUSH!
Nov 5 - Rebels defeated on all three provinces.
Dec 29 - Give cities old rights to avoid stab hit. (-1 Centralization)
1492
Jan 1 - Move slider +1 Centralization.
Ludwig: Progress!
Jul 12 - Helvetia is now our vassal, along with Munster and Hungary. All three are also our allies.
Aug 20 - Hellas is finally recaptured. The rebels took the fortress before they were defeated.
1493
Jul 9 - Reassert our claims on Poland.
King: Hey, wasn't my great-grandad King of Poland?
Ludwig: Yep.
King:
Oct 23 - Bavaria attacks Poland. Lithuania and some other countries go to Poland's aid.
This was another 'dull' war. Poland had a land tech of 4, while Bavaria had 10.
Ludwig: Are they... are they throwing pebbles at us?
1495
Jan 19 - Lithuania gets out while the getting's good. We get 82g to not rip them in half.
Sept 22 - While we're still occupied in...well, occupying Poland, France attacks!
Ludwig: Give them Nivernais and tell them to shut up.
Sept 23 - They do.
Oct 9 - Peace with Poland, taking four border provinces. They don't cost any badboy because they're cores.
1496
Mar 23 - DA Hungary
Jul 2 - DA Munster (41.2/42)
1497
Jul 2 - Spains arrives late to the party and DA's England. This is the third time England has been destroyed in this mega-campaign.
1498
Quiet management. Boring.
The Bavarian Empire. Not boring.
Red x's are blue-colored countries that aren't Bavaria.
Jan 2 - Decide to DA northern Germany.
Apr 6 - Plans cancelled. All those states are already in alliances.
Ludwig: Accursed game rules!
Nov 27 - The peasants are unhappy again. But, they're all defeated by January.
1480
Jul 6 - Break the alliance with Transoxania after we figure out they're the alliance leader.
King: Bavaria submits to no one!
Aug 7 - DA Thessolonkie
Ludwig: No country should exist that I can't spell.
Ernst: Hey guys, do we know a "Bauaria?"
Aug 17 - Poland DA's Slovakia!
King: Unacceptable! We are the only ones allowed to diploannex!
1481
Jan 21 - Norway DA's Sweden!
King: Stop that! Stop it right now!
Mar 10 - Bring Munster and Hungary into our alliance.
Jun 30 - +1 Centralization.
Nov 19 - Scandal in the court!
Ernst: Sir?
Ludwig: Don't look at me, I was in Munster at the time.
Ernst: That's who the scandal is with!
Ludwig: ... Royal immunity! *flee*
1482
Apr 16 - We make a friend, Italy!
1483
1484
Feb 3 - Munster becomes our vassal.
Mar 6 - Apparently, this irritates the French, and they DoW us. We're both at tech level 7.
Ludwig: Ahh, Germans fighting French. It just feels right, you know?
The war was fairly dull. While Bavarian troops marched into France unopposed, the French generals decided that they could win the war by seiging Novogorod. :wacko:
Meanwhile, we get a Royal Marriage to Italy.
Ludwig: I like you. It's going to be sad when I have to conquer you.
ItaKing:
1485
Sept 20 - The French refuse all peace offers until Paris falls. Then they give in, ceding Nivernais and 25g.
Ludwig: I threatened to hang that painting of me in the Love.
Ernst: 'Louvre'.
1486
Feb 14 - DA Bosnia.
Nov 10 - DA Bulgaria.
Dec 1 - Bulgaria declares independence from us.
King: Um...can they do that?
Ludwig: Cheaters!
1487
Nov 9 - Annex Bulgaria again. Badboy now 42/42.
Ernst: That...that's way too close...
Release Sweden and Gotland. (40/42)
Ernst: Better...I guess.
DA Serbia (41/42)
Ernst: Sir! Quit pushing buttons!
Ludwig: Aww...
1488
1489
1490
Jan 24 - Another political crisis. 0 stab.
Oct 20 - Georgia quits being our vassal.
Nov 20 - Sweden quits being our vassal.
Ludwig: They will pay...
1491
Jan 24 - Heretic revolts in Hellas. Apparently, these are prolific heretics, since a city of 10,000 somehow raised 42,000 armed troops.
Ludwig: Whatever's in that water, I want some of it.
Jun 1 - Land lvl 10, Bosnia revolts.
Aug 1 - Nivernais revolts.
King: ENOUGH! KING CRUSH!
Nov 5 - Rebels defeated on all three provinces.
Dec 29 - Give cities old rights to avoid stab hit. (-1 Centralization)
1492
Jan 1 - Move slider +1 Centralization.
Ludwig: Progress!
Jul 12 - Helvetia is now our vassal, along with Munster and Hungary. All three are also our allies.
Aug 20 - Hellas is finally recaptured. The rebels took the fortress before they were defeated.
1493
Jul 9 - Reassert our claims on Poland.
King: Hey, wasn't my great-grandad King of Poland?
Ludwig: Yep.
King:
Oct 23 - Bavaria attacks Poland. Lithuania and some other countries go to Poland's aid.
This was another 'dull' war. Poland had a land tech of 4, while Bavaria had 10.
Ludwig: Are they... are they throwing pebbles at us?
1495
Jan 19 - Lithuania gets out while the getting's good. We get 82g to not rip them in half.
Sept 22 - While we're still occupied in...well, occupying Poland, France attacks!
Ludwig: Give them Nivernais and tell them to shut up.
Sept 23 - They do.
Oct 9 - Peace with Poland, taking four border provinces. They don't cost any badboy because they're cores.
1496
Mar 23 - DA Hungary
Jul 2 - DA Munster (41.2/42)
1497
Jul 2 - Spains arrives late to the party and DA's England. This is the third time England has been destroyed in this mega-campaign.
1498
Quiet management. Boring.
The Bavarian Empire. Not boring.
Red x's are blue-colored countries that aren't Bavaria.
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