Waking up from a dazed state, Rommel saw a lot of concrete. He appeared to be in a jail cell. On one of the walls was a picture of the eiffel tower, with a french fry seller on the bottom, giving some to local pond frogs. Rommel realised that, while he was knocked out, he was taken to a jail (among other bad things that cannot be mentioned in this forum
). He looked outside the jailcell bars, and saw other Germans, along with some Italians carrying battleaxes, funny mustache's, and among other things, a pizza-shield.
Rommel: Hey, what happened?
Soldier: We lost. The French took us into this prison, and they've been giving us some fries. Without salt or ketchup!
Rommel: *gasp* the horror! We need to leave! Any weaknesses?
soldier: Well, other than the floor being made out of dirt, I can't find any weaknesses.
Rommel: Well, dig!
soldier: With what?
Rommel: Stale fries!
And everyone started to dig, with some meeting a horrendus fate in a hole that was dug for the outhouses. Everyone else made it to the forest, where they began to head east, hopefully to meet other Germans.
After getting his bearings, Rommel figured he was in Marseilles. He went south, and, with no resistance whatsoever, made a raft and sailed to Rome. He met some french battleships on the way, but they couldn't aim their guns low enough, and ended up sinking eachother. Finally, Rommel made it to Rome...
He walked towards a pizzeria, and inside were many, many people with mustaches. He walked out, gasping for air, repeating "the mustaches'...oh, the mustaches'."
He found his way back to Germany, flying on an Italian plane. He went to the Riechstag, and found Hitler.
Rommel: HITLER!!
Hitler: Oh, hey Rommel. Wazzup?
Rommel: I just went through a prison, and Italy!-*hitler gasped*- to make it back here!
Hitler: That sounds horrible!!
Rommel: The good news is, I just saved a bunch of money on tank insurance by switching to Geico.
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Hitler: While you were gone, we managed to get the Vichy French to take hold of the south. After getting rid of some Allied soldiers still in France, we secured the country, and live better lives. The end.
Rommel: That sounds...good. What about Africka?
Hitler: Well, that's where the Italians need to be neutered. I mean helped! I'm sending you to go and help them.
Rommel: You really think I can get them to win again?
Hitler: *starts laughing* What do you mean, "again"? :rofl:
Rommel: Jaja, I meant get them to win. FINALLY.
Hitler: *recovers* Ja, okay. Go over to Venice, where you and your tank corps will be sent to afrika.
Rommel: What do you mean? My tank corps was destroyed.
Hitler: No, they were just renamed, and given new tanks. They are using the experimental Tiger, along with Pzkfw IV's. Good luck.
Rommel: Yessir.