North Korea, that secluded country sandwiched between South Korea and China; has for long kept its borders closed and its plans quiet. It's mystifying leader Kim Jong Il has imposed trade restrictions and an ideology called Juche which emphasizes no trade whatsoever and 100% self relience. In a time of peak oil and an ever larger scramble for what few unexploited resources there are left in the world this might seem like a good thing.
Except of course.... North Korea has no oil or rare natural resources. Hence an ambitious plan was spawned by Kim Il Sung following the stalemate after the Korean War. Our top intelligence operatives have painstakingly procured this information from Pyongyang. Many bothans died for this information.
1966 - North Korean institute of revolutionary science conducts the first ever test with a misery powered time machine.
1975 - Small scale testing successful. Early prototypes can send objects of up to 1 kilo back in time.
1980 - Great Anju Parallel dimensiom mishap, an interdimensional rift is opened to what many believe was hell. Ushering in an era of terror, decline and really poor taste. Commonly known as the 80s; mentioning "Walk like an Egyptian" to any North Korean citizen will make shivers run down their spine. Accompanying hand and arm gestures are punishable by death.
1987 - Program reaches pre 1980 levels again
1990s - Program is halted due to lack of resources, political will and people who are not starving.
2005 - First test on humans a resounding success. North Korean scientists manage to send a man back in time to 1998. Numerous Ace of Base t-shirts are brought back as proof of the success.
2007 - North Korean ministry of war and institute of history start making plans for "A plan that will literally change history" (the man who came up with this name was summarily shot).
2009 - Plan is finished and resources are gathered for the worlds first pre time expeditionary force.
2011 - Kim Jong Il and 10.000 troops of the revolutionary guard goose step through the "Banner of Songun Time Machine" to change history, bringing with them 1000 tonnes of sulphur and 1000 tonnes of dyes.
Except of course.... North Korea has no oil or rare natural resources. Hence an ambitious plan was spawned by Kim Il Sung following the stalemate after the Korean War. Our top intelligence operatives have painstakingly procured this information from Pyongyang. Many bothans died for this information.
1966 - North Korean institute of revolutionary science conducts the first ever test with a misery powered time machine.
1975 - Small scale testing successful. Early prototypes can send objects of up to 1 kilo back in time.
1980 - Great Anju Parallel dimensiom mishap, an interdimensional rift is opened to what many believe was hell. Ushering in an era of terror, decline and really poor taste. Commonly known as the 80s; mentioning "Walk like an Egyptian" to any North Korean citizen will make shivers run down their spine. Accompanying hand and arm gestures are punishable by death.
1987 - Program reaches pre 1980 levels again
1990s - Program is halted due to lack of resources, political will and people who are not starving.
2005 - First test on humans a resounding success. North Korean scientists manage to send a man back in time to 1998. Numerous Ace of Base t-shirts are brought back as proof of the success.
2007 - North Korean ministry of war and institute of history start making plans for "A plan that will literally change history" (the man who came up with this name was summarily shot).
2009 - Plan is finished and resources are gathered for the worlds first pre time expeditionary force.
2011 - Kim Jong Il and 10.000 troops of the revolutionary guard goose step through the "Banner of Songun Time Machine" to change history, bringing with them 1000 tonnes of sulphur and 1000 tonnes of dyes.