The Obligatory EUIV Strange Screenshot Thread
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Everything China does is grand. Even falling apart.
Its the Warring Kingdoms all over again!
Sounds like a phone number!
This happened in Extended Timeline after loading up for the first time since the update, along with annexation of the Huns being at 444%.
Primarily Eastern Europe but there is a lot of hidden history behind this one.
Fun Facts:
1. Tuscany conquered all of Naples by 1466, and has remained stable and relatively powerful ever since.
2. France owned all of Ireland and Scotland, up until the reformation hit and rebels swamped them
3. Novgorod practically tag-swapped into Finland. Nearly all their remaining provinces rebelled to Finland as Muscovy started to take them over.
4. Yes that's Montenegro.
5. Brandenburg has risen to 20+ provinces and collapsed back to 2 or 3 no less than 8 times.
6. Trier the OPM elector has an incredible desire for 42 of my provinces.
7. When Bulgaria revolted from the Ottomans, it took all of Moldavia's land with it at first, then Moldavia rebelled and formed the current borders.
8. The Teutonic Order once owned all of northern Poland and north-western Lithuania before collapsing to rebels
9. France has been in a war with Provence for over 45 years.
10. Rome is Protestant
Fun Facts:
1. Tuscany conquered all of Naples by 1466, and has remained stable and relatively powerful ever since.
2. France owned all of Ireland and Scotland, up until the reformation hit and rebels swamped them
3. Novgorod practically tag-swapped into Finland. Nearly all their remaining provinces rebelled to Finland as Muscovy started to take them over.
4. Yes that's Montenegro.
5. Brandenburg has risen to 20+ provinces and collapsed back to 2 or 3 no less than 8 times.
6. Trier the OPM elector has an incredible desire for 42 of my provinces.
7. When Bulgaria revolted from the Ottomans, it took all of Moldavia's land with it at first, then Moldavia rebelled and formed the current borders.
8. The Teutonic Order once owned all of northern Poland and north-western Lithuania before collapsing to rebels
9. France has been in a war with Provence for over 45 years.
10. Rome is Protestant
See, this is the problem with Ukrainians. They are perfectly happy to fight it out among themselves (Kiev vs Halych) but the moment someone else (Austria) comes and nom-noms one of their provinces, all hell breaks loose, and gazillion angry mobs rise up in a base tax 3 province. (this is a mod related thing, nothing to do with the official patch)
Mings fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Rebels are loosed upon the world,
Everything China does is grand. Even falling apart.
what mod?
Little Ludwig is all for defending Austria from the Turkish menace, even if he has to do it in his diapers.
Oh well... Republic time !
Since your at war - go to the province before pressing and scrotch earth.
I like this Europe a lot better. Hesse HRE, Muscovy blown to pieces, Poland going down while the Ottomans get big competition from venice (allied with France).
Apparently Austria doesn't know how to fight a war:
How the hell are they losing this? When it started it was much, much worse. It was nearly 80k Infantry to 22k and 30k Cavalry to 8k. France and Venice are absolutely dominating them in every battle because they keep engaging in fights where they are outnumbered. In every single loss it is along the lines of "Austria (17k) attacks Venice (23k)." AI retardism continues.
The only wins we have are from my massive Hanseatic fleet crushing Venice and France. Other than that, we've been crippled.
How the hell are they losing this? When it started it was much, much worse. It was nearly 80k Infantry to 22k and 30k Cavalry to 8k. France and Venice are absolutely dominating them in every battle because they keep engaging in fights where they are outnumbered. In every single loss it is along the lines of "Austria (17k) attacks Venice (23k)." AI retardism continues.
The only wins we have are from my massive Hanseatic fleet crushing Venice and France. Other than that, we've been crippled.
Not exactly strange... but...
Want to form Italy, well you will have to work harder :unsure:
(France holds Lombardia, and Spain holds Roma)
Want to form Italy, well you will have to work harder :unsure:
(France holds Lombardia, and Spain holds Roma)
How is it that Sweden can get 2 provinces but not their independence... I don't get it...
How is it that Sweden can get 2 provinces but not their independence... I don't get it...
I get the feeling the AI didn't sort out its priorities before peace terms were sought after :rofl: