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Keep Goring, that sly bastard still can be useful. I remember seeing a documentary once about Anschluss, in which Goring showed Mussolini a map of Europe before Anschluss with Austria already part of Germany. ,,Real hunters know no borders" Goring said. 
Have Hitler fire him, but not get rid of him. Make him wheel Goering out every time you come across a bug and blame it on Goering somehow!
Although Göring does indeed have a bit the making of a cartman character, he still has to go for his utter shitty-ness.
He can still feature when grovelling to Hitler to get his job back.
He can still feature when grovelling to Hitler to get his job back.
Wonderful story!
Göring must stay. No group comedy can be succesful without fat guy (Oliver Hardy, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin) sexually confused guy (Glenn Quagmire, Howard Wollowitz and row of Monty Python's homosexuals) and incapable guy in charge of something (Adam West, Bernard Black, Jim Hacker). And Göring has it all... He's too perfect to get out of the game completely.
btw. I already love Beck and Canaris
Göring must stay. No group comedy can be succesful without fat guy (Oliver Hardy, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin) sexually confused guy (Glenn Quagmire, Howard Wollowitz and row of Monty Python's homosexuals) and incapable guy in charge of something (Adam West, Bernard Black, Jim Hacker). And Göring has it all... He's too perfect to get out of the game completely.
btw. I already love Beck and Canaris
Göring must stay - if Hitler goes crazy, you can't expect him to replace incompetent ministers. :rofl:
Herr Kitty von Katze would certainly reduce Consumer Goods consumption
Thank you, and welcome!
Keep Goring, that sly bastard still can be useful. I remember seeing a documentary once about Anschluss, in which Goring showed Mussolini a map of Europe before Anschluss with Austria already part of Germany. ,,Real hunters know no borders" Goring said.
Welcome on board! And thanks, I had completely forgotten that anecdote.
Reminded me of a cartoon.
Legend says: "I never heard a shot, Adolf!"
(I wish I could find it again with the legend
)Have Hitler fire him, but not get rid of him. Make him wheel Goering out every time you come across a bug and blame it on Goering somehow!
Poor Göring, he's going to bear responsibility for a big number of problems
You're merciless! Poor Hermann
Wonderful story!
Göring must stay. No group comedy can be succesful without fat guy (Oliver Hardy, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin) sexually confused guy (Glenn Quagmire, Howard Wollowitz and row of Monty Python's homosexuals) and incapable guy in charge of something (Adam West, Bernard Black, Jim Hacker). And Göring has it all... He's too perfect to get out of the game completely.
btw. I already love Beck and Canaris
Thanks, and welcome on board! Given their backgrounds, there's quite a bit to do with them
Thanks, and welcome!
Score one for Hermann
Without the fourth wall, the roof might cave in, down with Goring!
Hitler: See, Hermann? Myth was right, you're already being blamed for MY mistakes.
Thanks for the reply, and welcome!
You have a point!
Everyone, tally is 4 votes for Göring, 4 against him, that's... interesting
The voting booths are open until Saturday morning - "morning" being a relative notion, I get up at rather variable hours these days
Keep Goring! There is no one available to replace him that would be remotely funny. Unless it was Snoopy. Snoopy would be funny.
EDIT: Plus, you can dress him up in different, fun outfits every time he appears. One time he can be Peter Pan, the next Captain Hook, the next Pocahontas, the next the Little Mermaid, the next Aladin, etc, until you reach the end of Disney movies.
EDIT: Plus, you can dress him up in different, fun outfits every time he appears. One time he can be Peter Pan, the next Captain Hook, the next Pocahontas, the next the Little Mermaid, the next Aladin, etc, until you reach the end of Disney movies.
Hey, what's with that weirdness? Are you three trying to get a position in the German cabinet?
Fulmen, welcome on board!
... that was a SERIOUS description of the background story
Buckley, old ones are the best
Haha, it was funny nonetheless. And thanks
Keep Göring. The CG bug reference was hilarious btw. And lol at us Finns conquering Italy.
I vote that next time Goering appears he dresses as Bambi.
He might get confused and try to shoot himself though! I hear he was a big fan of the "Bavarian Hunter" persona.
Haha, it was funny nonetheless. And thanks
Keep Göring. The CG bug reference was hilarious btw. And lol at us Finns conquering Italy.
There are quite a few bugs and weird moments screaming for abuse...
Well, I think my description was serious. I mean, the part about the French outdrinking the Czechs and Slovaks
He might get confused and try to shoot himself though! I hear he was a big fan of the "Bavarian Hunter" persona.
He was. Big, big, very big fan!
By the way, welcome on board!
Tally stands 6 - 4 in favor of Bambi
EDIT - I would like to add a word to honor the Fan of the Week! Congratulations Myth!
(Hitler: No, you don't get a double vote. I do.)
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Just for the sake of adding variety, FIRE HIM! FIRE HIM WITH FIRE! :rofl: (Okay, that was lame.)
what about creating *booming voice* "the riders of Rohan/Germany"? */booming voice*
and create an army entirely composed of cavalry (and maybe some self propelled goodies)
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or he get shoot by "Dick von Cheney" the bavarian hunting and beer minister
and create an army entirely composed of cavalry (and maybe some self propelled goodies)
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or he get shoot by "Dick von Cheney" the bavarian hunting and beer minister
Hey, what's with that weirdness? Are you three trying to get a position in the German cabinet?
No, it's just how I spend my weekends
The historically crazy thing to do would be for Hitler to specialize in milita. Chinese are kicking japanese butts, so it would be logical to assume, that tanks and modern technology is useless against the wrath of pitchork and torches wielding mob
Glad you liked... they are aren't they?
Bravo!
Fire him... but he's got to have an occasional role as the butt of all jokes kinda thing...
:rofl:
Bravo!
Fire him... but he's got to have an occasional role as the butt of all jokes kinda thing...