Here is a BUMPER UPDATE as I'm going on holiday on Thursday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqFkqn9lLUI
25. TRIBUTE TRIBUTE
This is the greatest and best invasion in the world.
Tribute.
Long time ago, me and my slave nation Manchukuo here,
We was invading a vast and mountainous nation,
All of a sudden, there sat a mighty Generalissimo,
In the middle
of Chongqing.
AND HE SAID
“Pull off the best invasion,
In the world,
Or I’ll unify China.”
(China…)
Well, me and Pu Yi,
We looked at each other,
And we each said,
OKAY.
And we localized our naval wear,
Whatever that fucking means,
During the best invasion in the world,
It was the best invasion in the world,
AWH
Look at our German friends and it’s easy to see,
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny,
Once every hundred thousand deaths or so,
When the waters run red and the fires do glow,
And our armaments grow-ho,
Well, needless to say.
Chiang was STUNNED.
Whip-crack as we beat his men,
And the Foe was done.
He asked us,
“Be you angels?”
And we said NAY!
WE ARE AS GODS.
Rock!
Aaaaah, aaaah, aa-aa-aa-aa-aaah,
Hoooo
Wooaah-oh-oh
Oh oh oh oh!
This is not the greatest invasion in the world, no,
This is just a tribute,
Impossible to encapsulate in a song, no,
This is a tribuuute, oh,
To the greatest invasion in the world,
All right,
It was the greatest invasion in the world,
Oh lord,
Dude it was the best motherfucking invasion the greatest invasion in the world,
*Japanese scat interlude (You cannot even conceive of this)*
Oh, research interlude time.
*Riff*
And the peculiar thing is this, peasant slaves,
The invasion of that mighty nation,
It wasn’t actually anything LIKE THIS SONG,
This is just a tribute!
You’ve gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there,
Just a matter of opinion
Good Gods, gotta help me out,
Invadin’ Chin, you can’t stop me now,
On fire are their villages and towns,
Deadly motherfuckers burning everything down,
Banzai!
BANZAI!
To be continued…